An offbeat Proposal:
A confirmed bachelor at age 40-ish -- Looking for a live-in relationship -- Any body build would do:
A Suitable Boy right out of Vikram Seth's novel is looking for you! Where're you? Would-be live-in partner eh? Hmm.
I’ll give you some keywords:
She’d be well-read, liberal, intelligent and pretty. (No brain-dead beauty, please!) Type B personality! Shouldn’t be tomboyish! Talkative. Great mind-set. Humor. This isn't a prerequisite but it'd be splendid if she: speaks impeccable and chaste Urdu; loves Urdu poetry; and is an American from Lucknow!
Postscript: Girls with braces -- Excuse me.
braces plural, dentistry : an orthodontic appliance usually of metallic wire that is used especially to exert pressure to straighten misaligned teeth
Yep, yep. Those.