My Honorable Brigade of Samurai: Secure ALL EThereal PORTS. Switch Bonzi Buddy in Sing-Along MODE. -- BLOCK ALL incoming network traffic AND ACLs DENIED untrusted networks. ZONE ALARM active. ALL PROXY SERVERS ACTIVE. ACTIVATE: ALL skywriting HoneyNets AND HoneyPots. Alpha Geeks: Standbys. Ethical Hackers' Tiger Teams: In Standby MODE as well. Message RECEIVED and UNDERSTOOD.