Doesn't this tell so many things about us? It's like opting for Venus flytraps for insects, vemin and all -- we'd always ring up Pest Control. But we didn't. We had a choice. But we took a rather alternate approach to resolve this 'menace' -- in fact -- life-threathing obviously right? -- And, see we're -- these Univeristy Deans and Professors -- Our Gurus -- They're so Ethical -- And, like Jains we believe in nonviolence toward all living creatures -- though obviously all of us are not Jains. Exactly, like that: We're nonviolent. We're Gandhian. We Believe in Truth and Nonviolence. These monkeys are intruding these Universities, Colleges and Communities and all -- These University Deans, Professors and Community Leaders -- even any person living and going through this real ordeal of dealing with vicious wild monkeys -- imagine kids and all -- pregnant women -- elderly -- ad infinitum. So we choose unprecedented ways -- most importantly -- based on ethics -- humane --
We pay another member of the same ape family -- to help us 'scarecrow' 'em off. Nobody is hurt. And, we pay his handler i.e. a member of our human family -- of course.
Now, it's upto us how we perceive -- interpret -- personalize -- this sort of off-beat-ish chunk of newsbytes in our newspapers and media and all.
Imagine spending literally zillions for mosquitoes? And, rats? And, those inhumane rat zappers? Where did our Black Cats go eh?
Mongooses for Cobras and kraits -- Desert Rattlers or Boa constrictors -- venomous -- or otherwise -- newly fangled or just-hissing-totally-harmless -- how'd we know that -- our kids -- some of us -- these slimy evolved-whatever are still quite intimadating without legs -- “molting” – “sloughing” -- the the outer layer of the skin of a snake, which is cast off periodically) (proper scientific term is ecdysis) -- we aren't snake or this creepy crawlies -- or Big Foot -- Yeti -- Hunters -- So we're call our Snake Charmers -- some of 'em still in the ancestral biz maybe it's .biz now -- People for Snakes and all --
See if you'd come up with cost-effective, humane way of thrwating literally zillions of most probably rabid stray dogs from our colonies? Honestly. We're become so I don't know used to real life threathing and crippling et cetra -- ubiquitous dangers lurking in every nook and corner....
Imagine this real life scenario: straitjackets under water, and having to escape from and hold his breath inside a sealed milk can with water in it. That's us Indians and even Asians and global non-military personnels -- anywhere -- Harry Houdini would pat us -- at least me -- and share a ciggy and Tea and Shack -- ChitChat -- So things -- how're are things -- that's amazing -- how did you pull that off eh -- escape art? I just crossed the street -- heart-pounding, life-altering and soul-reaffirming....oh, we're believer -- more or less rigtheous -- secular Indian ya then what? And, it's Sunday -- early morning -- ya -- cinch.
Indians are Escape Artists. Harry Houdinis. So this Bill Gates real ritzy guy made sure they put a Esc key on our IBM clones as well.
Just browse through any of our rotten-tommotoes-like reviews: cliff-hanger, hair-raiser, suspenser, thriller and nail–biter.
Stop that eh? Will you? Nail–biting, Mom? Yeah, then what?
Mom.
Yeah.
What's More than meets the eye.
Why?
Here it says on this really real crazy weirdo Blog or whatever: Buckle Up: Transformer Nail Art Is the Latest Crazy Manicure Technology
And, 15 Nail Art Designs That Look BETTER on Short Nails
Awaken the Force With These 40 Epic Star Wars Nails
Mom can I order this real cool stuff on Flipkart?
Again? What uncool stuff?
We were practically swooning upon discovering the gloriousness that is Pac-Man nail art.
No. Cool ideas for your eCrush. Betty is really real clawing type. Veronica is....I don't know..I dunno how to deal you with Mister Alpha Geek -- Logout --How to deal with you -- you Menace -- Ring up your Dad -- Ask when's he vrooming out from his....Tell him..Tea is ready. We're going out for some snacks--only.
Right away, Mom.
Hey, Deep Blue Eyes -- switch to BroomStick Witch Mode and connect me to Dad -- on SAT -- ya this new SLV thingy whatver..be real quick. Alizee...no Mister Greek er oops drat...
Damn you malfunctioning bugtrap virtual girlfriend...
chowieeee.......
ya ya miss chinese foot fetish...
Novajo...mister...
ya ya novo viva voce whatever..
We pay another member of the same ape family -- to help us 'scarecrow' 'em off. Nobody is hurt. And, we pay his handler i.e. a member of our human family -- of course.
Now, it's upto us how we perceive -- interpret -- personalize -- this sort of off-beat-ish chunk of newsbytes in our newspapers and media and all.
Imagine spending literally zillions for mosquitoes? And, rats? And, those inhumane rat zappers? Where did our Black Cats go eh?
Mongooses for Cobras and kraits -- Desert Rattlers or Boa constrictors -- venomous -- or otherwise -- newly fangled or just-hissing-totally-harmless -- how'd we know that -- our kids -- some of us -- these slimy evolved-whatever are still quite intimadating without legs -- “molting” – “sloughing” -- the the outer layer of the skin of a snake, which is cast off periodically) (proper scientific term is ecdysis) -- we aren't snake or this creepy crawlies -- or Big Foot -- Yeti -- Hunters -- So we're call our Snake Charmers -- some of 'em still in the ancestral biz maybe it's .biz now -- People for Snakes and all --
See if you'd come up with cost-effective, humane way of thrwating literally zillions of most probably rabid stray dogs from our colonies? Honestly. We're become so I don't know used to real life threathing and crippling et cetra -- ubiquitous dangers lurking in every nook and corner....
Imagine this real life scenario: straitjackets under water, and having to escape from and hold his breath inside a sealed milk can with water in it. That's us Indians and even Asians and global non-military personnels -- anywhere -- Harry Houdini would pat us -- at least me -- and share a ciggy and Tea and Shack -- ChitChat -- So things -- how're are things -- that's amazing -- how did you pull that off eh -- escape art? I just crossed the street -- heart-pounding, life-altering and soul-reaffirming....oh, we're believer -- more or less rigtheous -- secular Indian ya then what? And, it's Sunday -- early morning -- ya -- cinch.
Indians are Escape Artists. Harry Houdinis. So this Bill Gates real ritzy guy made sure they put a Esc key on our IBM clones as well.
Just browse through any of our rotten-tommotoes-like reviews: cliff-hanger, hair-raiser, suspenser, thriller and nail–biter.
Stop that eh? Will you? Nail–biting, Mom? Yeah, then what?
Mom.
Yeah.
What's More than meets the eye.
Why?
Here it says on this really real crazy weirdo Blog or whatever: Buckle Up: Transformer Nail Art Is the Latest Crazy Manicure Technology
And, 15 Nail Art Designs That Look BETTER on Short Nails
Awaken the Force With These 40 Epic Star Wars Nails
Mom can I order this real cool stuff on Flipkart?
Again? What uncool stuff?
We were practically swooning upon discovering the gloriousness that is Pac-Man nail art.
No. Cool ideas for your eCrush. Betty is really real clawing type. Veronica is....I don't know..I dunno how to deal you with Mister Alpha Geek -- Logout --How to deal with you -- you Menace -- Ring up your Dad -- Ask when's he vrooming out from his....Tell him..Tea is ready. We're going out for some snacks--only.
Right away, Mom.
Hey, Deep Blue Eyes -- switch to BroomStick Witch Mode and connect me to Dad -- on SAT -- ya this new SLV thingy whatver..be real quick. Alizee...no Mister Greek er oops drat...
Damn you malfunctioning bugtrap virtual girlfriend...
chowieeee.......
ya ya miss chinese foot fetish...
Novajo...mister...
ya ya novo viva voce whatever..
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