Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Blaring: kisi mein yeh kashish kisi mein yeh kashish kaha jo aap mein huzoooooooooooor hai . . . .

Tring. Tring.

Hello: Is that you eh?

Yep. Were you busy?

Nope. I wasn't. What were and are you doing? Hi!

LOL Hi! I was jotting down something . . . . for you . . . .

For me. Grocery shopping again?

LOL Let me complete -- why do you interrupt . . . .

I didn't mean to . . . .

See!

LOL

Moron.

Excuse me!

LOL

Okay. Go on.

Hmm. Maybe I changed my mind!

You are so fickle-minded.

Whatever.

You are judgemental.

Nope. I never pre-judge.

You are defensive.

Nope. I am pre-emptive type!

What were you doing BTW?

I was writing you an E-mail.

Oh. E-mail it then. I will hang up.

Nope. I changed my mind.

#$@%@^@^@%@$@#@#@

Crossed-line again I guess!

LOL

Sissy. Effiminate. Eunuch. Hermoprodite.

Do I have to option to . . . .

LOL ##$$$$@@##$

I hurt your machismo!

Charisma!

Deaf.

Ease of Access!

Typewriter or Computer?

Quill and ink.

Go stone-age tribal quack and con someone else!

Shaman redirected me to you!



Are you still there eh?

Whats with ehs eh?

Question tags! This one is like a wild card asterisk.

Oh.

Readymade answers.

Nope.

Then.

Open to questions.

Hmm.

What did you key-in in the mail?

Snail?

What?

Snail mail.

Stop showing off.

Exhibitionism!

See!

See You See me!

What's that?

A legacy vdo conferencing application software.

Cant you just say an app.

Me?

Yep. Verbosity is not good according to you and even as a thumb rule!

Depends.

You are never sure about anything.

You think so?

LOL God.

Are we talking theology or about to disuss atheism? And all -ISMs?

Whats a spark

Prefix.

Moron.

Label.

Sober up!

Command!

I didnt write anything.

But you said.

This time: Untitled and Unwritten. Left blank intentionally-kind of E-mail.

You drive me crazy.

I dont have to try very hard.

Kitties....

Two.

Really?

Yep.

Color and all. Why cant I have a normal conversation with you?

Sorry.

Nope. It's okay.

We talk about solitude but we get quite uncomfy even during awkward moments of brief silence right?

Yep.

Osho says It's pauses between the conversation . . . .

He aint dead.

Sorry. Damn.

What did you write?

Laundry list.

I read that somewhere.

Why you never remember your sources?

Sulking again.

Yep at my awful memory.

Girl or boy?

Twin plural dunno a girl or a boy dunno miracle maybe

Who'd be your favorite?

Girl.

Okay. I am going to the souk to a real rizty silver ring!

LOL Stone?

Yep.

Precious?

Talisman.

Occult powers?

TimeTravel.

Would that deplete your....

Nope.

Like rain cycle.

Oh.

Sage?

Hermit?

Derish.

Okay. Day?

Bankrupt.

LOL

Live-in?

Yep.

Expectations?

Help me get over stage fright please.

And....

New words.

English?

Primarily....yep.

CAn I have pigeons?

Homing?

Yep and regualr and all that

Yep.

What else?

Snails?

Yep.

Sticky notes?

Yep but not yellow ones not off the shelf lol

handmade

hmm

with some potpourri

loooooooooooooooool

used books you could get for me

used only

yep

gramaphone few records even broken i wud collect

but make sure it is fully functional

ciggy case wooden

mathsticks motel kind

quill and ink

bookmarks handmade u make

hmm.

sandwiches all the time


Tri...g

Hi!

Sorry....

My eyes. Quick.

Crystal-gazing

what do you see

my conscience

and

and what

Forget it tell me about flowers

wild

hmm

mimosa too

of course

never off the hook incommunido thingy huh

yep that's for sure

anti promiscous mode applies to you too right

static no no no

##@$@%%#^#^#

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Trr

Hi!

Fixed you huh?

Yep.

Good. Remember this in spite of your bad memory okay

Remember what

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