Untitled :-)

 

LOL ROFL

 

Ego gnaws at your soul . . . .

Ego gnaws at your soul. India is a land of pious, holy, spiritual and God-fearing people. Even if you're a Pseudo-Saint -- People treat you with such utter reverence as if you're a Real Messiah.

Festival of Lights :-)

. . . victory of brightness over darkness. As the knowledge of Sanskrit diminished, the name was popularly modified to Diwali, especially in northern India. The word "Divali/Diwali" is a corruption of the Sanskrit word "Deepavali" (also transliterated as "Dipavali"). Deepa/dipa means "light of the dharma", and avali means "a continuous line". The more literal translation is "rows of clay lamps". Diwali is the Hindu way of celebrating new years.

While Deepavali is popularly known as the "festival of lights", the most significant spiritual meaning is "the awareness of the inner light".

Central to Hindu philosophy is the assertion that there is something beyond the physical body and mind which is pure, infinite, and eternal, called the Atman. Just as we celebrate the birth of our physical being, Deepavali is the celebration of this Inner Light, in particular the knowing of which outshines all darkness (removes all obstacles and dispels all ignorance), awakening the individual to one's true nature, not as the body, but as the unchanging, infinite, immanent and transcendent reality. With the realization of the Atman comes universal compassion, love, and the awareness of the oneness of all things (higher knowledge). This brings Ananda (Inner Joy or Peace).

Diwali celebrates this through festive fireworks, lights, flowers, sharing of sweets, and worship. While the story behind Deepavali varies from region to region, the essence is the same - to rejoice in the Inner Light (Atman) or the underlying reality of all things (Brahman).

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Sugar is Snow White! :-)

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

That's you, my babes!

LOL

LOL

ROFL 

ROFL

Grow up old-timer!

You still reading Snow White?

Yep

LOL

LOL

I'm going through a hard time babes

Mac-y

Yeah babes

What's machismo?

Oh, babes that's when you don't have to try to prove it

That's no male chauvinism

Mac-y

Yeah babes

You really think I'm your soul mate?

Oh yeah

Beyond the shadow of a doubt babes

I haven't given my consent yet -- remember that?

Yeah, I know that -- and that's very cunning of you.

You're so foxy Sugar

Whatever 

Go marry some American from Lucknow!

Come on Sugar

Ain't going there anymore!

You're my Real Princess!

How about Abu Dhabi? Your favorite place?

No not even Abu Dhabi.

Hmm.

Tell me one thing honestly

Yeah

You really think that I'm pretty?

Oh yeah never met a girl like you

The most prettiest and brainiest girl -- I've ever met. 

So, bubbly

So chirpy

I love you like a maniac

Love at first sight?

No No I'm short-sighted

!@#!@#@#!#$#$@#!@$@

<Expletive deleted>

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

But yeah, seriously speaking

A Suitable Girl for A Suitable Boy -- Finally!

Writing . . . . 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Sugar and Whirling Dervish -- the Maharajah :-)

A penny for your thoughts Mac-y

Oh nothing -- just thinking about you and I 

That's us -- Mac-y

Oh, yeah

Do you love me Mac-y

Yep, of course I do.

What's love Mac-y

Love is fire walking

Isn't love a Sisyphean ordeal?

No. No.

Come on, I'm just trying to cheer you up.

Brobdingnagian

Lilliputian

Catch-22

Elbow room

Pandora's box

Buck up . . . . 

You and I are stranded on an island?

Shipwrecked, eh?

Yeah

Alexander Selkirk?

Yeah

Dunno.

Come on 

It's your favorite fantasy

Babes you know something

What?

I wanna write a graphic novel about an island where only men can fly

You drew that for me?

Yeah

Babes

Yeah

You know Air India's mascot Maharajah?

Yeah

Is it still there?

I dunno -- I'm just a plane spotter now

Whirling Dervish?

That's you

Yeah

I know I read this on your Blog

God is his friend, and he doesn't know that, and he keeps bumping into his ex-girlfriends

No. No.

Okay babes

See you love me

Whatever

Writing....

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Sugar and Mac-y the faith healer! :-)

Babes I wanna be a raaqi

What's that?

Faith healer

So, you believe you've got supernatural powers?

Yeah, of course

Like what

Hmm like I'd tell what's in your heart

Oh yeah

Yeah

So, what's in my heart?

It's full of love for me!

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

Macy you're such a daydreamer!

Wake up and smell the coffee!

Oh, this reminds me . . . .  

No way -- I'm not making coffee for you -- again!

LOL

LOL

Macy

Yeah Sugar

Tell me about the rights of women?

In India?

Anywhere.

In a nutshell: Her place is NOT in the kitchen but in the space station

You honestly believe that Mac-y?

Yeah, babes I swear

I love you Mac-y

I love you too Sugar

My babes -- Spock-y Ears!

Hate you!

I love you to bits babes

Moron

<Expletive deleted>

You swear like a trooper babes!

What does that mean?

Look it up!

No way! In SEVEN dictionaries?

LOL

LOL

You know Babes there's this Profanity Filter in the E-mail client I used -- in the early 90s

Whatever

Mac STOP intellectualizing everything

Babes I'm intellectually gifted, righto?

Nope you're in fact intellectually handicapped!

Isn't that word offensive?

Who cares -- I don't give a damn

If I quote you -- you're pedantic! 

Writing . . . . 

I stumbled upon this:

 

Indigo children

Indigo children, according to a pseudoscientific New Age concept, are children who are believed to possess special, unusual, and sometimes supernatural traits or abilities. The idea is based on concepts developed in the 1970s by Nancy Ann Tappe, who claimed to have been noticing indigo children beginning in the late 1960s. Her ideas were further developed by Lee Carroll and Jan Tober. The concept of indigo children gained popular interest with the publication of a series of books in the late 1990s and the release of several films in the following decade. A variety of books, conferences, and related materials have been created surrounding belief in the idea of indigo children and their nature and abilities. The interpretations of these beliefs range from their being the next stage in human evolution, in some cases possessing paranormal abilities such as telepathy, to the belief that they are more empathetic and creative than their peers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

Retrocognition

Retrocognition (also known as postcognition or hindsight, from the Latin retro meaning "backward, behind" and cognition meaning "knowing", describes "knowledge of a past event which could not have been learned or inferred by normal means". The term was coined by Frederic W. H. Myers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocognition

Electronic voice phenomenon (EVP) Picture: A waveform of white noise plotted on a graph

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon
 

Ek mulaqaat

ek mulaqaat thi jo dil ko sada yaad rahi

mai  jisay umr samajhta tha woh ek pal nikla

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Octopus :-)

Mac tell me one thing honestly, okay?

Okay.

Do you really eat octopuses?

Yeah babes!

No way!

Live?

Yeah

You're such a monster Mac

Savage!

hehehehehe LOL

Yuck! Yuck!

Sissy! Liar!

Mac You weren't lying about being in the Army?

No, I wasn't

So, what's your rank?

Oh, my rank? God willing, in the next few years I'm going to be the Field Marshal like Sir Sam Manekshaw!

Oh yeah!

Yeah

LOL

LOL

Come on I'm serious

I'm MI

What's that?

It's short for Military Intelligence

I can't tell you my rank. It's classified.

Yeah sure liar

Just to impress me huh?

hehehhehe LOL

FYEO

What's that?

It's an acronym for: For Your Eyes Only

oh okay

So what do you do? Hacking and all that?

Yeah! Simply put. In a nutshell.

Okay fine

I believe you a bit now.

Thanks Sugar

I love you babes

I love you too Mac

Mac please never lie to me about anything

I won't. I promise. Unless I'm pranking.

Okey dokey

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Prince Charming! :-)

Babes Am I your Prince Charming?

....Such a monotonous chant!

Mac STOP chanting, please!

Come on, tell me

Maybe. Maybe not.

I'm jack-of-all-trades

What?

Nothing.

I'm just thinking out loud.

Whatever.

I liked saving the Princess from the evil vizier.

Excuse me?

Oh I mean there's this game Prince of Persia

Oh big deal

Early 90s

Whatever

Babes buy me an eye mask when you go shopping next

I will. Earplugs for me. Thanks.

Am I really that boring?

Duh

I'm looking up: sarcasm

Mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult

LOL Good for you.

How many dictionaries do you refer to?

Seven.

Oh my God! LOL

LOL

Did your Prof. Kev Nair recommend those to you?

Yeah. How did you guess?

Duh!

Spock-y Ears!

Hate you when you call me that?

Are my ears really like that?

Yeah.

Hate you.

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

You know Sugar I love you like crazy when you laugh like that!

And, when I make you laugh.

Weirdo

Skinhead

Fix your hair okay. 

This is crew cut, babes

Nope. Nope.

As if you're some military brass

Maybe. Maybe not.

Yeah sure!

You'd idolize a thespian like: Anthony Hopkins

 

Robert Redford: My Hero! :-)

 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend

Sugar so I'm your knight in shining armor?

Yeah, as if I'm a damsel in distress!

Lame joke, Mac-y!

I'm a joker in the pack!

Nope! You're such a clown!

What's the difference, Sugar?

Google!

Ogle!

Sugar glaring at Mac-y.

....Such a disapproving look!

Did I give you a fright? LOL

Yeah! See goose bumps! LOL

Mac-y you're so melodramatic!

You'd write plays!

Plays?

Yeah!

You think so?

Yep.

You know Nick Vujicic right?

Yeah

So I goad myself to count my blessings

Hmm.

You know something Mac-y

Yeah what?

I love you more when you're serious-minded!

Are you serious? LOL

Yeah. LOL

You play cards?

No. No.

So you really are A Hunchbacked Whirling Dervish?

Yeah, that's true.

Mac-y I heard through the grapevine that you wanted to be David Ogilvy Version 2.0?

Is that true?

Yeah

I wanted to be a copywriter!

You're sulking because I don't write to you

That's emotional blackmail, Mac-y

You know Babes (we) Indians make very good ads.

Hmm.

You never finish what you start?

Yeah...depends...to a certain extent -- in most cases...I leave things unfinished.

You taking your meds, Mac-y?

Yeah Babes I'm -- without fail

Writing....

Reprint: Indian Snake Charmers / Con Artists versus Kevin Mitnick and Chanakya versus Machiavelli

My point is: I often say this -- You'd learn more Social Engineering from our Snake Charmers and Con Artists than Kevin Mitnick's like books (The Art of Deception: Controlling the Human Element of Security) We gotta go back to our roots. Everything is there. We shrug off our scriptures and cultures -- Everything is in there. We need to understand Chanakya first -- before learning more about Machiavelli.

 

Folks: This book changed my life. :-)

Perhaps the best way to achieve freedom in your life is to remember this guideline: Never place TOTAL reliance in anyone other than yourself when it comes to guiding your own life.

-- Pulling Your Own Strings by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

The forgotten snake charmers

 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Spock-y Ears is Miss Tell Me Why -- Rapid-fire! :-)

Tell Me Why

Junie B. Jones

Compulsive Hoarding: When Collecting Things Becomes a Disorder

Mac-y Doping?

Nope!

My daughter should be like (Eliza) Flora Cross in Bee Season!

I watched it zillions of years ago! I forgot!

I was simply suggesting things you'd read / watch.

Oh, okay Thanks Mac-y

Superhero / superhuman powers like levitation etceteras?

No. No. I'm a very ordinary person.

Have both feet on the ground!

Hmm.

No megalomania then?

Yeah. Praise be to God.

Delusions of grandeur?

No. No.

You're not megalomaniac then?

Yeah, that's correct!

Trance?

I try not to get into it

Oh

yeah

Mac-y What's redemption? What's salvation?

I don't know. These concepts are very elusive

You're Miss Tell Me Why 

Evil twin?

True.

We call it Qareen.

Hmm.

A day in the life of Spock-y Ears?

You tell me first

It's very mundane 

Hmm.

Monotonous.

Hmm.

Do you love me?

Yep. I do.

What's love, Mac-y?

Love is Nirvana!

Sounds far-fetched!

No. No.

So aloof today Mac-y?

You mad at me Mac-y?

Not mad but kinda gloomy. :(

A bit bewildered! :(

I'm not writing to you. That's why?

Yeah! :(

Hmm.

Writing....

Myopia

 

Trial frame: Myopia

 

Reprint: Myopia

A good metaphor for the effect of limiting beliefs is the way a frog's eye works. A frog will see most things in its immediate environment, but it only interprets things that move and have a particular shape and configuration as food. This is a very efficient way of providing the frog with food such as flies. However, because only moving black objects are recognized as food, a frog will starve to death in a box of dead flies. So perceptual filters that are too narrow and too efficient can starve us of good experiences, even when we are surrounded by exciting possibilities, because they are not recognized as such.

-- Introducing NLP Neuro-Linguistic Programming / Joseph O'Connor & John Seymour

Reprint: Maps and Filters :-)

Maps and Filters

Whatever the outside world is really like, we use our senses to explore and map it. The world is an infinity of possible sense impressions and we are able to perceive only a very small part of it. That part we can perceive is further filtered by our unique experiences, culture, language, beliefs, values, interests and assumptions. Everyone lives in their unique reality built from their sense impressions and individual experiences of life, and we act on the basis of what we perceive our model of the world.

The world is so vast and rich that we have to simplify to give it meaning. Map making is a good analogy for what we do; it is how we make meaning of the world. Maps are selective, they leave out as well as give information, and they are invaluable for exploring the territory. The sort of map you make depends on what you notice, and where you want to go.

The map is not the territory it describes. We attend to those aspects of the world that interest us and ignore others. The world is always richer than the ideas we have about it. The filters we put on our perceptions determine what sort of world we live in.Very narrow beliefs, interests and perceptions will make the world impoverished, predictable and dull. The very same world can be rich and exciting. The difference lies not in the world, but in the filters through which we perceive it. We have many natural, useful and necessary filters. Language is a filter. It is a map of our thoughts and experiences, removed a further level from the real world. Think for a moment what the word 'beauty' means to you. No doubt you have memories and experiences, internal pictures, sounds and feelings that let you make sense of that word. Equally, someone else will have different memories and experiences and will think about that word in a different way. Who is right? Both of you, each within your own reality. The word is not the experience it describes, yet people will fight and sometimes even die believing the map is the territory.

Introducing NLP Neuro-Linguistic Programming / Joseph O'Connor & John Seymour

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend . . . .

Babes: You're the most prettiest, sveltest, brightest and swankiest girl -- I've ever met.

Yeah sure -- you say this to all the girls -- you meet

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

You know a girl told me once that I've a pattern -- I need help :(

What do you think?

I don't know. Maybe or maybe not.

Hmm.

You know babes My Guru told me once that I shouldn't take myself seriously

Am I self-effacing?

Hey Mac-y your vocab is really formidable!

Mocking me babes?

No seriously. I'm impressed!

You're changing the topic!

This reminds me about Yeti

Who's that?

Abominable snowman!

I read a book once -- it's about Yeti expedition

By the way, did you read Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster?

Nope. I haven't.

Who wrote it?

Bing it!

Come on tell me . . . .

Jon Krakauer

Hmm.

Mac-y I'm so happy that you're talking about books!

Gee!

Really?

Yeah

I believe in eclecticism -- babes

My approach towards life is eclectic

Oh goody!

You really love me Mac?

Yep I do.

I wait for you to write to me

Why is writing so important to you?

Because writing changed everything in the world.

Mac who discovered writing?

Caveman, maybe.

oh

Babes you gotta read Desmond Morris

Okay. I will.

Arrivals. Departures.

Mac you're talking gibberish!

Public places!

Like Airports, Railway stations, Bus bays etc.

....Whassa matta!?

<Yawning> 

....Get some sleep!

Wassup?

I love to watch people.

Oh you scared me -- doper!

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

Mac you really schizoid? 

Yeah

Hearing voices again?

Nope. Praise be to God.

Hmm. 

I love you to bits!

Me too, Mac-y!

To be continued . . . . 

My comfort zone . . . .

Although I've lived and worked in Abu Dhabi for about / almost 2 decades -- twenty years or so -- hobnobbed with the rich and famous -- so-called people from the elite class -- the upper classes -- Who's Who -- but I'm in my comfort zone with people from lower class / working class -- I don't have to speak in English -- I'm comfy with Urdu / Hindi -- It's such an enigma -- Ritzy people and places make me very class-conscious -- though I don't believe in classes -- but you can't deny that -- it's right there in plain sight / view -- When I meet people who live below the poverty line -- There's a profuse and profound sense of camaraderie -- Like I often say: It's not about money always -- most important thing you'd give to an underprivileged person (irrespective of race, religion, creed or political convictions) is dignity and respect. A little chitchat. A pat on the back. Sharing a smoke. Having Chai together. Empathy. Mercy. Compassion.

Chai, Comrades and Chitchats. :-) Ciggy?

 

Reprint: Freedom

WEDNESDAY, JULY 13, 2016

Freedom . . . .

The most fundamentalistic definition of freedom is going for a cup of tea on a drizzly morning!

Real shackles of evil are those that deny you the most basic liberty to think . . . . to think freely! 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: A fictionalized account of Mac-y role-playing Aristotle! :-) This is a D-R-A-F-T!

Mac <Loud thinking> Aristotelianism!

Spock-y ears: What's that eh?

Mac-y Please stop mugging up high-sounding words to impress me, alright?

You're not a philosopher or something -- Thank your lucky stars -- I agreed to live-in with you -- don't make me regret my decision -- PLEASE!

I live in a fool's paradise!

EXCUSE ME!

No nothing!

Babes Wayback Machine!

You doping again?

You know I never do that?

Yeah I know -- just checking!

And, please STOP fictionalizing about us on your lame Blog!

Oh fictionalization you mean?

Huh! Whatever!

I'm a social pariah

Mac-y Please don't expect pity, mercy or compassion from me!

Mac-y can I ask you something?

Yeah babes shoot

Please start reading again -- You used to be such a bookworm!

Mercy killing! 

What's that?

Euthanasia

Oh God!

Sleep now!

Do I sleepwalk?

No you don't.

Writing . . . . 

Freedom is . . . .

Freedom is when you'd think freely. Unrestrictedly. When people can't police your thoughts. When there's no fear. When you're not in invisible shackles. 

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Beauty and the Beast :-)

Abracadabra

What's that?

White magic LOL

LOL

You're a sorcerer!

Yeah! I'm trying to make you fall in love with me!

Where's your horseshoe -- Mister wizard?

Did I tell you something?

Something

Babes

No kidding

No kidding

Come on

Come on

You know something

Something

I've got your snapshot on my computer!

Which one?

The most LIVELY one!

Come on tell me which one

Nah

Va-va-voom

What's that?

Oomph factor!

Tell me

Nah

Hate you!

I miss you

Hmm

How come you stopped writing to me?

You're so old-school

Mister Epistolary!

I don't understand one thing

You're so-called so ultra-liberal and you still believe in old-fashioned letter writing

You don't know

I don't know what

That it's so beautiful

What?

The way you write . . . . 

If I stop writing -- you'd stop loving me huh?

Come on

Whatever

Why don't you marry some American from Lucknow!

hehehehehehe

LOL

ROFL

No seriously

Babes, I love you

You're the most prettiest girl I've ever met!

Hmm.

You're so full of deceit

Such a liar

Mister Charles Sobhraj

Hate you!

You and me? Ugh! Ugh!

Beauty and the Beast!

Animal magnetism

LOL

LOL

ROFL 

ROFL

Just my luck!

To be continued . . . .

A stroll/trip/walk down memory lane: Gun-shy, eh? LOL That's Jebel Ali Shooting Club. You might've noticed though it's slightly blurred -- yeah, it's .38 -- This is to mesmerize and impress you! hehehehehe LOL Have I really pulled it off? :-) Good Old Days of a Good Old Boy!

 

An incomplete love letter to an imaginary girlfriend . . . . :-) Confessions of a Hunchbacked Whirling Dervish . . . . :-)

'Tis better to have loved and lost 

Than never to have loved at all.

-- Alfred Lord Tennyson?

It's Destiny. We met. We met again. Then we didn't meet. Or we couldn't meet. I love her, and it's so beautiful . . . .  My love for her is unconditional. God changes Destiny if you pray . . . . supplicate.

I've been waiting for her -- for so many years -- We might get married -- or we mightn't get married -- We might meet again, or we mightn't -- But this is love for sure -- Writing to her -- Writing for her -- Reading what she writes -- It's so beautiful . . . .  -- Everything about her is so beautiful -- No words to write about her in spite of my formidable vocabulary LOL <GRIN> -- It's platonic -- It's Sufistic -- Wish I knew many more words -- I'd do at least some justice to her -- 

To be continued . . . . 

Very plain and simple Urdu :-)

Sare shehar me aap sa koyi nahi, koyi nahi

Yahi sochkar raat bhar mai soyi nahi, soyi nahi 

Thode Se Tum Ho jhootay Aadmi Par Bahut Khub Ho Tum

Kitna Bhi Tum Chhupao Afsane Baya Ho Rahe Hai

Aise Bhi Ho, Tum Waise Bhi Ho

Tum jaisay bhi ho

Hamko Shikayat Aapse Koyi Nahi, Koyi Nahi

These days we're quite loud about it. In the bygone era: They're very surreptitious. Beauty is in being very subtle.

 ye jo chilman hai dushman hai hamaari

kitni sharmeeli, ho kitni sharmeeli dulhan hai hamaari

Those were the days of (absolutely) subtle poetry. :-)

Itanaa to yaad hai mujhe, o, itanaa to yaad hai mujhe, haay,

Itanaa to yaad hai mujhe ke unase mulaaqaat hui

O baad men jaane kyaa huaa

O baad men jaane kyaa huaa, naa jaane kyaa baat hui

Kis se shiqaayat karuun,

Kis se shiqaayat karuun, sharaarat mere saath hui

So, do you folks still think that I'm retarded? :(

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And, you folks still think I'm crazy?

 

Untitled

Saiyaara main saiyaara, Saiyaara tu saiyaara

Sitaaron ke jahaan mein milenge abb yaara 

My comments: Phrasal Verbs :-) Do try this at home! LOL

There's so much to learn -- I've to study a lot -- I'll have to buckle down to it. Now -- folks, that's a phrasal verb! hehehehe LOL

Excerpt from Prof. Kev Nair's: The English Fluency Development Course -- https://fluentzy.com/ -- https://fluentzy.com/kevnair.htm

 

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not be in someone's vocabulary / idiom / humorous

You say that a particular quality is not in your vocabulary if you never show it or experience it:

Did you say "tact"? The word isn't in his vocabulary!

alternative / alternate history :-)

A book or story that considers what would have been the result if events had happened in a different way to how they actually happened, or the type of book or story that does this.

Definition of alternative history

1: fiction that is based on history and that explores what might have happened if certain historical events, figures, etc., had been different

: a history that is told from an unusual or unorthodox perspective

Here's my talisman! How's it folks? It's on Amazon Dot In -- Such a steal. My mother always wanted me to have it. Check it out. :-) Girls: Don't fret! I still am a confirmed bachelor! LOL This isn't an engagement or wedding ring! LOL This gives me unprecedented supernormal / supernatural powers! Just kidding!

 

Age of Exploration

The period from around 1400 to 1600, in which Europeans travelled the rest of the world in search of goods, raw materials, land, and trade partners.

Draft

Mac-y

Yeah, babes

Why do you like that murderer?

Who? Charles Sobhraj?

Yeah

For his Social Engineering skills

You know in his (Auto) biography he said something like; " As long as I can talk to people, I can manipulate 'em"

So you manipulate people Mac-y?

No No.

Then

I help people understand Social Engineering. Keep 'em safe from con men / con artists -- On the Internet and in real life.

You're a manipulator Mac-y

You manipulating me?

No. No.

Okay, Mac-y

It's been a while Mac-y you didn't say or write catch-22

LOL

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

Mac your poetry is . . . . zilch!

Yeah, I know. That's why I want you to be my mentor.

Hmm. Let me think about it.

Babes -- Help me with Blog posts as well -- Please.

When'd you start writing a book?

Hmm. I dunno babes

Hmm.

Would it be about me?

Yeah, I think so.

Mac you'd stop role-playing Richard Bach -- Just be yourself.

Hmm.

Ambiguous endings

<Writing>

Those were the days of chaste and pristine poetry! :-)

tayri aakhow may jo suroor hai

saara esi ka tow kasoor hai

dil tayra dewaana hai sanam

dil tayra dewaana hai sanam

jaantay ho tum kuch na kahaygay ham

jaantay ho tum kuch na kahaygay ham

mohabbat ki kasam

mohabbat ki kasam

My eBook: The Bodhi Tree Moment :-) Coffee-table book! It's quite lame but you'd browse through it during your tea / coffee break! It's on https://pothi.com

 

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Sugar giving Mac nightmares! :-)

<SNORING >

Mock sleeping Mac-y?

Zonked out babes

You dope?

Nope!

Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?

They ask like this on a flight hehehehe LOL

LOL

LOL ROFL

!@##$#@$@!$!@%$%^#$^

Hate you!

That's deliberate

Yeah, I know

Mac-y I'm beginning to speak like you

You want me to?

No. No.

No matter how hard I try I can't imitate you!

Please don't write like me -- either

What's gnawing you, Mac-y?

See I'm speaking like you! LOL

I lost my fluency -- I think because I haven't been speaking in English with anyone since 2008.

Goad me into studying Prof. Kev Nair's course -- please

Yeah, Mac-y -- I'll do that.

Mac-y you evading my question?

What's bothering you?

I'll tell you later.

Promise?

Yep, I promise.

What's it about -- give me a hint at least

It's about me -- It's about us.

Please don't keep me in suspense. Can't you tell now?

No. Nail-biting suspense!

You know something -- Sugar

As soon as I'm done with that course -- I'll write and speak in plain and simple English.

Would that take long?

Yeah.

I'd do intensive boot camp like study or in short bursts

Okay.

Approx. How many months?

Dunno. Can't tell exactly. Few months.

You don't drink righto?

No. Teetotaler

Why do you flaunt your vocabulary?

To impress you.

You're Miss traffic-stopper!

Am I really that pretty?

Yeah. Undeniably!

Is that a new nickname Mac-y?

Yeah

I love you.

I love you too.

Docent?

What's that?

Anyways, do you really have serendipity?

Not sure. But I think so.

What's Docent Mac-y?

Look it up.

Okay.

Sugar

Yeah

Nothing.

Moron

Sleepy?

Yeah, kinda

Equestrian?

Yeah, but it's been ages.

When did you last ride -- my horseman?

Oh, many years ago. 2008, I think. 

My cowboy!

What's your favorite sport?

Polo.

Did you ever play?

No.

Arena I'd -- after some training.

But I'm too old now.

Ever wanted to be a movie actor?

No. Never. Not sure though -- maybe I fantasized about it! 

Hmm.

You really love my Q&As righto -- Mac-y?

Yep, I do.

Start riding again, Mac-y?

You think so?

Yeah.

For me.

Hmm.

!~#@$#%@#$%^@&$&#$^$

Okay.

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heheheheh LOL

You make me laugh like anything -- Mac-y

LOL

I love you to bits, Sugar

I love you too.

You're in your element with me?

Yep. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

You know what's bizarro?

Nope enlighten me - oh you Nirvanic, enlightened soul

Bombastic words!

Life with you is nirvanic!

You taking Nicotine Gums?

Oh NRT

What's that?

Nicotine Replacement Therapy

LOL

Can't you simply say Yes / No?

Affirmative. Negative.

LOL ROFL

hehehehehehe

You write and speak like this to amuse me?

I love to make you laugh.

You're so footloose

You think so?

Love is?

Nirvana?

Life with me is?

Fire walking

Do I terrorize you that much?

Yeah. No doubt about it

<SNORING>

Mac-y

Mock sleeping, again?

You give me nightmares!

@!#$@$!@$%$#@$%!#@$!@$@$ 

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LOL ROFL

LOL ROFL

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Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Pillow talk :-)

Mac-y

Yeah babes

You love India?

Yeah, of course but no chauvinism -- I'm not a chauvinist

You know NLP

Just a wee bit

You write all that on your Blog to impress girls?

No. No.

Are you gay?

No. I'm not.

I'm hardwired to chase girls

Skirt-chaser huh?

Yeah

Not since you met me right

Yep righto -- that's correct

People told me that you're gay or bisexual

People have vested interests, babes

They DO NOT want us together

Ross Jeffries, your Speed Seduction Guru?

Yeah

How many girls you slept with?

I wasn't sleeping I swear LOL

LOL

!@#$@#$#@%$%#^%%$^$#$

You love me, right?

Of course, what's it that's making you feel so insecure?

Dunno, your notoriety

Hmm.

You won't leave me for another girl?

No. Swear.

I swear....

Hmm.

What I've observed is that fidelity is very important to you.

Not to you?

Yeah, ditto.

I love you so much Mac-y

I love you very much Spock-y

You miss your mom and dad

Yeah, I do -- like anything

Live-in?

Yeah

No qualms about it?

No. Absolutely.

You aviation buff?

Yeah, like anything

Cars?

No. No. That's for mortals

You'd be so arrogant at times

LOL

LOL

Bikes?

Early 20s

Not anymore

No.

Sexual orientation

Sexual preference

Metrosexual?

No. No.

Retrosexual. Period.

Heterosexual.

Girls talking sex = taboo?

No. No.

Who's ultra-civilized?

You.

Who's ultra-liberal?

Me.

Can I buy you a drone?

No. No. I'll buy it myself when I've some extra bucks

@$##$@$%$%^%^%*&&**&*&*&(%%^$

Seriously babes -- Don't get mad at me

I'm not a leech.

You talk at great length about a symbiotic relationship

Yeah, I do

Symbiosis is something else....

I'm dead against matriarchy although I'm a very liberal person

Patriarchy?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wish list?

Nothing. Really.

!@@!##@#$$%$$%$%^%^&&^&&%%^

Okay NGO?

No. No. At least not now.

Okay.

What's bothering you?

I'd earn my own bucks.

That's the only thing i.e. bothering me.