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Dear Nameless

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The couch you sit on while you watch TV is an inanimate object, as is your footrest, your bag of snacks, and your remote control. Spend too much time on that couch and you risk becoming a couch potato. (A potato is an inanimate object.)

not endowed with life or spirit?

lacking consciousness or power of motion?

inanimate object: a thing that is not alive, such as a rock, a chair, a book, etc.

“pathetic fallacy” is the literary term for the ascription of human feelings or motives to inanimate natural elements

a source of or quest for amusement or adventure thought life was a lark entered the race on a lark

to engage in harmless fun or mischief —often used with about

I'm a Larker -- And, a Lurker  -- Hey, did you see Miss Nosy Parker in this dungeon or that Chat Room -- Worker?

any of a family (Alaudidae) of chiefly Old World ground-dwelling songbirds that are usually brownish in color; especially :  skylark — compare meadowlark

he spends his time joking and skylarking, but his brother is serious and industrious

Note: I'd urge you to search and replace: joking with kidding.

I'm a skylarker -- And, a Skywriter -- Oh ya -- Barnstormer -- ya ya 

As far as we know, people were skylarking at sea before they were larking on land. Skylarking was originally a term used by seamen for their scampering about on the rigging of ships. The first known use of the word in print is from 1809, though the term was probably part of the sailor's vernacular before that. Lark,

 isn't attested in writing until 1813. Whether or not the meanings of these words came about from the song and/or behavior of birds is uncertain. One theory of the verb lark is that it began as a misinterpretation of the verb lake, which in British dialect means "to play or frolic."

I don't know scampering and rigging -- Sailing stuff maybe -- The real-time of it was this Tank Bund -- No wind you're ...dunno -- I still cherish those Pedals-type and Oars -- you'd get a hang of it -- the sync-part specially -- and you know -- if you like 'bank' left or right -- same like in a way -- Flying a Cessna -- single engine -- Student Pilot on Left seat i.e. Pilot-in-Command -- Your Flying Instructor on the Right-Seat -- How do you fly from the Right -- That seems so daunting -- Are they equally good on both -- or in an ironic-way -- Right-orientation-flying gets more pronounced and taut? He warned me: Left hand on the yoke right ya -- Right on the Throttle -- It's just like our Kinetic Luna -- that thing you pull -- it's Choke ya -- In Luna Moped -- you Depress a Lever like thing -- In Yamaha 100cc -- It's on your Right Hand Side -- Just below your seat -- Right Hand on the accelertor -- and it's like this Pull-and-Push it back -- If you don't -- the Bike -- groans -- whipers -- you know -- if you're pillion-riding for the first time -- Winters mostly or those heavy rainy days -- And, someone told me -- the best way -- to start 100cc -- Yahama in my context -- is -- just kick start it -- don't accelerate -- and, I learnt -- that -- it won't backkick -- kickback is something else right -- anyway -- if you'd get that feel -- like I got to driving four wheeler -- a car -- not a truck -- barefooted -- so that I'd have a feel for the accelerator pedal -- in fact clutch -- brake -- but they won't allow that in Emirates -- 350cc -- If you're wearing a Helmet with wind vizor whatever -- keep an eye on the speedometer -- if you bike staring shaking like an epileptic -- you're sonic-booming -- not vrooming -- ya -- you won't feel the speed -- Imagine Commercial Aircraft Landing -- Chewing Gum helps -- or Ear Plugs -- Get yours from Pharmacy -- That Spray Aerosal something -- I dunno anything for it -- It's like you're locked-in in a water closet and someone just emptied PiffPaff brand name ya -- and you just can't breathe -- those Air Maidens justify it some Intl. Civil Aviaition something -- I think it's PifPaf

-- I dunno -- It's the early generation Insecticide for domestic use -- non-farmers' stuff -- Roach zapper -- vermin -- airborne or terrestial -- they tell me mosquitoes are diurnal -- and male are veg and females are vampire bats ya Lilliputian -- Malice? Mosquito patch -- Nicotine gum patch -- Tonsil patch -- I experience it first hand -- the worst hair-removing-strip for girls -- in the new generational context -- imagine -- what they do after slauthering -- skin poachers are so evil -- and I read -- that waxed-thread someting for natural castration of human males -- It Mummy movie -- that guy was so sadistic -- with razor sharp shoesmith-like toolset -- if you'd row a boat -- it's basically for-two right -- you get real good lean-muscular biceps and all -- like swimmers or mountaineers -- gym is like martial arts playing to the gallery I mean it's like performace sport -- bricks and all -- Dojo is simulator -- Mobbed by a gun tooting assualt rifle and all mercenaries musketeers or whatever -- or oh that Aikido wrist lock -- Multiple person fight -- close quarter combat -- knife attack -- how to deflect -- damn they never said anything about petrol bombs -- and like this -- omg -- fire-retardent fabric -- wrinkle free my eCrush orders -- not anti ageing stuff -- these guys are retarded -- poor man's paradise --  poor man's grenade --  Molotov cocktail ya what's the origin of the word -- sounds so Russian -- 

An urban guerrilla is someone who fights a government using unconventional warfare or domestic terrorism in an urban environment.

ya this is mock -- I know -- but doesn't look like a war game -- or drill --

I love you Riot Police. Hey you Mister Blue -- armor piercing -- those tatoos and belly buttons piercing fetistists -- ya -- hey is this .38 special or original cornflakes -- 9mm or whatever how do I slide this tab to shoot mode -- safety catch cache or lock -- 

I wear a this is my lucky bullet -- real live bullet -- maybe low-velocity -- hostage crisis -- ya -- sometimes the dead left-over -- sometimes just the shell -- a comrade in arms -- unsuccesfully tried to get it out of it with some sharp object a nail clipper with swiss kife like add-ons for manicure pedicure something -- does it whizzbang if I put it into a make-shift bonfire -- richochets -- sharpnels -- projectiles -- no carbon print -- you're free to go -- 

A tree is a living thing right? Severed. Cut. Sawed. Trunk. A piece of furniture. Your Computer Table maybe? I read somewhere that it retains evil -- though for us it's -- now -- inanimate thing -- Holy Tree in Kish Island -- those really real pious girls Persians or Tourists -- in scarfs and quite practical burqa -- tying threads -- anything -- tissue paper napkis -- I snapshooted it -- it's on my Blog -- The Green Holy Tree or something -- Kish Island -- ya -- I'm not talking IslamQa.info ya I follow that of course -- something -- Talisman right -- or an object from our loved-ones -- handwriteen note -- anything -- emotinal value -- stuff like that -- there's something in it -- like Miswak -- now it's a tooth paste too for kids and all -- salt and coal right -- now packaged with this and that -- Neem -- and that thing like 'misri' it's anti septic -- barbers hair saloon guy put it -- after shave -- old spice -- it looks like that you know 'misri' sugar lump something --- but it's something else -- now like in a cube shape and all -- or they put chalks..anti septic something -- new age thing -- not like blackboard chalks -- they look like that but different -- Turmeric -- and all -- I adore 'missi' the best gloss and lipstick -- for my would-be wife -- if I ever relinquish my vow of celibacy -- a confirmed bachelor -- ya ya check my ID on this web site -- no those guys are hypocrites -- animal fat? maybe we are allergic -- who knows -- some people develop inexplicable and never happened before sort of allergic and near-fatal near-death-experience -- symptoms after eating sea food -- edible stuff right? -- I like the wafer cone of Ice Creams more than the ice cream itself -- so maybe minute really real powdered wafer -- now this tangy flavor is out of stock sir -- next -- ya china korean and all ya Sushi for my baby -- ya -- 2 dollars -- 5 sachets -- one time consumption -- no no what reusable -- you can't store it in fridge ya -- what room temp. moron -- no self-sealing -- no expiry -- void guarantee -- Indian huh? ya I know Hinglish Vinglish -- ya ya this  O really Paris take -- ya move in spiral fashion -- no caps -- you take -- for free -- ya me like you before -- now 9 years ya -- ya take AOL -- check prodigy genie others too -- if there're still there -- I know you -- ya -- you always wanted AOL right? Footsteps.