Friday, May 5, 2017

An anecdotal account of serendtipitious Notting Hill movie like rendezvous with Manisha Koiral Ji in Nepal . . . .

My name is Maqsood Qureshi aka Tenzing Norgay. My Comrade-in-Arms is Sir Edmund Hillary. Yep, yep. He wanted to have tea
ya up there -- so that's it -- rest is history. Sherpa eh? What's that? No such thing here. And, er -- what Oxygen cylinder eh? No No.
resolute . . . . resilience -- humility and faith eh? I don't know. My English not good. And, please put off air conditionder -- very cold -- no sweater -- no money.
ya ya Into Thin Air. Poof. ya ya English movie dunno book I read. audio ekindle dunno paper back -- okay Novajo. Manisha Koirala Ji Balloon you see ILU ILU -- That's an acronym -- no that's not boleian algorithm ya -- I locked you telling rememeber -- not I love you -- oh myg god -- no way -- then what. what ur name excuse moi -- oh you man ya -- ok ok -- going frostbite happening not david frost -- no woodcutter -- woods are lovely dark and deep -- how going thinking -- manisha koirala balloon signal smoke signal format same morse code sos telling miles to go before I sleep -- maybe sleeping beauty book reading matter remember same anology discreetly serripitiously military-grade encryption format telling -- matchbox i got -- come have a ciggy with me -- you hyderabadi abu dhabi NRI -- telling -- maybe Nepali citizen ship matter coming -- quickly quickly slow-footedly going -- Notthing Hill old books book shop putting -- ya then Manisha Koirala coming -- me pretending not to recognizing him -- hi...hi madam namaskar..this book a suitable boy please..right away madam -- thanks...footsteps

song playing:

Indian one thousand rupee not change taking how generous and elegant humble -- how can i tell please take money -- maybe in india ppl telling keep the change ..this my english guru virkram seth sir book taking a suitable boy why this book thinking -- how can tell anything -- all of a sudden coming -- look my position -- street footpath old book seller -- this celebrity madam coming from car and taking book -- maybe 50 rupees old paper back -- 950 rupees -- bonus -- today tea water food plus one week plus also ciggy plus also credit returng small small plus internet cyber cafe time -- blog post putting et cetra -- note writing thinking india nepal ppl same vandalism doing why writing on note seeing writng in english block alphabets -- you belong in jail -- you cant stay here indefitely -- your suitable girl was just here -- keep writing blog posts -- go back to hyd or stay here -- or shuttle like me -- dont think that i give you 950 indian rupees in nepal as charity -- we are friends and country neighbors since ilu ilu movie -- this is just a loan -- get your shoes mended -- and encroachment of street pedestrian footpath we dont enforce just like in india -- remember you bought pulling your own strings by dr wayne w dyer on abida footpath old book seller before 1991 -- write something for me -- could you guess the next book I'd pick up? no clues -- go it's your brunch and shack tea and ciggy and fm listen radio time -- think mister edward de bono -- and, i'll have u mugged up and i dont know what if you start your lady-killing skills on nepali girls -- mister skirt chaser duh! ya one more thing: dont overspend and dont give charity to ur beggar comrade-in-arms or whatever -- ya then what. ek ladke ko dekha tow bhoot nath returns laga oh sorry ladka -- learn some nepali and forget whatver u knew of bengali oki rudali mawali ya ya nepal intel inside -- immigration fraud haa -- minimum death penalty ya ya call ur embassy -- ya ya ya ya next time wash my car ya -- real sleek haa dazzling rainbow color or what not color blind now haa -- hummer hum vee -- spying charges putting ya -- ki ki ki bagawat ki ki ki

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