Tuesday, July 23, 2013

An open letter to Her Majesty

With all due respect: Ma'am -- if you feel an ounce of guilt then you must at least formally apologize to each and every Indian for zillions of years of unspeakable exploitation and bloodshed. For instance: Doesn't the cold-blooded mass murder in the Jallianwala Bagh prick your conscience? You'd keep the Koh-i-Noor as a gesture of our generosity but you must go without the crown for a day as a gesture of mourning for our zillions of martyrs.

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