Ma'am: Hi! I keyed-in that for you -- based vaguely seriocomically on your song. I'm like you know functional illiterate-ish blackboard jungle school rhymester--it's so obvious I'm too flamboyant with words -- and flaunt all protocols -- norms and forms..but you're so funky -- dainty -- like jazz -- zippy zappy -- so really real pretty -- sniping so cruelly at this poor guy -- somehow it makes me feel happy! Ma'am you'd sing my shanties -- real offbeat -- when you're with you know your kind of nerds -- it's something shamanic -- even if you don't believe in occult or whatever -- i'm infosec -- skeptic manifesto too -- but this whirling dervish thing is real -- i am a believer -- but have piety -- your voice is so pious so chaste so pristine -- even when you're being mean -- it's so hilarious -- you just can't mock -- no such thing -- what's that pseudo -- matephors yep -- i dont even know what similies are -- monologues yep -- but siliquqoy -- no what's that -- ma'am you must be real demigoddess there eh righto -- but no ego -- no arrogance -- healthy or whatever tsk tsk....vikram seth's liberetto -- that's you -- and I'm his suitable boy -- so where did the suitable girl go eh -- vroomed on a broom -- unkindest cut of all -- I am not surprised. Look this thing is for knife attacks too! gotcha you. Fairy in a bottle! Never believe in mundane myopic cliches unproven precepts like catch/capture lightning in a bottle -- lightning never strikes (the same place) twice -- lightning strike -- blitz remember -- wildcat? Ma'am if really real horrid dreadful daemons bug you pester you annoy you like hovering buzzing lilliputian vampire bats -- just -- ya just that red indian dream catcher bead -- chant -- o my knight in shining armor -- your princess in distress -- where are you my lightning bug? Rabindrath Tagore's paper boy boat faith 'tuk tuk' -- At least a buggy would materialize out of thin air! This is no scroll an auto responder... your gallant or whatever warrior is taking the shortest route possible. I'm just a messenger -- no you can't shoot me -- see! Hey presto! my comrade-in-arms is here -- totally unarmed to cause unspeakable harm to vermins and worms excuse moi my lady -- i apoligize i got -- at the tone it'd be -- oops sorry that's my cloud atomic clock -- I got 2 nano seconds before time -- sorry about the gate crashing -- thought they jammed the biometric paddlelock...oh so you're daemon omg -- one sec do you got a light -- ciggy ya -- im usually on NRT -- stress you see -- see this in spite of all these graphic labels -- so who is troubling you? hey buggy comrade where did that mousy go -- oh mabe this my zippo -- rat zapper really mean mugshot of a feral kitty. meow. Bye for now, ma'am. Novajo and all that you know blah blah blah BTW do you smoke? Ciggy? Not even weekend blues smoking room is a place you get bad flu -- hubble bubble -- ma'am you live in London and all -- I got a cert or two from Scotvec -- IT -- ya -- early 90s -- day before or so -- I was YouTube-surfing real bright girls speaking Scottish English -- I wanna learn that -- Otherwise, I'm VOA guy. I was in Abu Dhabi -- maybe you'd go to dxb -- real cosy place. Fujairah if you want some short-lived nirvana -- zero decibels -- dxb is pandora box -- i love abu dhabi it's yes i'm mister incognito -- so this girl is brit huh -- complicated or single or both? ya ya this is my grid super gray mocking deep blue -- gambit -- no snakes and ladders. Yep yep ma'am you'd page me for political startegies -- anythig anything I do UN level of troubleshooting too -- ya if i'm not doing anything serious and it happens to be a lazy sunday -- and that crazy hotdog brunch. yum yum.