Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Beauty and the Beast :-)

Abracadabra

What's that?

White magic LOL

LOL

You're a sorcerer!

Yeah! I'm trying to make you fall in love with me!

Where's your horseshoe -- Mister wizard?

Did I tell you something?

Something

Babes

No kidding

No kidding

Come on

Come on

You know something

Something

I've got your snapshot on my computer!

Which one?

The most LIVELY one!

Come on tell me which one

Nah

Va-va-voom

What's that?

Oomph factor!

Tell me

Nah

Hate you!

I miss you

Hmm

How come you stopped writing to me?

You're so old-school

Mister Epistolary!

I don't understand one thing

You're so-called so ultra-liberal and you still believe in old-fashioned letter writing

You don't know

I don't know what

That it's so beautiful

What?

The way you write . . . . 

If I stop writing -- you'd stop loving me huh?

Come on

Whatever

Why don't you marry some American from Lucknow!

hehehehehehe

LOL

ROFL

No seriously

Babes, I love you

You're the most prettiest girl I've ever met!

Hmm.

You're so full of deceit

Such a liar

Mister Charles Sobhraj

Hate you!

You and me? Ugh! Ugh!

Beauty and the Beast!

Animal magnetism

LOL

LOL

ROFL 

ROFL

Just my luck!

To be continued . . . .

A stroll/trip/walk down memory lane: Gun-shy, eh? LOL That's Jebel Ali Shooting Club. You might've noticed though it's slightly blurred -- yeah, it's .38 -- This is to mesmerize and impress you! hehehehehe LOL Have I really pulled it off? :-) Good Old Days of a Good Old Boy!

 

An incomplete love letter to an imaginary girlfriend . . . . :-) Confessions of a Hunchbacked Whirling Dervish . . . . :-)

'Tis better to have loved and lost 

Than never to have loved at all.

-- Alfred Lord Tennyson?

It's Destiny. We met. We met again. Then we didn't meet. Or we couldn't meet. I love her, and it's so beautiful . . . .  My love for her is unconditional. God changes Destiny if you pray . . . . supplicate.

I've been waiting for her -- for so many years -- We might get married -- or we mightn't get married -- We might meet again, or we mightn't -- But this is love for sure -- Writing to her -- Writing for her -- Reading what she writes -- It's so beautiful . . . .  -- Everything about her is so beautiful -- No words to write about her in spite of my formidable vocabulary LOL <GRIN> -- It's platonic -- It's Sufistic -- Wish I knew many more words -- I'd do at least some justice to her -- 

To be continued . . . . 

Very plain and simple Urdu :-)

Sare shehar me aap sa koyi nahi, koyi nahi

Yahi sochkar raat bhar mai soyi nahi, soyi nahi 

Thode Se Tum Ho jhootay Aadmi Par Bahut Khub Ho Tum

Kitna Bhi Tum Chhupao Afsane Baya Ho Rahe Hai

Aise Bhi Ho, Tum Waise Bhi Ho

Tum jaisay bhi ho

Hamko Shikayat Aapse Koyi Nahi, Koyi Nahi

These days we're quite loud about it. In the bygone era: They're very surreptitious. Beauty is in being very subtle.

 ye jo chilman hai dushman hai hamaari

kitni sharmeeli, ho kitni sharmeeli dulhan hai hamaari

Those were the days of (absolutely) subtle poetry. :-)

Itanaa to yaad hai mujhe, o, itanaa to yaad hai mujhe, haay,

Itanaa to yaad hai mujhe ke unase mulaaqaat hui

O baad men jaane kyaa huaa

O baad men jaane kyaa huaa, naa jaane kyaa baat hui

Kis se shiqaayat karuun,

Kis se shiqaayat karuun, sharaarat mere saath hui

So, do you folks still think that I'm retarded? :(

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And, you folks still think I'm crazy?

 

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Saiyaara main saiyaara, Saiyaara tu saiyaara

Sitaaron ke jahaan mein milenge abb yaara 

My comments: Phrasal Verbs :-) Do try this at home! LOL

There's so much to learn -- I've to study a lot -- I'll have to buckle down to it. Now -- folks, that's a phrasal verb! hehehehe LOL

Excerpt from Prof. Kev Nair's: The English Fluency Development Course -- https://fluentzy.com/ -- https://fluentzy.com/kevnair.htm

 

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not be in someone's vocabulary / idiom / humorous

You say that a particular quality is not in your vocabulary if you never show it or experience it:

Did you say "tact"? The word isn't in his vocabulary!

alternative / alternate history :-)

A book or story that considers what would have been the result if events had happened in a different way to how they actually happened, or the type of book or story that does this.

Definition of alternative history

1: fiction that is based on history and that explores what might have happened if certain historical events, figures, etc., had been different

: a history that is told from an unusual or unorthodox perspective

Here's my talisman! How's it folks? It's on Amazon Dot In -- Such a steal. My mother always wanted me to have it. Check it out. :-) Girls: Don't fret! I still am a confirmed bachelor! LOL This isn't an engagement or wedding ring! LOL This gives me unprecedented supernormal / supernatural powers! Just kidding!

 

Age of Exploration

The period from around 1400 to 1600, in which Europeans travelled the rest of the world in search of goods, raw materials, land, and trade partners.

Draft

Mac-y

Yeah, babes

Why do you like that murderer?

Who? Charles Sobhraj?

Yeah

For his Social Engineering skills

You know in his (Auto) biography he said something like; " As long as I can talk to people, I can manipulate 'em"

So you manipulate people Mac-y?

No No.

Then

I help people understand Social Engineering. Keep 'em safe from con men / con artists -- On the Internet and in real life.

You're a manipulator Mac-y

You manipulating me?

No. No.

Okay, Mac-y

It's been a while Mac-y you didn't say or write catch-22

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

Mac your poetry is . . . . zilch!

Yeah, I know. That's why I want you to be my mentor.

Hmm. Let me think about it.

Babes -- Help me with Blog posts as well -- Please.

When'd you start writing a book?

Hmm. I dunno babes

Hmm.

Would it be about me?

Yeah, I think so.

Mac you'd stop role-playing Richard Bach -- Just be yourself.

Hmm.

Ambiguous endings

<Writing>

Those were the days of chaste and pristine poetry! :-)

tayri aakhow may jo suroor hai

saara esi ka tow kasoor hai

dil tayra dewaana hai sanam

dil tayra dewaana hai sanam

jaantay ho tum kuch na kahaygay ham

jaantay ho tum kuch na kahaygay ham

mohabbat ki kasam

mohabbat ki kasam

My eBook: The Bodhi Tree Moment :-) Coffee-table book! It's quite lame but you'd browse through it during your tea / coffee break! It's on https://pothi.com

 

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Sugar giving Mac nightmares! :-)

<SNORING >

Mock sleeping Mac-y?

Zonked out babes

You dope?

Nope!

Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?

They ask like this on a flight hehehehe LOL

LOL

LOL ROFL

!@##$#@$@!$!@%$%^#$^

Hate you!

That's deliberate

Yeah, I know

Mac-y I'm beginning to speak like you

You want me to?

No. No.

No matter how hard I try I can't imitate you!

Please don't write like me -- either

What's gnawing you, Mac-y?

See I'm speaking like you! LOL

I lost my fluency -- I think because I haven't been speaking in English with anyone since 2008.

Goad me into studying Prof. Kev Nair's course -- please

Yeah, Mac-y -- I'll do that.

Mac-y you evading my question?

What's bothering you?

I'll tell you later.

Promise?

Yep, I promise.

What's it about -- give me a hint at least

It's about me -- It's about us.

Please don't keep me in suspense. Can't you tell now?

No. Nail-biting suspense!

You know something -- Sugar

As soon as I'm done with that course -- I'll write and speak in plain and simple English.

Would that take long?

Yeah.

I'd do intensive boot camp like study or in short bursts

Okay.

Approx. How many months?

Dunno. Can't tell exactly. Few months.

You don't drink righto?

No. Teetotaler

Why do you flaunt your vocabulary?

To impress you.

You're Miss traffic-stopper!

Am I really that pretty?

Yeah. Undeniably!

Is that a new nickname Mac-y?

Yeah

I love you.

I love you too.

Docent?

What's that?

Anyways, do you really have serendipity?

Not sure. But I think so.

What's Docent Mac-y?

Look it up.

Okay.

Sugar

Yeah

Nothing.

Moron

Sleepy?

Yeah, kinda

Equestrian?

Yeah, but it's been ages.

When did you last ride -- my horseman?

Oh, many years ago. 2008, I think. 

My cowboy!

What's your favorite sport?

Polo.

Did you ever play?

No.

Arena I'd -- after some training.

But I'm too old now.

Ever wanted to be a movie actor?

No. Never. Not sure though -- maybe I fantasized about it! 

Hmm.

You really love my Q&As righto -- Mac-y?

Yep, I do.

Start riding again, Mac-y?

You think so?

Yeah.

For me.

Hmm.

!~#@$#%@#$%^@&$&#$^$

Okay.

<Expletive deleted>

heheheheh LOL

You make me laugh like anything -- Mac-y

LOL

I love you to bits, Sugar

I love you too.

You're in your element with me?

Yep. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

You know what's bizarro?

Nope enlighten me - oh you Nirvanic, enlightened soul

Bombastic words!

Life with you is nirvanic!

You taking Nicotine Gums?

Oh NRT

What's that?

Nicotine Replacement Therapy

LOL

Can't you simply say Yes / No?

Affirmative. Negative.

LOL ROFL

hehehehehehe

You write and speak like this to amuse me?

I love to make you laugh.

You're so footloose

You think so?

Love is?

Nirvana?

Life with me is?

Fire walking

Do I terrorize you that much?

Yeah. No doubt about it

<SNORING>

Mac-y

Mock sleeping, again?

You give me nightmares!

@!#$@$!@$%$#@$%!#@$!@$@$ 

<Expletive deleted>

LOL ROFL

LOL ROFL

To be continued . . . . 

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Blood, toil, tears and sweat

 

Blood, toil, tears and sweat

 

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Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Pillow talk :-)

Mac-y

Yeah babes

You love India?

Yeah, of course but no chauvinism -- I'm not a chauvinist

You know NLP

Just a wee bit

You write all that on your Blog to impress girls?

No. No.

Are you gay?

No. I'm not.

I'm hardwired to chase girls

Skirt-chaser huh?

Yeah

Not since you met me right

Yep righto -- that's correct

People told me that you're gay or bisexual

People have vested interests, babes

They DO NOT want us together

Ross Jeffries, your Speed Seduction Guru?

Yeah

How many girls you slept with?

I wasn't sleeping I swear LOL

LOL

!@#$@#$#@%$%#^%%$^$#$

You love me, right?

Of course, what's it that's making you feel so insecure?

Dunno, your notoriety

Hmm.

You won't leave me for another girl?

No. Swear.

I swear....

Hmm.

What I've observed is that fidelity is very important to you.

Not to you?

Yeah, ditto.

I love you so much Mac-y

I love you very much Spock-y

You miss your mom and dad

Yeah, I do -- like anything

Live-in?

Yeah

No qualms about it?

No. Absolutely.

You aviation buff?

Yeah, like anything

Cars?

No. No. That's for mortals

You'd be so arrogant at times

LOL

LOL

Bikes?

Early 20s

Not anymore

No.

Sexual orientation

Sexual preference

Metrosexual?

No. No.

Retrosexual. Period.

Heterosexual.

Girls talking sex = taboo?

No. No.

Who's ultra-civilized?

You.

Who's ultra-liberal?

Me.

Can I buy you a drone?

No. No. I'll buy it myself when I've some extra bucks

@$##$@$%$%^%^%*&&**&*&*&(%%^$

Seriously babes -- Don't get mad at me

I'm not a leech.

You talk at great length about a symbiotic relationship

Yeah, I do

Symbiosis is something else....

I'm dead against matriarchy although I'm a very liberal person

Patriarchy?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wish list?

Nothing. Really.

!@@!##@#$$%$$%$%^%^&&^&&%%^

Okay NGO?

No. No. At least not now.

Okay.

What's bothering you?

I'd earn my own bucks.

That's the only thing i.e. bothering me.

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Blues and Blue moon -- My girl is a swan and she swoons! :-) Marriage = Dual controls! :-)

Mac-y

Yeah babes

I wanna cook

No!

Macccccccccc !@#@##@$$#$#$%

Okay occasionally -- once in a blue moon

Fine

Why not?

Women are not for these things

Gender bias

Gender gap

Burka?

Nope!

What if we've a girl?

Rocket scientist?

Yeah

Space station?

Yeah

You'd cook?

Yep, why not?

Reverse discrimination

Nothing. Trying to impress you!

Oh, please don't

Please don't get into Egghead Mode!

Moron!

No Idiot savant

No polymath

@#@#$@#$#@($*#@$)(*#@$

What's that?

Nothing. Just goading you.

Hmm.

Babies?

Two.

Really?

Yeah.

A boy and a girl.

Mac-y

Yeah Sugar

Why're you so quiet today?

Ah nothing -- just thinking

About me?

Yeah

Like what?

Hmm.

Fine.

Tell me about it later -- okay?

Yep babes

Wedding ring?

Yeah.

I want girls to know that you're taken

How's your memory now Mac?

Don't start: Retrograde / Anterograde amnesia and all that

Yeah okay -- It's not so bad...I'd do my chores

Lucknow?

Culture and language

American?

Liberal, well-read et cetera

I'm not in the right frame of mind

I know otherwise you'd blah-blah

You won't stop talking

Am I all that?

Oh yeah, no doubt about it

Faithful? Always?

Yeah babes

Promise me

Cross my heart and hope to die

You know Mac

My friends were like you'll have to make drastic changes....he's very different

False alarm

Yeah

Mac

Yeah Sugar

Talk like normal people

Define normal

Oh my God

So, you're not an atheist?

LOL 

LOL

!@#@#$@$@#$@#$@#$#^%$^$^%^

Okay. Just goofing around with you.

Your jargon

Impossible

You're so boring

Me?

No ghost in our room

Mac

Yeah babes

I love you.

Ditto.

TELL NO ONE by Harlan Coben :-)

TELL NO ONE is a story of loss and redemption. It begins innocently enough. Dr. David Beck and his beloved wife, Elizabeth, are celebrating the anniversary of their first kiss in the quiet of Lake Charmaine. They grew up together, first kissed at age twelve, and now, twenty-five years old and married less than a year, they return for an idyllic weekend away.

Tragedy shatters their solitude. Elizabeth is abducted and murdered, her body found in a ditch. Her killer is caught and brought to justice. But for David Beck, there can be no closure. Eight years pass. He never gets over Elizabeth’s murder. He loses himself in his work as an inner city pediatrician.

But everything changes on the eighth anniversary of Elizabeth’s death. Two unidentified bodies are found at Lake Charmaine, unearthed years after their deaths. But even more disturbing, Beck gets a bizarre email that mentions a specific phrase – a phrase known only to him and Elizabeth. The email also tells him to click a hyperlink the next day at a specific hour – “kiss time” – 6:15PM.

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Pretty, Peppy and Peppermint-flavored girl! :-) (Pep talk) :-)

Who's the (most) prettiest girl in the world?

Hmm. Let me think.....

#$@%@!#!@^*!@^*!&@(*&!@(*!&@

Alright, alright You!

Good

Who's my slave?

Me.

You're so adorable!

I'm sorry....

Nah

Who's the (most) brainiest girl in the world?

Hmm.

Mac

LOL You babes of course

Good.

Tell me about slaves

Slaves?

Yeah.

Who's a slave?

There's a word slave driver!

There's another word slave ant!

Mac one thing for sure: You're vocab is jumbo!

No no your vocab is super-duper!

You love the way I write?

Nope!

Mac

I mean you write very cryptically

I mean I'm pathologically incapable of understanding your writings.

Did you read Da Vinci code?

Nope. I didn't.

Why not?

Hyped = No. I read low-key, low profile authors

Suggest me something to read this weekend?

Hmm. Tell No One by Harlan Coben

What's it about?

Spoiler alert!

Okay.

Sci-fi?

Nope.

Star Trek

Oh, that's an exception!

Mac you speak like a Bot hehehhehe LOL

hehehehehe LOL

Language acquisition . . . .

Stop! You don't have to impress me Mac-y

Okay.

Avant-garde

Epistolary

Old school tie

You speak very cryptically

Settling score?

Yeah

You betcha!

Never heard of that word!

Moron!

You didn't say you dropped out of college!

And, you didn't go to ....

To be continued . . . . 

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Girlfriends, Ghosting and the Gift of gab! :-)

Who's your last girlfriend?

Oh, she's from Iran

Time frame?

Oh, early 2K

She ditched you?

No No

Then?

We ended the relationship amicably.

You're in India since?

2008

No girlfriend?

No.

I don't believe you.

Tell me about unrequited love.

You and I

!@##@$#@@#$@#$@#$@#$@#

Those are such profane words!

LOL

LOL

I love you so much Mac-y!

I love you too Spock-y!

You miss 'em? Be honest, okay?

Not since I met you.

Liar! You wrote on your Blog that you're a modern-day lothario!

Oh, that's during my Schizophrenia relapse.

Okay.

You still wanna go to America?

No. Not anymore.

Emirates?

No. Not anymore.

Promise?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Okay. I trust you. Alright?

Yeah babes

Any plans?

Yeah, write a book or two -- get a flying license. 

Get my wings!

That's all?

Yeah!

To be continued . . . . 

(Everything I Do) I Do It for You

"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" is a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Bryan Adams. Written by Adams, Michael Kamen, and Robert John "Mutt" Lange, the power ballad was the lead single for both the soundtrack album from the 1991 film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Adams's sixth studio album, Waking Up the Neighbours (1991). The single was released on June 17, 1991.

See You Later, Alligator / Bill Haley & His Comets

"See You Later, Alligator" is a 1950s rock and roll song written and first recorded by American singer-songwriter Bobby Charles. The song was a Top Ten hit for Bill Haley and His Comets in 1956 in the United States, reaching no. 6 on Billboard and CashBox. In the UK, the single peaked at no. 7.

See You Later, Alligator - Wikipedia

Inevitability . . . .

"Mackellar's painting is about the inevitability of separation, the cost of journeying. And we have never created any sound so evocative of a steam locomotive, that high note of inhuman relief as vaporized water is blown off and meets the cold air." 

-- The Railway Man / Eric Lomax

The Railway Man by Eric Lomax

 

This is my dream! By the way. wasn't I very good-looking, eh? :-)

 

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Sugar is being very inquisitive and nosy LOL Sugar = Nosy parker LOL (Living with Sugar isn't easy -- it's fire walking! Everyday! LOL)

Mac

yeah babes

You aren't reading as you used to -- it's because of the medication?

yep

Tell me one thing

Shoot

What's courage?

Courage is something which is not foolhardy

Zzzzzzzzzz Explain please

See fear is a good thing -- it keeps you safe

No fear = foolhardy

Overcoming fear to a certain extent is courage

Bravado is sham

See I love you righto

yeah

Mac

yeah Sugar

Tell me one thing honestly

yep

Were you promiscuous?

Me?

yeah duh

No I always wanted someone who wasn't promiscuous hehehehehe

hehehehhe

Can I have male friends

yeah sure

But you shouldn't interact with female friends, okay?

Fair enough?

yeah babes of course I won't

Why do you love me so much?

Because you're my soul mate

How did you reach that conclusion 

See science is in denial

What do you mean?

I mean you just know.. deep down you know

I love you too

Spock-y ears

Hmm.

I--always--was one-woman man 

Hmm.

Do you sleepwalk?  

How'd I know?

You're crazy weirdo

Come on fight with me

It's so hard to provoke you

How come you hardly get angry

Because anger isn't a good thing

Hmm. You aren't in a mood to chitchat righto?

Fantasizing about your ex-girlfriends?

No No

Mac

Yeah Sugar

Am I really very pretty?

Cross my heart (and hope to die)

You love me so much because I'm very pretty?

Yeah plus you're so brainy

Right combo

Hmm.

!@#!@#$#$@%$#%#%#%^#%^$%

What's wrong? 

What did I do?

Nothing. Love abusing you hehehehheehhehehhe lol

You're in a very abusive relationship

Un-love me

As if it's some Undo button

Would you be loving me when I'm like 60?

Yeah God willing  of course

Hmm

You wanna fly with me?

yeah

You've the control(s) thing?

yeah

You'll let me fly

yeah of course

Cool

Flying license and flying with me by your side is your dream righto?

yep. That's correct.

Tell me one thing

yeah

Why do you wanna impress me?

Because I love to do that 

Whatever.

Richard Bach?

Yeah

Younger self of Richard Bach?

Yeah

Hmm.Soul mate

You got the soul mate bug from there right?

yeah I think so -- not sure though

You love Q&As

And you like to give discourses like Osho? Your Guru

yeah

Okay.

Paint my nails

No

Make tea for me

Okay

Good.

You're my slave

Yeah I'm LOL

LOL

Hate you.

To be continued . . . . 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend -- Sugar bashing me.....

Ahem! Ahem!

Yeah Hi

So, what're you thinking?

About Brobdingnagians and Lilliputians

Oh God

Lilliput island huh?

Gulliver's Travels huh?

Grow up!

You know I read that when I was like five-year-old --- If I'm not exaggerating

Prodigy, eh?

Yeah maybe -- figure that out yourself

You know Babes Alexander Selkirk

Oh God not again!

I wanna write a graphic novel

You = coauthor?

Dreamer

Tell me one thing Mac

Mac = Mackintosh?

yeah

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

That's my pet name huh?

Yeah

You like it?

No, I don't

Anyways

Tell me about Socratic irony

Uh-oh

See you mugged up a few things to impress me

You're such a pseudo intellectual

Eggheaded?

Yeah

You know Sugar I know a few things about lots of things heheehhe

hehehhehe

I never finish what I start

Hmm.

Paint my nails

Nope!

Make coffee for me!

Nope!

You don't love me?

Nope!

Macccccccccccc

yeah

@!#$#@$@!$^%^$%#^&^%&

That's profanity?

So, what

Serves you right

I love you

What's love?

Love is ecstasy

Babes you know I read somewhere long long ago that girls have chocolates when they're in love blah-blah

Is that true

How'd I know...I'm not in love with you

You don't love me

Nope!

You're narcissistic 

You've narcissistic personality disorder

And you're very selfish

You just love being the center of attention

You're no The duh Whirling Dervish

You're so pseudo 

You're not Shaman but Shammer hehehhehe Gotcha!

Polymath

Who?

Me?

Don't bore me please Mac

Liar liar pants on fire

Smarty-pants

I love you Babes

Me too Mac-y

Spock-y ears

Hate you.

Writing: Watch this space, please.

Reprint: Real machismo is in taking a backseat... :-)

Real machismo is in taking a backseat -- for a change. Letting your girl do the decision-making. Spoil her a little. Let her be a wee bit indulgent. The fact that the girls are more studious and brainy than you shouldn't injure or offend your male ego. Let her dominate you. A little bit of docility is fun. Believe me: A girl's mind works like a seismograph! LOL She's splendidly good at picking up vibes. Stone-Age rule of thumb is to--break the ice--and let her know that you love her and all that--BUT--I'd tell you something totally offbeat: Depart from convention. Outgrow your self-proclaimed lady-killing guru: Mister Ross Jeffries. Interaction is your magic wand. DO NOT get lovey-dovey. Be sincere with her. IF she's destined for you... Then, at least she won't activate the panic alarm! :-) If you really want to be a charmer then just BE YOURSELF. Never act like some male chauvinist superhero in trashy thrillers. Always and unfailingly: Play down your positive attributes and accomplishments. Showcase your antiheroic traits--instead. Media mislead you. The only thing that'd possibly impress her is your humility. Do not role-play a flamboyant cowboy. And, be discreet. Unobtrusive. A wee bit of surreptitiousness and ciphers in communication would definitely add hilarity. It's your brilliance -- It's your intelligence that mesmerizes her. Nothing else. Don't be a hulk. Be a geek. Gymnasium is good but spend more time in a library. :-) So boys--Are you ready to roll eh? :-)

OMG!

 

Indigenous solar powered / energy bicycle! When I was young, I thought indigenous means Made in India! LOL hehehehe ROFL BTW, Solar Panel is not shown in this picture! LOL

 

Definition of scarecrow:

1a: an object usually suggesting a human figure that is set up to frighten birds away from crops

b: something frightening but harmless

2: a skinny or ragged person

Scarecrow: a model of a person dressed in old clothes and put in a field of growing crops to frighten birds away -- an object that looks like a person dressed in old, torn clothes and that stands in a garden or field to frighten birds away -- That's me! My handle I mean

 

That's you! :-)

 

Vocab break: Clink

 

Vocab break: onomatopoeia

Definition of onomatopoeia

1: the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (such as buzz, hiss)

also : a word formed by onomatopoeia

In comic books, when you see someone with a gun, you know it's only going off when you read the onomatopoeias.

— Christian Marclay

2: the use of words whose sound suggests the sense

a study of the poet's onomatopoeia

Vocab break: onomatopoeic

(of a word) sounding similar to the noise the word refers to:

"Pop", "boom", and "squelch" are onomatopoeic words.

The word "click" is onomatopoeic in itself.

Ahem: used to represent the little cough that someone makes to express slight embarrassment, enjoyment, doubt, or disapproval, or to attract attention

 

Untitled :-)

 

Spock is a fictional character in the Star Trek series LOL

 

Miss Spock-y ears and I hehehehehe LOL (another pet name)

 

Pictorial representation of The Whirling Dervish and Sugar hehehehehe LOL Mug shots LOL

 

Home :-) I’m so clumsy when it comes to drawing! -- Wish I'd draw like you! :-) This is for your computer's screen saver! :-) I didn't forget to draw the chimney -- because you won't be cooking -- obviously! hehehhehe LOL ROFL

 

with one's identity concealed :-)

 

An offbeat proposal.... :-) Looking for A Suitable Girl! :-)

A Suitable Boy right out of Vikram Seth's novel is looking for you . . . . Where're you? Would-be bride eh? Hmm. She'd look like Princess Niloufer or Penelope Cruz or Rachel Weisz or Keira Knightley or Danica McKellar! Remember Winnie Cooper? LOL Just kidding! I'll give you some keywords: She'd be well-read, liberal, intelligent and pretty. (No brain-dead beauty, please!) Type B personality! Shouldn't be tomboyish! Talkative. Great mind-set. And, of course: Humor. This isn't a prerequisite but it'd be splendid if she: speaks impeccable, chaste Urdu; loves Urdu poetry; and is an American from Lucknow! That's all for now.

I wanna be a writer and pilot like Richard Bach. God willing. (Keeping fingers crossed). :-)

 

The Bridge Across Forever by Richard Bach

If you've ever felt alone in a world of strangers, missing someone you've never met, you'll find a message from your love in The Bridge Across Forever / Richard Bach.

"I stood looking out the window at nothing, noise roaring in my head.

She's wrong. Of course she's wrong. The woman doesn't understand who I am or how I think.

Too bad, I thought.

Then I crumpled her letter and threw it away."

"What if we're soulmates, I thought while she sobbed. What if we're the ones we've been looking for our whole lives long. We've touched and we've shared this quick taste of what love on earth can be, and now, because of my fears, are we going to separate and never meet again? Will I go on the rest of my days looking for the one I've already found, and was too frightened to love?

"There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go."

Bestselling author Richard Bach explores the meaning of fate and soul mates in this modern-day fairytale based on his real-life relationship with actor Leslie Parrish. "This is a story about a knight who was dying, and the princess who saved his life," Bach writes in his opening greeting. "It's a story about beauty and beasts and spells and fortresses, about death-powers that seem and life-powers that are." Yes, it is all that, and more. On the earthly plane this is about the riveting love affair between two fully human people who are willing to explore time travel and other dimensions together even as they grapple with the earthly struggles of intimacy, commitment, smothering, and whose turn it is to cook.

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend -- Sugar comforting me, and offering her sympathy. ....Awww, how kind of her!

Pensive mood?

Uh-huh

What's wrong?

No. Nothing.

We took something like a solemn oath -- remember?

Never to lie.

Then.

I wasn't lying.

It's a kind of white lie.

Can I lie about lying? LOL

Still it is....a lie

Yeah

So tell me what's wrong?

No actually missing mom and dad

Oh

And, a few other things

Like what?

You and I

What about us?

This long-distance .....

Hmm.

I miss you

You didn't say dreadfully LOL

LOL yeah

You don't write

You know I'm busy

Cheer up!

You're a lady-killer -- supposedly

I'd be feeling insecure NOT you!

I promise I'll write to you everyday

Really?

Twice?

Okay.

We'll be together again -- just wait for a few months

Please?

Okay.

So what're you reading -- lately?

Please don't say The Founts of Sinhala trilogy or whatever AGAIN!

Off and on

On and off

I forgot who's.....

Colin De Silva

Sri Lankan chap

Page-turner

You said you'll give it to me on my birthday

yeah

Why well thumbed

Why not a new one

And you don't let me buy those

Why

There's something dunno how to explain

Okay...your intuition

yeah kinda

You scare me sometimes

You think you're Paulo huh?

You've lots of caliber aptitude -- write something a novel or a play -- why random Blog posts?

I'm not that good

Yes you're

You write better than me

No way!

Seriously

No no you're like dunno -- demigoddess of writing

Slick -- you're

Ring off now -- it's late.

No No I wanna be with you 

Zeroes and Ones -- as you say

I'm Archie :-)

I'm Archie!

Are you Betty or Veronica?

This is the moment of Konica

Right-handed or lefty?

Noodles -- spaghetti?

Let's ride a seesaw then

Go crazy -- have lots of fun

Scotland or Buckingham?

Missing you Madam! :(

Coffee with Shaman? Sunday noon? Real soon? Let's split the bill? :-)

 

It takes two to tango :-)

Let's tango

I play banjo

You whirl and dance!

A beautiful girl in trance

Germany or France?

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend / September / 2022

So what're you thinking?

Hmm. Nothing. Sweet nothings! hehehehe LOL

What do you like the most about me?

Dunno. So many things.

Like for instance?

Hmm. Your curiosity maybe.

Evading?

LOL Maybe.

You're so pretty.

How come you never say beautiful.

It's so cliched -- that's why.

Cliched itself is a cliche!

Oh my God!

Why're you so pedantic?

Who? Me?

No. Ghost in our room.

Ghostbusters -- you know?

Ya they've these -- this kit -- paranormal activity detection gear -- ghost gear they call it

Do those thingies work?

No. No.

Why not?

Oh dunno there's no simple answer

Why're we talking about ghosts?

ya

Are you scared of 'em?

Me? No. Not anymore....

I get a bit terrified sometimes but not always

Ghost = misnomer

Really?

yeah

Pizza?

Lots of mushrooms and black olives please -- loads of cheese

Beg

Okay. Please Sugar -- My babes

So ruthless you are!

Let me paint your nails Sugar

Color?

Magenta

Okay. 

The lion's share!

Greedy!

How's it?

Yum yum

I love you.

To be continued . . . . 

Oh My God! :-)

We're going home -- To the place where we belong -- A horse ranch -- Away from the town -- By the way, are we talk of the town? -- You're my Princess -- Where's your crown -- Let's play Chess -- Is Correspondence chess okay with you? -- I checkmate you -- And you frown darkly at me -- Such a grim look! -- 

Hot dog and prawns -- San-nakji ? -- Yuck yuck -- I laugh -- 

You look cool in black Turtleneck -- And, Dream Catcher Brown

Some Coffee? yeah some more Sugar -- My Sugar -- you chuckle --

What's Alexa?

AI thingy

What does that mean?

It means you're smarty-pants hehehehehe LOL

You really so Geek?

NO it's Hype and . . .. 

And?

Give me the Remote

How does this work BTW?

Oh it's Infrared something?

Sure yeah

What're those RFID cards in your wallet?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hate you when you mock sleep

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

Tell me

Like what

You love me right?

Hmmmmmmmmmm

!@$E$&^!@#%*&!@^#*(!^@*(#^

Okay okay. Yeah I do.

Me too.

Cool.

Mock sleeping again?

yeah

OMG

To be continued . . . . 

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Correspondence chess? :-)

We're going home -- To the place where we belong -- A horse ranch -- Away from the town -- By the way, are we talk of the town? -- You're my Princess -- Where's your crown -- Let's play Chess -- Is Correspondence chess okay with you? -- I checkmate you -- and you frown darkly at me -- Such a grim look! -- 

To be continued....