Wednesday, July 15, 2009

For Blogger: His Sweetheart

The story of the little engine has been told and retold many times. The underlying theme however is the same - a stranded train is unable to find an engine willing to take it on over difficult terrain to its destination. Only the little blue engine is willing to try, and while repeating the mantra "I think I can, I think I can" overcomes a seemingly impossible task.

An early version goes as follows;

A little railroad engine was employed about a station yard for such work as it was built for, pulling a few cars on and off the switches. One morning it was waiting for the next call when a long train of freight-cars asked a large engine in the roundhouse to take it over the hill "I can't; that is too much a pull for me," said the great engine built for hard work. Then the train asked another engine, and another, only to hear excuses and be refused. In desperation, the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."

As it neared the top of the grade, which had so discouraged the larger engines, it went more slowly. However, it still kept saying, "I--think--I--can, I--think--I--can." It reached the top by drawing on bravery and then went on down the grade, congratulating itself by saying, "I thought I could, I thought I could."

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Osho: Be Ordinary, Nobody

A witness is a simple witness. You just watch as you watch the traffic on the road, or some day you lie down on the ground and you watch the clouds in the sky. You don't say this is good, that is bad; you simply don't make any judgments. You watch. You are unconcerned with what is good, what is bad. You are not trying to be moral. You are not trying any concepts... a pure witnessing. And out of that, greater understanding arises and by and by you start feeling that the ordinary life is the only life; there is no other life.

And to be ordinary is the only way to be religious. All other extraordinary things are ego-trips.

Just to be ordinary is the most extraordinary thing in the world, because everybody wants to be extraordinary. Nobody wants to be ordinary. To be ordinary is the only extraordinary thing. Very rarely somebody relaxes and becomes ordinary. If you ask Zen masters, 'What do you do?' they will say, 'We fetch wood from the forest, we carry water from the well. We eat when we feel hungry, we drink when we feel thirsty, we go to sleep when we feel tired. This is all.'

It does not look very appealing -- fetching wood, carrying water, sitting, eating. You will say, 'These are ordinary things. Everybody is doing them.'

These are not ordinary things, and nobody is doing them. When you are fetching wood, you are condemning it -- you would like to be the president of some country. You don't want to be a woodcutter. You keep condemning the present for some imaginary future.

Carrying water from the well, you feel you are wasting your life. You are angry. You were not made for such ordinary things. You had come with a great destiny -- to lead the whole world towards a paradise, some utopia.

These are all ego-trips. These are all in states of consciousness.

Just to be ordinary... and then suddenly what you call trivia is no more trivia, what you call profane is no more profane. Everything becomes sacred. Carrying wood becomes sacred. Fetching water from the well becomes sacred.

And when every act becomes sacred, when every act becomes meditative and prayerful, only then you are moving deeper into life -- and then life opens all the mysteries to you. Then you become capable. Then you become receptive. The more receptive you become, the more life becomes available.

This is my whole teaching: to be ordinary... to be so ordinary that the very desire to be extraordinary disappears. Only then you can be in the present; otherwise you cannot be in the present.

Montaigne has written: 'We seek other conditions because we know not how to enjoy our own, and go outside of ourselves for want of knowing what is it like inside of us. So it is no use raising ourselves on stilts, for even in stilts we have to walk on our own legs.

Whenever you are -- fetching water or sitting on the throne as a king or as a president or a prime minister -- makes no difference. Wherever you are, you are yourself.

If you are miserable in carrying wood, you will be miserable in being a president, because outside things can change nothing. If you are happy being a beggar, only then can you be happy being an emperor; there is no other way.

Your happiness has something to do with your quality of consciousness. It has nothing to do with outside things.

Unless you become awake, everything is going to make you more and more miserable. Once you are awake, everything brings tremendous happiness, tremendous benediction. It does not depend on anything else; it simply depends on the depth of your being, on your receptivity.

Carry wood, and when carrying wood just carry wood -- and enjoy the beauty of it. Don't go on thinking of something else. Don't compare it. This moment is tremendously beautiful. This moment can become a satori. This moment can become the moment of samadhi.

Fetching water, be so totally immersed in it that nothing is left outside. Fetching water, you are not there, only the process of fetching water is there. This is what nirvana is, enlightenment is.

I am talking to you; I am not there... just enjoying a conversation with you, gossiping with you.

Listening to me, if you are also not there, then everything is fulfilled perfectly. If you are there listening to me, watching by the corner, standing there... watching if something valuable is being said so that you can hoard it for future use, watching if something meaningful is said so that you can make it part of your knowledge -- 'it will be helpful to seek something, to be something'... then you will miss me.

I am not saying anything meaningful. I am not saying anything for any purpose in view. I am not giving you some knowledge. I am not here to make you knowledgeable.

If you can listen to me the way I am talking to you... this moment is total, you are not moving outside it, the future has disappeared... then you will have a glimpse of satori. Remember that we are engaging here in a certain activity.

This activity has to be so prayerful, so meditative, that in this activity, the past is no more a burden and the future does not corrupt it and this moment remains pure. This moment simply remains this moment.

Then I am not here and you are not here. Then this crowd disappears. Then we become waves of one ocean -- that ocean is life, that ocean is god, that ocean is nirvana.

Nirvana is such a deep relaxation of your being that you disappear in that relaxation. Tense, you are; relaxed you are not. Your ego can only exist if you are tense. If you are relaxed, God is, you are not.

-- Nirvana: The Last Nightmare / Osho

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Let's go to the movies: Wall-E

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Hypothetical Questions

#1. What would be your dream job?
Barnstorming / Explorer / Spy / Counter-terrorist professional

#2. If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
Power to Heal. Invisibility. Flying.

#3. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Charles Sobhraj

#4 If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Amongst 'Uncontacted Tribes'.

#5 Name three exotic countries you would like to visit

#6 When you die - what part of your personality do you want to be remembered for?
Mister Hyde!

#7 If you could add a single option to your car, what would you add?
I love bullock carts!

#8 If you could start your own restaurant, what would it be?

#9 You're given $100,000 and you have to spend it all in one day
and cannot buy any real estate, any kind of boat or vehicle and no
investments or putting it in the bank, what do you spend it on?
Be specific.
My girlfriend.

#10 If you had an unlimited shopping spree at one store, which store would that be?

#11 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

What do you dream about at night?
Pretty girls with braces!

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

If you could get some plastic surgery, what part would you change.

What would your dream house be like?
Tree House.

What crazy activities do you dream of trying someday?
Skydiving. Mountaineering.

If you could go on a road trip with any person
(dead or alive), who would you choose and where would you go?

What one fun goal do you feel you must do before you die?

Do you want children? If so how many?
Twins: A boy and a girl.

What will the world be like in 25 years?
Where's my Ouija Board!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Hypothetical Questions

# What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
Cigarette. Tea.

# What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
I can't sleep without fantasizing. I usually fantasize about rescuing Indian actresses from cannibals / pirates!

# Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yep. I love UFO stuff.

# Do you believe in ghosts?
If you mean Jinns -- yep, of course.

# Name 1 thing you love about being an adult

# Which would you rather have, $50,000 or true love?

# Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Nope. By the way, isn't that Gender Identity Disorder eh?

# What do you value most in life?

# How would you explain love to somebody who had never heard of it before?
Blog. Put a picture. Let her decipher it. :-)

# If you were one of two people left on this earth, and the other was a man; would you go gay?
Nope. I'd Social Engineer him: Sex Reassignment Surgery! ;-)

# Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

# What is the worst sin you have committed?

# What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Saroooooooooooo. When I found her on the Internet.

# Who has had the most influence on you?
My mother. Osho. Saroo.

# What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Saroooooooooooo. I love the right girl.

# What is the one thing for which you would most like to be
remembered after your death?
Adherence to my manifesto.

# Do you have any phobias?
Yep. Nyctophobia.

# Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go? What about if they catch a dog, does the same rule apply?

# You have just been told that you could drop dead at any moment from some kind of rare disease. You may only live one more day but no more than two weeks. You have $50,000 in the bank. What do you do?
I'd like to die in her arms like the protagonist in the movie: Cold Mountain.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull / Richard Bach

"Most gulls don't bother to learn more than the simplest facts of flight--how to get from shore to food and back again," writes author Richard Bach in this allegory about a unique bird named Jonathan Livingston Seagull. "For most gulls it is not flying that matters, but eating. For this gull, though, it was not eating that mattered, but flight." Flight is indeed the metaphor that makes the story soar. Ultimately this is a fable about the importance of seeking a higher purpose in life, even if your flock, tribe, or neighborhood finds your ambition threatening. (At one point our beloved gull is even banished from his flock.) By not compromising his higher vision, Jonathan gets the ultimate payoff: transcendence. Ultimately, he learns the meaning of love and kindness.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The sailor who set out to see it all

David Henry Lewis, Adventurer 1917-2002

David Lewis is dead. Into his long life he packed as much adventure and achievement as any man, but he will be most remembered for making known the traditional systems of navigation used by the Pacific peoples and for leading the movement of private enterprise into the bureaucratic preserves of the Antarctic.

Lewis was born in England, of a Welsh-Irish family, and brought up in New Zealand and Rarotonga, where his unconventional father sent him to the Polynesian school - for ever after he was really a Polynesian under the skin. He always called himself a New Zealander.

In his late teens he took to mountaineering and skiing in New Zealand. He was short, sturdy and tough, well suited to the strenuous mountaineering of those days.

He left New Zealand in 1938 to finish his medical training in England, then joined a British paratroop regiment as a medical officer. After the war, married and working as a doctor in London, he became involved in setting up the new National Health Service.

He seemed then to have left the Pacific and the mountains behind, but then his marriage broke up and he was set adrift.

Lewis would admit later to having been often married, and to numerous less formal relationships. Throughout his life he was an enthusiastic, happy, unashamed womaniser but he was as much seduced as seducing. Women were strongly attracted to him; a succession of beautiful, intellectually superior and strong-minded types sought him out.

Before the failure of his marriage he had been bitten by the sailing bug and when the first single-handed trans-Atlantic race was announced in 1960 he decided that now, without family ties, he could get a small yacht and enter.

This he did and in spite of a chapter of accidents he finished third (Francis Chichester came first) and wrote a book about it. His style was very readable and he was embarrassingly honest about his own mistakes and shortcomings; the book was a success and was to be followed by 11 others.

After the race he returned to England and medicine, but not for very long.

His bedside manner was unusual - sometimes he would advise a patient to "see a proper doctor". When living on Dangar Island in the Hawkesbury River, examining a patient with his best professional manner but dressed only in bathing trunks, he might look up to see his hens in the house, fouling the carpets, and he would roar at them, "You bastards".

When he decided to go adventuring with his second wife, Fiona, and two small daughters, he built the ocean cruising catamaran Rehu Moana and cut his ties to the National Health Service.

After a fairly disastrous maiden voyage towards Greenland, he entered the 1964 single-handed trans-Atlantic race, picked up his family in the United States, and set off to circumnavigate the world by way of Magellan's straits, the South Pacific and the Cape of Good Hope.

He had always been interested in the old navigational methods used to explore and populate the Pacific, and used what was then known by Europeans of these techniques to make the Tahiti-New Zealand leg of the voyage without using a compass, sextant or chronometer.

Back in England, after completing the first circumnavigation by a multihull, Lewis sold the Rehu Moana and in 1967 bought Isbjorn, a ketch-rigged fishing boat. With a research grant from the Australian National University and with Fiona, two daughters and 19-year-old son, Barry, as crew, he set out for the Pacific again to study traditional navigation techniques.

For 200 years sailors from the Atlantic hemisphere, amazed at the Pacific peoples' ability to find their way across their vast ocean, had dreamed up ingenious theories to explain it, but Lewis tackled the problem differently. He went to a Micronesian island whose sailors were known to make voyages in their canoes without modern instruments, and in due course he was invited to a meeting of elders, where he was asked, "What is your name, where are you from, and why are you here?"

His iron will and stubborn persistence were always masked by a humble, apologetic manner - he was, indeed, "the mildest-mannered man who e'er cut throats" - and he quietly replied: "My name is David Lewis, I come from the village of London in the island of England, and I have come to sit at the feet of your wise men and to learn how to find my way across the sea."

They recognised him as one of their own, took him on their canoe voyages and taught him their navigational lore. Their navigation skills had never been lost but had been in continuous use up to the present day, unrecognised by Europeans.

In Isbjorn they accompanied him to islands further afield, where he met and learned from other native navigators. Their navigation depended on a memorised nautical almanac referring to many more stars than our own. They used only vertical and horizontal observations and therefore did not need a sextant, and for a compass they used their almanac of "amplitudes" for the rising and setting of stars.

Lewis recorded all this in his research thesis, and in his books We, the Navigators and The Voyaging Stars.

Others began to study under the native navigators. The arts of canoe building and voyaging, which had died out in many parts of the Pacific, were revived, and Lewis earned respect as an anthropologist.

He still hankered after another, bigger sailing adventure. His dream was of circumnavigating the Antarctic continent single-handed, which he planned to do in Isbjorn.

His son Barry prepared to bring her to Sydney. Isbjorn, after several years in tropical waters, was in a bad way and foundered in a storm, uninsured. Barry was unable to save her after a watertight bulkhead failed, but the crew was unharmed. Lewis, without a ship or money, managed to get a small steel yacht, which he renamed Ice Bird, and prepared her for the voyage in desperate haste.

Ice Bird was given to capsizing in big seas, and did this in the high latitudes, losing her rig and damaging the cabin side. Nothing was heard from Lewis for 13 weeks but, against all probability, frostbitten and exhausted, he brought her into Palmer Base on the Antarctic Peninsula under a jury rig. There she was repaired, and he set out to complete the voyage, but was capsized again. This time he brought her into Cape Town and handed her over to Barry, who took her back to Sydney while Lewis wrote Ice Bird - which became a bestseller and was translated into many languages.

Like Fred Hollows and some other New Zealand medical students who had grown up in the Depression years, Lewis became a communist. He was opposed, not to capitalism alone, but to any ruling system whose bureaucracy victimised the underdog - he was equally critical of British colonial government in Jamaica and of Russian government in east Siberia.

In his Antarctic voyage he found that the governments which had claimed sectors of the Antarctic were bitterly opposed to anybody, even their own nationals, entering the territory at all.

After that voyage, his next project was to get private expeditions into the Antarctic despite the bureaucrats, and we were treated to the wonderful spectacle of a communist successfully leading a private enterprise against entrenched government.

In Australia in 1975 he began to set up the Oceanic Research Foundation with the object of sending private expeditions to the Antarctic. Cunningly, he used the same tired old pretext of scientific research with which the governments justified their occupation of the territory, to justify his own irruption into it.

Fellow adventurer Dick Smith immediately saw the value of Lewis's enterprise and helped him with organisation and finance, and soon he had the ocean racer Solo with a crew of eight on their way to the Ross Sea.

After this successful start, Solo was replaced by the converted fishing vessel Tunny, renamed Dick Smith Explorer. In her, Lewis made a summer expedition to Commonwealth Bay and wintered over in Prydz Bay, in the Australian sector.

Crews of up to 12 were sailing with him, but Lewis was almost as unfortunate with them as Jason was in crewing the Argo. Some set the ship on fire, wrecked the machinery, sent out bogus distress calls, steered a reciprocal course, mutinied and even tried to kill him. Lewis never left anyone in doubt as to who was the captain, and dealt with these difficulties with a firm hand.

The many small craft he sailed were another continuing worry. It has been said that no ship ever left port that was in all respects ready for sea, but Lewis's were less ready than most.

The very nature of his projects required him to prepare for voyages in great haste and short of funds. In his own words, "problems that were not solved were pushed aside". It therefore came as no surprise when Cardinal Vertue broke her mast at the start of the 1960 trans-Atlantic single-handed race, Rehu Moana's rig fell down on her maiden voyage, Isbjorn foundered before the first Antarctic voyage, thereby undoubtedly saving Lewis's life, Ice Bird capsized repeatedly, Dick Smith Explorer was rolled twice in the Ross Sea, Cyrano sailed better sideways than forwards and put Lewis in hospital with stomach ulcers, and Taniwha broke her foremast on her first voyage and sank.

Lewis always brought his crews home intact. He was a typical Polynesian sailor, getting into trouble through haste and neglect, then, with near superhuman courage and seamanship, fighting his way out of it.

He knew the right time to quit, and when he had seen the Oceanic Research Foundation through its first three Antarctic voyages, and others were following through the breaches he had made in the bureaucratic defences, he left to continue his researches into traditional navigation among the Inuit on both sides of Bering Strait. With this completed, he retired to New Zealand to write his autobiography, Shapes on the Wind.

By this time his many achievements had been recognised by the academic, adventure, sailing and anthropological worlds, and he was made a Distinguished Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit.

In the second edition of Shapes on the Wind, to be published in December, he tells how he returned to Australia after the loss of Taniwha in New Zealand and got himself a small cheap yacht with the help of Dick Smith.

Smith writes:

"David Lewis was the most wonderfully fantastic scallywag I have ever met. His love for the ocean can only be balanced by the love of beautiful women for him.

"His ability to charm people, not only myself but many others, into raising the funds for his many adventures should be an example for all young people who want to follow in his footsteps."

Lewis fitted out Leander and travelled quietly up the Australian east coast, with his eyesight failing, until, at Tin Can Bay, he became blind. From there, with the help of friends, he continued cruising to Rockhampton and among the Keppel Isles, then returned to Tin Can Bay, where he died, aged 85.

His last conscious impressions were of the sea, his ship and his friends about him. He leaves three wives, four adult children and many, many friends.

Lewis's ashes will be scattered in the Pacific in January.

Colin Putt

Colin Putt is a fellow New Zealander, mountaineer and adventurer, who sailed with Lewis to Antarctica.

Zindagi . . . .

Do pal ke jeevan se ek umr churaani hai
Ek pyar ka nagma hai, maujon ki ravaani hai
Zindagi aur kuch bhi nahin
Teri meri kahaani hai

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Osho World: Vision Of An Enlightened Master

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

P.S. I Love You / Cecelia Ahern

Sometimes it's about living life one letter at a time.

Set in Ireland, Holly Kennedy is beautiful, smart and married to the love of her life - a passionate, funny and impetuous Irishman named Gerry. So when Gerry's life is taken by an illness, it takes the life out of Holly. The only one who can help her is the person who is no longer there. Nobody knows Holly better than Gerry, so it's a good thing he planned ahead. Before he died, Gerry wrote Holly a series of 10 letters that will guide her, not only through her grief but in rediscovering herself. The messages are Gerry's way of informing Holly life goes on. The messages include various tasks and treats Gerry has left for Holly. This is his way of letting her know he will always be there for her. Each letter sends her on a new adventure and each signs off in the same way: "P.S. I Love You." Holly's mother and best friends, Sharon and Denise, begin to worry that Gerry's letters are keeping Holly tied to the past, but, in fact, each letter is pushing her further into a new future. With Gerry's words as her guide, Holly embarks on a journey of rediscovery in a story about marriage, friendship and how a love so strong can turn the finality of death into new beginning for life.

Cecelia Ahern's debut novel, PS, I Love You, follows the engaging, witty, and occasionally sappy reawakening of Holly, a young Irish widow who must put her life back together after she loses her husband Gerry to a brain tumor. Ahern, the twentysomething daughter of Ireland's prime minister, has discovered a clever and original twist to the Moving On After Death concept made famous by novelists and screenwriters alike--Gerry has left Holly a series of letters designed to help her face the year ahead and carry on with her life. As the novel takes readers through the seasons (and through Gerry's monthly directives), we watch as Holly finds a new job, takes a holiday to Spain with her girlfriends, and sorts through her beloved husband's belongings. Accompanying Holly throughout the healing process is a cast of friends and family members who add as much to the novel's success as Holly's own tale of survival. In fact, it is these supporting character's mini-dramas that make PS, I Love You more than just another superficial tearjerker with the obligatory episode at a karaoke bar. Ahern shows real talent for capturing the essence of an interaction between friends and foes alike; even if Holly's circle of friends does resemble the gang from Bridget Jones a bit too neatly to ignore (her best friend is even called Sharon).

While her style can be at times repetitive and her delivery is occasionally amateurish, Ahern deserves credit for a spirited first effort. If PS, I Love You is any indication of this author's talent, readers have much to look forward to as Ahern matures as a novelist and a storyteller.

To Cut a Long Story Short / Jeffrey Archer

To Cut a Long Story Short reads like a series of modern fairy tales. In each story, Jeffrey Archer presents a moral problem, and a character finds himself tested in a dark hour. Evil manifests itself in the form of selfish relatives, corrupt cops, racist men. Good arrives in the form of unselfish minor characters who suddenly emerge as the real center of the story, or lost souls who come out the other side of corruption and renounce their old ways.

Archer (Twelve Red Herrings; The Fourth Estate) maintains his obsession with surprise endings, producing a collection of 14 cleverly twisting tales, nine of which are "based on true incidents." If most of the stories fail to produce a lasting effect, they are characteristically fluid and occasionally satisfying. Among the most successful is "Something for Nothing," inspired by a real story. Jake, a New York City father making a routine telephone call to his elderly mother, overhears another conversation in which instructions are given to pick up an envelope containing $100,000. Jake dashes out of his apartment and intercepts the loot before the intended recipient, but discovers that nothing is ever as foolproof as it sounds. In "A Change of Heart," another fact-based tale, a white bigot in South Africa gets a heart transplant and discovers the heart belonged to an African man he killed in a car accident. The incident inspires the bigot and others to reconsider their narrow views. "The Endgame" has a smart premise a multimillionaire widower tests his family's loyalty by declaring himself bankrupt yet the characters move as predictably as the chess pieces on the valuable set that is the focal point of the tale. "A Weekend to Remember" features bachelor-hotel owner Tony Romanelli and a sexy arts writer named Susie. Tony prides himself on being able to read if a woman is "interested" by the feel of her greeting or parting hug, but he reads the wrong story in Susie's enthusiastic squeeze. Perhaps cutting these fictions short was a mistake, their complex premises demanding lengthier elaboration. However, Archer's following is legion and the collection will doubtless find its readership.

Wise and Otherwise: A Salute to Life / Sudha Murty

Fifty vignettes showcase the myriad shades of human nature

A man dumps his aged father in an old-age home after declaring him to be a homeless stranger, a tribal chief in the Sahyadri hills teaches the author that there is humility in receiving too, and a sick woman remembers to thank her benefactor even from her deathbed. These are just some of the poignant and eye-opening stories about people from all over the country that Sudha Murty recounts in this book. From incredible examples of generosity to the meanest acts one can expect from men and women, she records everything with wry humour and a directness that touches the heart.

The Magic Drum and Other Favourite Stories / Sudha Murty

A princess who thinks she was a bird, a coconut that cost a thousand rupees, and a shepherd with a bag of words . . .
Kings and misers, princes and paupers, wise men and foolish boys, the funniest and oddest men and women come alive in this sparkling new collection of stories. The clever princess will only marry the man who can ask her a question she cannot answer; the orphan boy outwits his greedy uncles with a bag of ash; and an old couple in distress is saved by a magic drum.
Sudha Murty’s grandparents told her some of these stories when she was a child; others she heard from her friends from around the world. These delightful and timeless folktales have been her favourites for years, and she has recounted them many times over to the young people in her life. With this collection, they will be enjoyed by many more readers, of all ages.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Weaver birds . . . .

Weaver birds . . . .

Weavers . . . .

The weavers are named for the highly complex woven nests . . . .

Tell Me Why: Why do Arabs hate Jews?

Tell Me Why: Why do Arabs hate Jews?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Kisi raah mein kisi mod par

Kisi raah mein kisi mod par
kisi raah mein kisi mod par
kahin chal na dena tu chhod kar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar

kisi haal mein kisi baat par
kahin chal na dena tu chhod kar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar

mera dil kahe kahin ye na ho
mera dil kahe kahin ye na ho
nahi ye na ho nahi ye na ho
kisi roz tujhse bichhad ke main
tujhe dhoondhti phiroon dar badar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar

tera rang saaya bahaar ka
tera rang saaya bahaar ka
tera roop aaina pyaar ka
tujhe aa nazar mein chhupa loon main
tujhe lag na jaaye kahin nazar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar

tera saath hai to hai zindagi
tera saath hai to hai zindagi
tera pyaar hai to hai roshani
tera pyaar hai to hai roshani
kahaan din ye dhal jaaye kya pata
kahaan raat ho jaaye kya khabar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
kisi raah mein kisi mod par
kahin chal na dena tu chhod kar
mere humsafar mere humsafar
mere humsafar mere humsafar

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Village By The Sea / Anita Desai

The Village By The Sea / Anita Desai

A Classic of Our Time.
Untouched by the twentieth century, Thul, the small fishing village near Bombay, is still ruled by the age-old seasonal rhythms. Hari and Lila have lived in the village all their lives, but their family is now desperately down on its luck. Their father drinks; their mother is seriously ill; and there is no money to keep them fed and clothed.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My Comments: Certified Ethical Hacker

That’s RIDICULOUS! (Ethical) Hacking is NOT some certification! (Ethical) Hacking is a mind-set. You’ve to have that element in you…it’s inborn…innate….No Ethical Hacking BOOT CAMP could ever make an (Ethical) Hacker out of a ROOKIE! Sounds Old School eh? I know. But it’s true. Undeniably.

(Ethical) Hacking is 75% Low-tech (Social Engineering etc.) -- 25% Console Skills.

So—go back to BBSs…UNIX Admins...Snake Charmers and Con Artists…you’d probably learn something substantial.

15-days, 3000 Dollars -- Ethical Hacking BOOT CAMP is ZILCH!

By the way, Information Security is a MYTH. Every device / INDIVIDUAL is vulnerable and could be compromised / conned. No infallible Information Security Gurus.

So . . . .

Let's Log Off -- now.
Let's go back to . . . .
Homing Pigeons
Shady nook under that old ban'yan tree . . . cozy, perfect place for reading
Let's Log Off -- now.

See you real soon comrades -- in my Tree House! :-)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Princess Niloufer of Hyderabad

Yippee: My First Award! :-)

Thanks, Desert Rose. You're right out of -- The Princess Diaries! :-)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Blogger Stand-alone: Toffee-nosed Princess! ;-)

Sometimes a snooty princess needs teaching a lesson.
A very, very long monstrous worm with a forked, poisonous tongue lay in a field minding its own business when along came a princess. The worm bid the princess 'good morning' only to be treated rudely by the very Toffee-Nosed and unpopular princess. In a flash the monstrous worm had gobbled the princess up. But will anyone want to rescue her from inside the worm? This is a great collection of short stories about monsters that will certainly delight younger readers.

The Worm and the Toffee-Nosed Princess

Monday, April 6, 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Poverty: Slumdog Millionaire—The Sequel

Azharuddin Ismail Sheikh, age 11, a kid from a real Mumbai slum, went where few stars from Bollywood had been before: to an Oscar awards ceremony. But this child star of the $200 million film lives with rats—and without a roof.

Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm schizoid . . . .

vital statistics: reprint

What's your name?
Maqsood Qureshi a.k.a. Charles Sobhraj: the lady-killer, Alpha Geek and Jim Corbett!

Where do you live?
Oh--quite nearby--you know . . . South-eastern tip of the Arabian peninsula between 22º 50 and 26º north latitude and between 51º and 56º 25 east longitude. :-)

Define yourself in a few words.
Idealistic. Misfit. Lounge Lizard. Eccentric. Pervert. Scarecrow. Egghead. Skirt Chaser.

A pet peeve?
Profanity. Shock Jocks (Radio Disc Jockeys).

What do you love doing?
Reading. Ethical Hacking. Sleeping. MMS-Sex.

What do you love about Hyderabad?
Its heritage.

What do you hate about Hyderabad?
People: their mind-set.

Dream date.
Florence Vanida Faivre

Your dream?
I want to be a pilot.

Favorite movies?
Parallel Cinema or anything starring Dilip Kumar + Anthony Hopkins + Robert Redford.

Favorite bedroom line?
#1 (Clonk!) It's a cinch! He'd have bought you biometric Chastity Belt! ;-)
#2 Baby show me how you can go from Zero to Bitch in 6.8 Seconds!
#3 Open sesame, Marjaneh! ;-)

The wildest thing you have done.
(Whiz-bang!) Hahahaha! So you thought RAPEX could save you eh? ;-)

People who have inspired me:
Osho. Charles Sobhraj.

Polo. Muay Thai. Flying. Horse Riding. Reading et cetera.

Your anthem.
I'll tell you later.

What's your favorite poison?
I believe in assisted suicide.

Think you have the style, spunk and attitude to be a Rocking Rookie?
Postscript: Don't be put off . . . This is just for a goof. :-)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Offbeat Proposal: Are you stacked, baby? ;-)

A Suitable Boy right out of Vikram Seth's novel is looking for you! Where're you? Would-be bride eh? Hmm. She'd look like Penélope Cruz or Rachel Weisz or Princess Niloufer or Florence Faivre! Just kidding! I’ll give you some keywords: She’d be well-read, liberal, intelligent and pretty. (No brain-dead beauty, please!) Type B personality! Shouldn’t be tomboyish! Talkative. Great mind-set. Humor. And, of course TALL and SLIM! This isn't a prerequisite but it'd be splendid if she: speaks impeccable, chaste Urdu; loves Urdu poetry; and is an American from Lucknow!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Flying: My First Love! :-)

Heart-pounding. Life-altering. Soul-reaffirming.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Charles Sobhraj: the lady-killer is back! :-)

On the prowl: GIRLS don't leave home without pepper sprays, stun guns and Rapex! ;-)
Just kidding!

I'm back after a short self-exile -- self-imposed exile!

Are you GLAD? :-)

Most Beautiful Love Letter

Mama means uncle.
This is by my six years old niece: Asfah.
Perfect caricature, Asfu! :-)

Most Beautiful Love Letter

Mama means Uncle.
This is by my six years old niece: Asfah.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My Prodigious Niece: Hafsa

This is by my darling niece: Hafsa!
Prodigiously beyond seventeen-year-olds.
You've -- always -- been a Wonder Kid, Hafsu! :-)

Polo: My Passion! :-)

Polo: My Passion! :-)