Thursday, December 26, 2013

just one little small gentle but NOT INSIGNIFICANT..reminder for us all

Even God's close-friends can't and won't transgress / cross certain limits hadd
Even if the The AlMighty God asks us to do so the rule of the thumb is never to do it..and cheerful..ask forgive and talk about something else to HIM...with great reverence and respect...it's not declining...but it's not a yes from our side..leaving it to His Will....songs or anything that do this sort of transgression should be avoided..must be avoided...

All of us are God-fearing..and still on the right track...path..Thanks, God...

The AlMighty God doesn't test us put us on a severe trial..small..minor tests..that's all..He's very very very very infinitely merciful...

Special thanks to Rakshak people..whom I mean..you know..My personal request is to give 'em unlimited budget bonuses leave..vacation paid vacation...etc..they're men and women with heart and children..don't treat 'em like your personal slaves or cart horses

all of us are doing I would not hesitate to say pretty good..


Belated Christmas Greetings and God-willing a happy cheerful prosperous and most importantly safe secure peaceful new year ahead for us for our children for our elderly neighbors us and countries and compatriots of them


Wednesday, December 25, 2013

STOP IMMEDIATELY AT ONCE NOW NOW NOW

I WILL NOT GIVE THIS WARNING AGAIN

I WILL NOT EVEN HESITATE TO PRAY FOR LEPROSY NOT FOR YOUR BUT FOR YOUR INFANT CHILDREN NOT EVEN GROWN UP

YOU DIRTY HOGS YOU EAT BIRYANI AND SLEEP AROUND

HE HARDLY EAT TWO IDLIS

IF YOU BOTHER HIM I WILL BOTHER YOU..YOUR EVIL FORCES MAGIC IS BAD SMELL..ODOUR..GO TO HELL...TOUCH HIS FEET AND ASK FOR FORGIVNESS...

Monday, December 23, 2013

Peaceful REVOLUTION: BEGINS NOW...AT MY COUNT

Peaceful REVOLUTION: BEGINS NOW...AT MY COUNT 

# ONE
# TWO
# THREE

11:30 AM

NOW.
NOW.
NOW.

Prophetic Vision: Path of Fire....

Am I The Prophet of our Times
She Tells me Except The AlMighty God -- Nothing should scare you -- Nothing should give you a fright
She Tells me Tales of Cosmic Realities and Prophetic Insight
She Promises me to be my Bride. A Kind Friend and Guide.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

I'm a Whirling Dervish


I'm a Whirling Dervish

Yes, Yes, This is the case

My World is a Maze

You're my craze.


Is this just a passing phase.

Phoenix -- now -- has a face

Here goes Lover Boy -- Here goes Lover Boy -- Children chase

I really love you -- that's the only point I want to raise. 


I've got questions -- She's got answers -- But she doesn't share

Is this awakening -- Is this slumber -- Am I so rare

Does she love me -- Does she care

Yes, Yes, She's a White Swan and I'm a Black Hare.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE....

SO, WHO'S READY TO BE RED FM'S SANTA HUH EH? :-)




THE ALMIGHTY GOD....

THE ALMIGHTY GOD GIVES US IN UNSEEN WAYS...FROM GHYAB...FROM RESOURCES NEVER IMAGINED...SO PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE...BE GENEROUS.

THIS PERSONAL APPEAL IS APPLICABLE WORLD-WIDE.

The AlMighty God's Servant's -- Slave's Personal Appeal to All of You Honorable People

The AlMighty God's Servant's -- Slave's Personal Appeal to All of You Honorable People

Please -- I plead you to donate GENEROUSLY in the Name of the AlMighty God to Orphanages and Religious Entities / Institutions (IRRESPECTIVE OF RELIGION - CASTE -- CREED OR POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS)

THE ALMIGHTY GOD PROMISES YOU TRILLIONS OF TIMES MORE HERE AND IN THE HEREAFTER

DO NO DONATE PLEASE IF THAT HURTS YOU FINANCIALLY

DONATE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU NEED.

AUTOMATED TRICYCLES FOR OUR DISABLED SISTERS AND BROTHERS...WARM CLOTHES...BANKS WAIVE OFF DEBTS...

HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS...

THE ALMIGHTY GOD PROMISES YOU IN ALL HIS GLORY AND INFINITE GREATNESS THAT HE WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU.

YOUR DERVISH FRIEND
MAQSOOD QURESHI SON OF JANAB MAHMOOD QURESHI AND HABEEB UNISA BEGUM
HYDERABAD, ANDHRA PRADESH, INDIA.

Loh-E-Kalam has been reopened....

Loh-E-Kalam has been reopened....

The Obedient Kalam Writes / is Writing God's..Your Lord's Decrees.....

The AlMighty God says....

The AlMighty God says....

O People Your Destines are Being Re-Written....

Pray for goodness and bounties of your AlMighty Lord....

We Pull Your door (Cord).....Strings...

We Pull Your door (Cord).....Strings... to see if you act arrogant or humble....ungrateful..unthankful or thankful and grateful...you've good in you left..there's still time for Qayama...pray for Our Mercy....Pray for the goodness of your children and elderly....

The AlMighty God is saying....

The AlMighty God is saying....

Pray for light rain...it'd come from the east direction...rainbow will be there in the west sky

Pray for stable not excess weather

You're forgiven for your transgressions

We're oft Forgiving and Merciful

Listen to this man..He's Your Lord's Bawla...Not Worldy Insane...And, she's Your Lord Bawli..Not Worldly Insane...

Get this Bawla ox in marriage bond with Bawli..he's like a mad raging run-away bull otherwise...fast and soon...


The AlMighty God is saying / asking you....Where's your SALEEB....WHere's your HOLY CROSS

The AlMighty God is saying / asking you....Where's your SALEEB....WHere's your HOLY CROSS

PUT THIS MAN ON CROSS PUT THIS MAN SALEEB -- I DARE YOU.....

mercy my lord..mercy...forgiveness my lord..forgiveness...

Throw stones at me..YOU'RE NOT STONING ME

Throw stones at me..YOU'RE NOT STONING ME...you're NOT punishing me for blasphemy...The AlMighty God is saying that you're notorious for persecuting...Prophets and Messenger(s)......why are you not throwing stones at this man...what has changed you o people--The AlMighty God is asking........

The AlMighty God has been asking you: O People what do wish for....

The AlMighty God has been asking you: O People what do wish for....

You're saying Nothing, My Lord, we're very happy the way we are.


Honorable People: You recognized me. I still am skeptical about my own identity.

Honorable People: You recognized me. I still am skeptical about my own identity. You're MORE AWARE THAN ME -- THAN I AM. The AlMighty God tells me that the Prophethood was offered to each and every individual -- male and female in my homeland -- but everyone declined / refused politely -- this offer. We are very lazy. We don't want this extra, tedious responsibilites. Then, everyone recommended my name. The AlMighty God calls me 'Bawla' and Prateeka Ji 'Bawli'....so I've been assigned Prophethood....India is a strange place...Adults worship kids...Prateeka Ji too refused this offer politely...so I'm the scapegoat...heehehehhehehehhehhe You know who I am. But I swear I don't know who I am -- most of the times. Sometimes, there's glimmer...slight ray...beam...of light..of self-realization...at other times...it's normal day light.

Seperation is meeting

Seperation is meeting. Meeting is hand-shake. Seperation is a bear-hug.

India: A Land of Prophets

I just realized that India -- my country -- my homeland -- is a land of Prophets. Everybody / everyone is meditating -- Everybody / everyone is in deep meditation. Everybody / everyone is in deep slumber... Just I'm awake.... They're in slumber because they woke up long long ago....they found awake-ning to be very boring...so they went back to sleep....everybody / everyone in my homeland is insane..I'm sane...I've still an awful lot of sanity left in me...that's why they laugh at me...that's why they find me very amusing....aur aaj meinay yeh dekha ki pattay dar-asal phool hai..aur jo phool hai woh dar-asal pattay hai...bahut kuch seekha aaj...I love this fun job...mein bina Salary kay kaam karnay tayyar hu...Please..Please..Please..mayri Salary thodi kam kar dijiye kripiya..aur bahut kuch seekha..lekin yaha likhna mushkil hai...space constraints...you see! :-)

Saturday, December 21, 2013

PLEASE STOP ETHNIC CLEANSING

PLEASE STOP ETHNIC CLEANSING

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS YOU WOULD BE PUNISHED COSMICALLY SEVERELY LIKE THE BEATINGS OF SATAN EBLIS A RARE KIND OF DISEASE MADNESS WILL DESCEND ON YOU FROM BLACK SKIES AND BLACK RAIN AND RAIN OF STONES THAT PIERCE YOUR BODIES LIKE ARROWS PIERCES DEERS

THIS MESSAGE IS APPLICABLE STRICLTLY WORLD-WIDE

MAUT KA SAUDA BANDH KARAY

MAUT KA SAUDA BANDH KARAY

MAA-O KI BADUA..ARSH TAK PAHUCH RAHI HAI...AASU MAA KI AAKNOW SAY DHALKA...AAP KI KURSIYE AUR SAR DHULKAY SAMJHIYE....

YATEEM KOI NA HO...KUDRATI BAAT AUR HAI

JANAB KHAYAL RAHAY

ALI JANAB KHAYAL RAHAY BAYWA YATEEM KISI GAREEB KA DIL NA DUKHAY BHOOKAY NA SOYE SARDI MEIN NA KAP KAPAYE...WAGAIRAH WAGAIRAH

YEP HONORABLE SIRS.....

YOU'D ACQUIRE ALL HELP...DO NOT PANIC..THIS IS JUST A WARNING FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD...THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS MERCIFUL.....

IF YOU DO NOT MEND YOUR WAYS -- THERE WILL BE BLACK WIND FROM ALL DIRECTION WITHOUT ANY FURTHER WARNINGS.....

PEOPLE SHOULDN'T AND MUSN'T BE INCONVENIENCED.....DO IT FAST BUT QUIETLY PLEASE....DO MASS MOBILIZATION..OR DISPLACEMENTS......

RIYAYA KO KISI BHI KISM KI TAKHLEEF NAHI HONI CHAHIYE...

BACHCHAY BILAKHTAY HAI TOW ARSH HILTA HAI ALLAH HU AKBAR

PLEASE DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING....

PLEASE DO NOT

1. EXECUTE PEOPLE ON DEATH ROW COMMUTE OR RELEASE 'EM
2. DO NOT PUNISH HUD HUD PUNISHMENT
3. NO LASHING
LENIENT JUSTICE...

PRAY
AND RECITE HOLY QURAN
SURAH(S) OF RAHEM AND MERCY

DO NOT THRASH YOUR CHILDREN AND ORPHANS AND BLINDS
AND LAME AND HANDICAPPED

NO SECT VIOLENCE

TREAT MINORITY SEGMENTS WITH JUSTICE AND KINDNESS

OTHERWISE YOUR GOVT. WOULD BE FORCEFULLY TOPPLED. BY YOUR OWN ARMED MEN.

ANNOUNCE IN MOSQUES OFFICES EVERYWHERE FOR SPECIAL PRAYERS

ANNOUNCE IN MOSQUES OFFICES EVERYWHERE FOR SPECIAL PRAYERS

FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY

DO NOT PANIC.

THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS MERCIFUL.

DANGER IS AVERTED.


FOUR MILLION DISPLACED HURT GOD-FORBID.

FOUR MILLION DISPLACED HURT GOD-FORBID.
LONG-TERM REPERCUSSIONS.
NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES AFFECTED.
I'M TALKING BIG VERY BIG MUSIBAT.

(FOURTH) 4TH FEB 2014-2016

(FOURTH) 4TH FEB 2014-2016

God-willing, Nuclear Disaster COULD BE AVERTED.

God-willing, Nuclear Disaster COULD BE AVERTED SOMETHING LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN RUSSIA / USSR: CHERNOBYL....IN PAK IF YOU FORGIVE AND RELEASE THE PERSON YOU'VE KEPT UNDER HOUSE-ARREST OR PRISON..HE COULD FIX IT...HELP YOU AVERT DISASTER...PLEASE STOP KILLING FIELDS IN MOSQUES AND SOUKS.

Allah ki Madad tayyar hai Hukm jaari ho gaya

Allah Ki Madad aa gayi -- Hukm jaari ho gaya

ab Fikr ki koi baat nahi

Khush rahiye

nahi nahi kuch nahi

acha bas ek chai pilaiye

Bhai Hu -- SipahSalaar hu

etwaar ko dayr pahar war hoga
mayra seena tayyar hai
Allah kay Hukm say mayray seenay say na paar hoga

Farishtow ka Lashkar tayyar hai

Jinn bhi yaar hai

lekin mujeh bas Rab-Ul-Aleemen kay Hukm aur madad ka intayzaar hai

aap kay aasu ki jagah khoon bahauga

bhai ka farz nibauga

khushi ka geet ho jaye

Allah NigayBaan hai

Friday, December 20, 2013

mayri marzi thi hi kab waisay bhi kaun pooch rahay hai mayray marzi hehehehhehehe

ab uski marzi aap ki marzi hai aap ki marzi us ki marzi hai

ek hi waar mein pahlay hi waar mein dhair ho gaya tha

phir baar baar nin-yaan-way (99) baar kyu waar kiya

yeh tow badi bay-rah-mi hai

Devi Ji ab bas...

Devi Ji ab bas..aakhow mein nami nahi aasu nahi hasi muskurahat jhalakni chahiye
aap es daur es Era mein kaisay aa gayi
moti...moti kaha ab tow has dijiye
jaiye pari lok waapis jaiye hehehehehehehe

jaiyiye khushi khushi aap nay phoolow ki baatay ki

phool pattay bhi The AlMighty God ka Name Recite kartay hai
jaiye aap God-willing aap surakhist hai
yeh The AlMighty God ka mujh say aur aap say waada hai
kabootar udhana ab Optional hai ekhtiyaari hai

aap ka tuch sevak

Maqsood Qureshi
Aap ka Dervish Dost

acha bas bees rupaiye dilaiye

acha bas bees (20) rupees dilaiye
aur sharminda mat kijiye

miliye kabhi fursay say


ab muskuriaye khil-khilaye

ab muskhuriye -- khil-khilaye
kaam khatm honay kay baad
khushi khushi ghar jaiye

kuch nahi bas ek acha aap ka Favorite geet lagaiye baajay par Prem Geet hona chahiye hehehehe mein ek Premi hu heheheheh

teer

aap tak God-willing teer nahi pahuchayga
pahlay mayray seena channi hoga

yeh ek The AlMighty God kay banday ka waada hai
God-willing pura hoga.

Chaar pakshi

Chaar pakshi (kabootar) udaiye (Male and Female bara-bar bara-bar)
mujeh ho sakay tow rukh simdh direction bataiye

basuri been

aap mein na krodh hai na ahankaar
veh-vaar vinamr hai -- awaaz basuri hai been hai

Archana Ji :-)

Bataiye Arachana Ji -- kya hai vidambana
mein koi devta nahi bas mahez ek doot hu
lagta pura bhoot hu hehehehheheh

AANKHOW KA FAREB

SAB AAKHOW KA FAREB HAI
TUM MEIN BHI AYB HAI MAT BHOOLOW

ALLAH KI KITAAB

O MAYRI KITAAB PADHNAY WAALOW TUM LOGOW NAY KITNAY FIRKHAY KAR DIYE AB BATAO KAUN SACH HAI KAUN JHOOT DUSROW PAR TOHMAT MAT LAGAO UGLI MAT UTHAO

SHIFA

THERE IS SHIFA FOR YOU IN CATTLE MILK BAKRI'S MILK CAMEL'S MILK...LEMON..FIG DATE

MADNESS

YOU WANT TO HAVE MADNESS AMONG AMONGST YOUR PEOPLE O PEOPLE WHO DO ZULM MEND YOUR WAYS MADNESS FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE EXCEPT THE ALMIGHTY GOD CURES ALL WHICH LEAVES NO TRACE OF MALADY ILLNESS

THE ALMIGHTY GOD'S JUSTICE

IF YOU HUMILIATE HARRASS GODLY PEOPLE THE ALMIGHTY LORD WILL WOULD HUMILIATE HARRASS YOU

OBSTACLES

IF YOU CREATE OBSTACLES FOR HIM WE WILL CREATE OBSTACLES FOR YOU

FEAR GOD O MY PEOPLE

PEOPLE WHO HARRASS MY HUMBLE SLAVE GOD DISLIKES YOU

ONE GOD...

ONE GOD...ONE NATION..ONE PEOPLE...DO NOT DO BLOOD-SHED 

PEOPLE WHO SPEAK NASAL

PEOPLE WHO SPEAK NASAL IF YOU PUNISH FOR WOMEN WITH PURDAH WE WILL PUNISH YOU FOR NUDITY.

DOOR

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS DO NOT CLOSE YOUR DOORS ON POOR SEEKING ALMS

DO NOT SPEAK HARSH WORDS TO POOR PEOPLE SEEKING HELP

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS ASK WHAT YOU SEEK FOR I WILL GIVE YOU ASK PATIENTLY ASK IN PRAYER

n AND s

I BELIEVE I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR THEM. GOD-WILLING. THE ALMIGHTY GOD KNOWS THE BEST. THERE'RE NEVER FINISHING -- UN-DEPLETING TREASURES -- ONLY THE ALMIGHT GOD HAS THEM -- TODAY NOBODY NO ONE GOES EMPTY HANDED DISILLUSIONED UPSET DEPRESSED CRYING CRIED-EYES

FOR HER WHO SPEAKS IN SOFT LOW CHANTS

SHE SOUNDS SINCERE AND SOBER
I PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD...I PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY LORD FOR EACH ALL AND EVERY FAVOR (FOR HER)

O PEOPLE OF DOMES AND BELLS

O PEOPLE OF DOMES AND BELLS
YOU STRAYED BUT DEEP DOWN YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE-NESS OF YOUR LORD....YOUR GOD...

O PEOPLE WHO TEND TO CATTLES
DO NOT LET ANYONE AND ANYTHING CREATE DIVIDE AMONGST YOU

MOCHI IS YOUR BROTHER
BUTCHER IS YOUR BROTHER

NO WALLS BETWEEN YOUR HOMES AND HOUSES

AL MARYAM

KISI NAY PATHAR NAHI MAARA MAALIK

KISI NAY MARYAM KAY LAAL KO NAHI LAL KAARA

SAB BADA AHTAYRAAM KARTAY HAI

SAB SHIDDAT SAY MOHABBAT KARTAY HAI 

RAHEM MAYRAY RAB MAYRAY MAALIK

SAB PAHCHAAN GAYE HAI KOI ANJAAN NAHI RAHEM RAHEM RAHEM MAALIK MAYRAY MAALIK

ALEEF SEEN NUUN

KOI BHOOKHA SOUYEGA

KOI MASOOM BACHCHA TIFL BILALKH BILAKH KAY ROYEGA

TUMEH SAZA MILAYGI AYE LOGO AYE MOHAMMED KI UMMAT SUNO

SUNO YEH ESA HAI YEH KYA KAH RAHA HAI TUM SAY PAH CHANOW HAMARI NEESHANIYE ESNAY KYA LIKHA NAHI ALLEF SEEN NUUN

PHIR KYA FIKR KAR RAHAY HO

THIS IS FOR YOU MY PEOPLE I HAVE TO CONVEY THIS MESSAGE FROM OUR ALMIGHTY LORD..OUR GOD

RAASTAY KA HAQ ADA KARO

MAJBOOR PAR JHULM MAT KARO

KISI AUR KO SAJDA MAT KARO

TUMHARA IMTAYHAAN KHATM HUA

THE HOLY QURAN

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS THAT RECITE THE HOLY QURAN AS THE PROPHET (PBUH) USED TO RECITE IT..DO NOT RECITE LIKE A GREEN PARROT.

THE HOLY QURAN

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS THAT RECITE THE HOLY QURAN AS THE PROPHET (PBUH) USED TO RECITE IT..DO NOT RECITE LIKE A GREEN PARROT.

STOP PRACTICING BLACK MAGIC

THE ALMIGHTY GOD SAYS TO YOU ALL TO STOP PRACTICING BLACK MAGIC....OTHERWISE THE ALMIGHTY GOD'S MIGHTY FEROCIOUS ANGELS WITH BLACKENED FACES WILL DESCEND AND KILL YOU WITH THEIR MIGHTY SWORDS.

The AlMighty God says that the sacrilege of The Holy Quran won't be TOLERATED. You WILL BE PUNISHED IF YOU DONT CEASE STOP DOING SO.


Thursday, December 19, 2013

The Revivalist of Margaret Thactherism! :-) No PUN INTENDED. ABSOLUTELY!. I AM DEAD SERIOUS.


Dua


Ya Rab Mayri Dua Hai Yai


bas tum

takht - o - taaz nahi chahiye
maa ka bas aashir-vaad chahiye
aur bas tumhara saath chahiye
haath mein haath chahiye

mithi ka karz chukana hai
maa ka acha bayta ban-kay dekhana

desk kay liye sar bhi katanay tayyar hu
mayri dulhan ban jao -- mein rath par sawaar hu

mor kay pankh laga diye ab rab nay mayri pagdi mein
tum ko mayri sanghni sajni dulhan bana diya rab nay





Wednesday, December 18, 2013

BABA Z

BABA Z IS IN HEAVEN...THANKS TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD...HE HAS THE HIGHEST RUTBA...


DUA

LET US PROSTRATE AND ASK PLEAD BEG TO OUR ALMIGHTY LORD...

THE ALMIGHTY LORD IS ASKING

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM YOUR LORD..FROM YOUR GOD...

ASK GOOD O MY HONORABLE KING OF KINGS....


O KING OF KINGS

MAY YOU BE JUST AND KIND...THE ALMIGHTY GOD DECREES GOOD AND ONLY GOD FOR YOU AND YOUR TRIBE.

PROSPER

MAY YOU O KING OF KINGS HAVE A VERY VERY LONG HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS LIFE AND SAME DUA FOR YOUR RIYAYA.

THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS PLEASED

THE ALMIGHTY GOD'S DOST ARE HAPPY

I ME THE ALMIGHTY GOD'S SLAVE AND SERVANT IS HAPPY.

MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. 

TRILLION TIMES MORE

THE ALMIGHTY GOD HAS GIVEN YOU TRILLION TIMES MORE. IN A WINK OF AN EYE.


MABROOK YA SAY-YA-DI

MABROOK YA SAY-YA-DI

THE ALMIGHTY GOD TELLS ME THAT HE IS PLEASED WITH YOU ALL -- WHAT YOU ALL DID JUST NOW -- GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING -- BAATIN AND GHAYB -- PAST -- PRESENT -- FUTURE -- AND UNKNOWN TENSES -- RIDE O KING OF KINGS ON A HORSE WHITE HORSE AND CAMEL TOO IF POSSIBLE -- NOT A SHOW OF FORCE -- BUT A JOURNEY -- VOYAGE WITHIN THE LIMITS OF YOUR HUKUMA -- SHABAB WITH SHINING SWORDS ON YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT -- RECITING KALIMA -- ALL OF YOU HAVE BE HONORED BY THE AL MIGHTY GOD. MABROOK ALF MABROOK. 

SMF LEADS COALITION GOVT. IN PAK

SMF LEADS COALITION GOVT. IN PAK

HONORABLE RESIGNATION

INDIAN __ RESIGNS.

NEW GOVT.

BUILDING A BETTER TOMORROW.


PETRO GAS AND PETROL

IS INDIA BEATING QATAR AND MID EAST?

EUREKA! GUESS WHAT! INDIANS FOUND IT!

INDIA DISCOVERS AIDS CURE AND ANTI-DOTE.

IT'S IN PRELIM STAGE.

NOTHING PROVES IT TO BE QUACKY.

TRIALS ON SEX WORKERS SUFFERING WITH HIV/AIDS SUCCESSFUL.

A SOLUTION FOR KASHMIR IS FOUND

A SOLUTION FOR KASHMIR IS FOUND

CHINA

CHINA AT PEACE TALK TABLE WITH INDIA

N KOREA

TROUBLE SEEMED TO BE BREWING IN N. KOREA.

LATER IT WAS FOUND THAT MERE SOME RUMOR-MONGERING.

PEACE EVERYWHERE.

GOD BLESS US ALL.

HAPPY NEW AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.

Friends FOREVER: PALASTINIYANS AND ISRAYILEES

 PALASTINIYANS AND ISRAYILEES ARE BLOOD BROTHERS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS

SOME ANTI-SOCIAL -- MILITANT ELEMENTS DON'T WANT US TO BE UNITED.

DO NOT WISH US TO GROW DEVELOP PROGRESS

ISRAYILEES WITHDRAW THEIR FORCES

PRAYER IN HOLY MASJID-AY-AKSA

GREAT CONGREGATION.


Is India heading towards new galaxies and greener pastures

Is India heading towards new galaxies and greener pastures

India about to lead space race.

Sri APJ takes lead role again despite age and ailing health.

God-Willing -- India: Asian Tiger -- Strong Contender for Super Power

God-Willing -- India: Asian Tiger -- Strong Contender for Super Power

Super Power 2040 - 2050. ONLY IF THE ALMIGHTY GOD WILLS.

God-willing -- Directions: East West North South -- India

India gets coveted seat.

India leads APKF: Asia Peace Keeping Force.

Brobdiniganian-like Indian Software GIANTS make Microsoft look Liliputian.


First Lady Prez in US of A History -- God-willing. :-)


His Exalted Highness Sir: Sheikh Of All Arab Tribes


His Exalted Highness Sir: Sheikh Of All Arab Tribes


His Exalted Highness Sir: Sheikh Of All Arab Tribes


A WIND WILL BLOW FROM EAST

A WIND WILL BLOW FROM EAST

DUST WILL COME FROM WEST -- FROM ITS OPPOSITE DIRECTION

MAKE YOUR CAMELS SIT

REMAIN INSIDE YOUR TENTS

YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED

YOU WILL BE SPARED

THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS MERCIFUL.


PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME ON A HIGH PEDESTAL

PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME ON A HIGH PEDESTAL

I SIT AT YOUR FEET -- TOUCH YOUR FEET -- AND CONVEY THE ALMIGHTY GOD'S WORDS...

I DO NOT SPEAK MY OWN TONGUE

I SPEAK WHAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD COMMANDS ME TO SPEAK

I AM NOT HERE TO FOOL YOU CON YOU I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE FIL DIRHAM DINAR RUPEE TAKA IN MY WALLET.

I DO NOT SEEK THE RICHES COMFORTS OF THIS WORLD

GOD HAS GIVEN ME ENOUGH IN THIS LIFE AND IN THE HEREAFTER

LISTEN TO ISLAM Q&A THEY ARE THE MOST RIGHTEOUS

NUMAINDAY / RUKOON / KARKOON / REPRESENTATIVES OF SHEIKHS BAADSHAH RANI VAZEER MUDEER

NUMAINDAY / RUKOON / KARKOON / REPRESENTATIVES OF SHEIKHS BAADSHAH RANI VAZEER MUDEER:

PLEASE MEET ME ON MY JOURNEY

DO NOT SACRIFICE ANIMALS CAMELS GOAT LAMB

SET THEM FREE

COOK FOOD ON CHARCOAL

EAT HALAL

DO NOT MISTREAT YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN

DO NOT THRASH YOUR CAMELS

DO NOT THRASH YOUR ANIMALS

DO NOT THRASH AND MISTREAT YOUR SLAVES AND WORKERS

GOD'S HUMBLE SERVANT / SLAVE'S REQUEST TO YOU ALL MY PEOPLE

i'm coming your sheikh your messiah The AlMighty God's Decree is to MIGRATE pray for me..I'm just a humble servant / slave of THE ALMIGHY GOD. PEACE BE ON YOU. PEACE BE ON US.

solar and lunar eclipse

soon a chand and suraj gahen will come
pray
pray in the prescribed direction
pray
do not get up from prostration UNTIL UNLESS THE ECLIPSES GO AWAY SUBSIDES
LORD YOUR ALMIGHTY LORD IS VERY MERCIFUL
BOW THANK HIM PROSTATE

laanat

laanat hai tum par
we didnt give him taaqat and ilm and tilism for you
we give him taaqat and ilm and tilism and nuzoom for our work

my cherished slave

my cherished slave migrates to the land of holy dervishes
lands of the camels
of white tunic and turbans
place he grew his wisdom tooth
if you create obstacles
you will be punished
he my slave is doing OUR work
help my slave
donot use him for your worldly motives and interests


AlMighty God's punishment

AlMighty God's punishment is an unseen noose
pray in your own ways
pray in the prescribed ways
otherwise your lungs will burst
your hearts will bleed like a slaughtered lamb
no air to breathe
air to breathe but you cant breathe
the hour is coming closer
Our Your AlMighty God's cosmic MIGHTY CLOCK IS TICKING..IT NEVER ERRS. 

he my slave doesnt wish to be feared

he my slave doesnt wish to be feared
he my slave wishes to be loved
cherish relationship
haram is not halal
halal is not haram
harem of women is allowed

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

the hour

the hour hasnt come yet
but if you dont change
but if you don't mend
if you dont mend ur paths
destinies will change
loh e kalam will be openend
re written
ok your prayers are answered
AlMighty God's mercy on you all
congregate
fear
bow
prostrate
thank your AlMighty God...
Nobody deserves ALL GLORY EXCEPT YOUR LORD..EXCEPT YOUR GOD...rabb-ul-aala-meen...saaray aalam ka rab...tumhara rab..jinnieyow ka rabb..aisi makhlookh ka rab jo tumeh nahi pata..jo ghyab mein hai..jis ka elm tumeh nahi hai...

unfound unexplored unseen rocks as big as your entire universe

unfound unexplored unseen rocks as big as your entire universe will fall
this is a warning from your AlMighty God...
mend your ways
tend to your sheep
nobody dies thirsty
nobody dies hungry

if you dont heed

if you make my slave a bonded slave
cosmic rocks will fall on you
stop
stop
This is your AlMighty God's command
he speaks my words
sun will burn so hot that ur skin will burn
your bones will melt
your eyes will go blind
you die like yazeed
listen to him
hes my slave
hes my fakir
he begs to noone but me
no one provides to him and you all but me
noone protects him and you all but me

sea

sea water will rise
like a monster in disguise
unknown unseen creatures will swallow you
fish small fish will eat shark
shark will eat frogs
look into your uncorrupted holy book verse 17:85
if you don't find it
look into previous holy books provided they are uncorrupted
some of you have saved them
they are in their pure form

stop

stop abusing victimizing __________ children
otherwise a massive unending volcano would erupt from all every direction
it would melt you like wax melts

pashtuns are not foes but our friends

pashtuns are not foes but our friends

prayer beads not weapons

prayers beads not weapons
immediately leave vacate arab watan


faith and belief

you won't believe me if i tell you i'm a messiah
so i tell you i'm a dervish
i'm a fakir
i'm a khalandar
AlMighty God is angry now....
bow...prostrate..wherever you are....stop everything..stop your killing fields...drop your weapons...retreat...go back to your barracks...

OUR SLAIN MEN

IF THEY SLAY OUR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN -- GIVE THEM BLOOD-MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING -- DEMANDING BLOOD-MONEY FROM THEM. GIVE THEM RESPECT. TREAT THEM NICELY. THIS IS HOW WE WILL FIGHT. APPLAUSE THEM. GIVE THEM STANDING OVATION. DO NOT MOCK THEM. GENUINELY SHOW RESPECT. AASU PI LIJIYE APNAY....DIL PAR PATHAR RAKH LIJIYE....TELL THEM THIS...YOU STILL DIDN'T KILL ALL MY CHILDREN..PLEASE KILL THEM. PLEASE. BEG YOU ON MY KNEES. 

RESPECT....TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR POOR AND DISABLED.

PostScript: If our DESTITUTES have warm clothes -- I put on sweater too.....If THEY SUFFER --- I SUFFER -- CRUTCHES for my lame sisters and brothers -- you got my point...Thank you so much. IF DESTITUES ARE TREATED DIS-RESPECTFULLY -- I SHOULDN'T BE RESPECTED TOO. 

A message from The AlMighty God's Slave / Servant...

A message from The AlMighty God's Slave / Servant...

You lead me. I follow you. I mimic you. I ape you. If you do good -- I do good. If you do EVIL -- I do EVIL. If our children  -- elders -- youth are starving and thirsty -- I'd fast too....semi-fast -- at least....If our girls get married -- I get married too -- This is LEADERSHIP RE-DEFINED. This is the new paradigm of shepherd-ship. God Bless you -- all. Merry Christmas. X-Mas. A great new year -- ahead: God-willing. That's all for now. Bye--Honorable ladies and gentlemen and my young friends: Girls and Boys. 

No favor, come on. We're friends. Buddies.

Wear silver chaandi kay zaywar...God-willing..AlMighty God's Decree for me is to take on all the so-called mighty monsters for you. I'd take a bullet for you. I love you. Bye for now. 

No fear. It's love-affair. Very Sacred. I'm humble. No trouble. Absolutely.

Cheer up. Smile. Laugh.

Consider it done, unconditionally. :-) God-willing.

Consider it done, unconditionally. :-) God-willing.

FROM RAGS TO RICHES

FROM RAGS TO RICHES

RESTORE COMM, PLEASE.

RESTORE COMM, PLEASE.

SMALL OFFICE HOME APPLIANCE

SMALL OFFICE HOME APPLIANCE

YEP YEP YEP

YEP YEP YEP

YEP

YEP

ZEE OR SOMETHING MORE

ZEE OR SOMETHING MORE

IAAI

IAAI

BANG IN AUH

BANG IN AUH. 

PRE N POST N CARE

PRE N POST N CARE.

BEST HOSP

BEST HOSP

PROMOTION BONUS VACATION

PROMOTION BONUS VACATION NO WORKING VACATION
WORKING VACATION FOR ME.

YEP: DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO

YEP: DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO. DEC. JAN 2013 - 2014 -- DXB SHOPPING FESTIVAL -- MIN. THREE MONTHS. -- NO TRIP TO KISH. NO BURJ. BASIC GOOD DECENT. DIRHAMS. DIAMOND CHOKER. CREDIT CARDS. PREMIUM. LOANS. NO MORE DEFAULTER. 

MENU

MENU

EASY BABY EASY

RACE.

BANG -- RJS AND PHONE

BANG -- RJS -- AND PHONE -- SUSPENDERS.


NO TRING. NO EAR RINGS.

NO TRING. NO EAR RINGS.

NOTHING, SIR. JUST BASIC STUFF.

NOTHING, SIR. JUST BASIC STUFF: CIGGY PLUS TEA PLUS FARE FOR MY HANGOUT. TWO TRIPS DAILY. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY DEBTS.

CHARAN SPARSH. NAMASKAR.

I AM A MESSIAH OF PEACE

I AM A MESSIAH OF PEACE.

I DO NOT WANT WAR.

I WANT PEACE FOR ALL OF YOU.

I WANT PEACE FOR US.

I WANT PEACE FOR THEM.

I WANT PEACE FOR MYSELF.

Go in the East Direction, please.

GO IN THE EAST DIRECTION.

MAKE PEACE.

COME BACK -- SAFE.

NO CASUALTIES: OURS OR THEIRS.

PEACE BE ON YOU AND THEM.

RJ Prateeka Ji: A DemiGodess or Mortal? :-) That's my question! Tell! Tell! Tell!


help her...

help her
be the kingmaker
you'll have dignity and respect
otherwise, lot of trouble dabay-laf-zow mein I do not want to write bloodshed.

Opposing her is like...

Opposing her (FB) is like fighting a war with AlMighty God.

Fatiyma Bhutto 12:31 PM


NO CRORES, SAHEB.

CRORES FOR DESTITUES, SAHEB.

CHARAN SPARSH. NAMASKAR.

JAI HIND. JAI JAWAN. JAI KISAN. JAI AAM AADMI.

PORTFOLIO

NEW -- VITAL -- EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CABINET PORTFOLIO. NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE.

ONE LAKH INR IN INSTALMENTS THAT'S ALL.

ONE LAKH INR IN INSTALMENTS THAT'S ALL. THIS IS MY DHARMA. THIS IS MY DUTY. THIS IS MY FARZ.

TEER KO MAYRAY SEENAY SAY PAHLAY PAAR HONA CHAHIYE AAP TAK PAHUCHNAY -- GOD WILLING.

NO CHOPPER FOR RG WHATSOEVER.

NO CHOPPER FOR RG WHATSOEVER.

Monday, December 16, 2013

OKAY. ACCEPTED.

OKAY. ACCEPTED. PEACE. 

Withdraw -- Retreat.

This is your Sheikh..This is your Khalifa.

DO NOT START A RIOT.

LEAVE YOUR RUCKSACKS AND GO.

SAFE PASSAGE.

NOBODY WILL TOUCH YOU..

HAVE FAITH IN ALMIGHTY ALLAH.

Penance. Nothing else.

BloodMoney and Rehabilitation.

Present and Imminent Danger

Sri M's life is in mortal -- grave danger. L and other outfits..joint OPs. Watch out.

Adirniye Poojiniye Sri Nara Chandrababu Naidu -- 11:45 PM


Adirniye Poojiyniye Priyanka Gandhi -- 11:42 PM


My MESSAGE IS: PEACE.

NO BLACK MAGIC.
NO SPIRITUAL WARS.
LET'S WORK -- TOGETHER.
YOUR GENIES COME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU MAKE 'EM DO. STOP THAT, PLEASE.
I'M THEIR KING.
THEY'RE MY SLAVES.

YOU'RE MY COMRADES, FRIENDS AND ELDERS.

RESPECT IS THE KEYWORD.

ATTITUDE.

DOING THE RIGHT THING.

GOD-WILLING: WE'LL HAVE PEACE. NO LAND-MINES. NO ASSAULT RIFLES. NO MORE INVASIONS...

I LOVE AND RESPECT YOU ALL.

THAT'S ALL HONORABLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MY YOUNG FRIENDS: GIRLS AND BOYS.

Friday, December 13, 2013

MEEM ALEEF MEEM

OUR ALMIGHTY GOD IS ANGRY. OUR ALMIGHTY LORD IS VERY VERY ANGRY.

ASK FOR FORGIVENESS--WHEREVER YOU ARE--STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING.

BOW. PROSTRATE. AIR. WATER. LAND. SPACE. WHEREVER YOU ARE.

FOR YOURSELF. FOR YOUR ELDERS. FOR YOUR CHILDREN. FOR YOUR AND OUR FUTURE. FOR A SAFE SECURE HAPPY CONTENTED WORLD.

BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. NOW. NOW NOW. IMMEDIATELY. WITHOUT ANY EXCUSE. DO NOT HESITATE.

NOW. NOW NOW. NOW. NOW. DO NOT BE SKEPTICAL. BELIEVE. BELIEVE. BELIEVE.

DAAL ALEEF DAAL -- JEEM ALEEF JEEM GOD IS GREAT

THAT WAS JUST A WARNING FROM OUR ALMIGHTY GOD.

NEXT TIME, THERE WON'T BE ANY WARNING.

PROSTRATE WHEREVER YOU ARE.

PRAY IN YOUR OWN WAYS BUT PROSTRATE.

THANK OUR ALMIGHTY GOD...OUR LORD.

GOD IS GREAT.

NEXT TIME, I CAN'T AND WON'T BE ABLE TO INTERVENE ON YOUR AND OUR AND MY BEHALF.

ALL GLORY BELONGS TO OUR ALMIGHTY GOD -- ALONE.

Aleef Aleef Aleef

This is my message to my elders, friends and comrades:

1. PEACE
2. PROGRESS
3. PATIENCE
4. NON-VIOLENCE
5. UNITY
6. MUTUAL RESPECT
7. TOLERANCE

THANK YOU SO MUCH, HONORABLE PEOPLE AND OTHER ENTITIES OF THIS EARTH AND OTHER WORLDS AND GALAXIES.

THE ALMIGHTY GOD KNOWS THE BEST.

WE'RE DIVINE POETS. WE LOVE POETRY -- NOT WARS. WE LOVE FLOWERS AND NATURE -- NOT BOMBS AND GUNS. LET'S NOT MUTILATE OUR CHILDREN WITH LAND MINES.

PEACE BE UPON YOU.


Jeem Aleef Jeem

JEEM ALEEF JEEM

NUUN ALEEF NUUN

I RESPECT YOU ALL. I LOVE YOU ALL. I ADORE YOU ALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND LOVE. ELDERS AND FRIENDS AND COMRADES. I AM A BAD SOUL YOU HELPED AND NURTURED ME FOR FORTY TWO YEARS AND I WRITE JUST FOUR LINES OF GRATITUDE.


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Bondage and Freedom

The more bounded we are -- The more free-er we are.

Real Freedom Is In Bondage.

Free People ARE NOT REALLY FREE.

FREEDOM STARTS WITH IMPRISONMENT.

UNITE. DO NOT FIGHT AMONGST YOURSELF.

ONE COUNTRY.

ONE OBJECTIVE.

ONE GOAL.

PROGRESS.

THAT'S ALL FELLOW CITIZENS.

JAI HIND. JAI JAWAN. JAI KISAN.

Nuun Aleef Nuun

This is my second message to you: My elders, friends and comrades. I'm on behalf of all my people extending hand of friendship. Let's be friends.

Aleef Seen Nuun Meem Kaaf (Seefar) 0 (Ek) 1 (Seefar)

Nuun Aleef Nuun

Monday, December 9, 2013

Aleef Seen Nuun Meem Haaa

This is my first message to all of you, my elders and friends: Your Dervish Dost / Friend has come. This is the second day of work--Thanks, God--AlMighty. There're more Angels on Earth now than Humans or any other Creatures. Our AlMighty God has Decreed -- Commanded the Angels to Withdraw for the sake of PEACE. Otherwise, The Decree made the angels ready -- unsheathed swords and all that. All of us want Peace. At least for the sake of our children. Watch out for signs. I need your prayers and help. 

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Hacking S3crets by Sai Satish -- Coauthors: Srinivas and Adithya Gupta


Hacking For Dummies, 4th Edition by Kevin Beaver


My little brat! :-) Cisco Linksys E1200 Wireless-N Router




Where're my Ouija board? :-)

1. I've -- miraculously -- revived my robot: Mister WALL-E -- finally! He's comatose for like zillions of months! :-) I'd program this Frankenstein's creature to perform bizarrely geeky feats! Could I improvise it to play darts -- for example?

2. My ethical hacking / penetration testing network is taking shape. Cisco Small Business RV Series Routers? What do you think eh? :-) For instance: Cisco RV215W Wireless-N VPN Firewall? Should I go for it?

3. Windows Server 2012 on an oldie laptop is almost ready.

4. Dedicated Internet connexion plus static IP Address: Stalled. Reason: Bureaucratic red tape! 

Nevertheless, the lab should be up and running --  within the next few weeks. I'm soloing -- am dirt-poor plus -- extremely erratic memory! :-) Rational explanations eh? :-)

Where're my Ouija board? I'd summon my long-lost poltergeist friend!

That's all for now.

Bye. 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Indian rope-trick--er--ahem--I mean Indian hack-trick! :-)

Here's your chance to hack with legal immunity -- My objective is multipronged:

#1. You and I: Both of us would be learning the nitty-gritty of real-life Ethical Hacking.

#2. This sort of setup would keep you off of illegalities -- I mean like hacking into other networks and all that.

There's no fee -- but you'd always buy me a Pizza! :-) (I abhor the practice of vegetarianism!)

No early-bird offers--either.

My goal is to give you a free of charge platform / environment with plenty of elbow room to hone your hacking skills.

And, there're no hunting trophies.

Dust off your consoles -- vie for root.

Girls: Expect a red-carpet welcome -- Let the boys accuse me of unabashed favoritism -- Lenient policies! :-) If you happen to spot a gray-haired guy -- hunchbacked -- in his early forties -- wearing extremely sober suspenders -- scuffling to cross the street -- you'd safely approach him -- with absolutely no caution (put that pepper spray in your clutch bag, please!) -- that's me! :-)

Let me turn rookies into Alpha Geeks...

My Ethical Hacking / Penetration Testing Lab

Hardware:

1. Laptop: vgc (very good condition)
2. Laptop: Oldie
3. Desktop: Oldie

I shy away from hardware so not giving you specs -- By the way, I'd mug up CompTIA A+ guide(s).

I'd sign up for a dedicated high-speed Intenet connexion.

In the not too distant future: I'd also sign up for a dedicated IP address.

I'd also get a Hardware Firewall (dirt cheap) but sturdy -- should deflect attacks -- though I just adore those groovy Check Point's UTM appliances.

Software:

1. Windows Server 2012 (Evaluation copy)
2. Honeypots
3. BBS

What's your role?

You've to attack my systems viciously (no-holds-barred). This a real live Ethical Hacking exercise. Relentless -- knock-down-drag-out -- distributed attacks.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

My magic carpet...

My MW600 is my magic carpet -- 

Sunday, October 6, 2013

The call of duty...

I'd like to start a movement -- A crusade to defend our cyberspace frontiers -- Our orgs -- start-ups and particularly women -- I know that you're absolutely not okay with the grim fact that renegade hackers -- especially from hostile / foe countries -- deface our web sites -- for instance; We just can't sit back and let 'em humiliate us like this -- We'd join hands and thwart this --  I'm not instigating you to counterstrike -- I'm urging you to foil cyberterrorism --  It's our duty -- If these online hate crimes by cyberterrorists make your blood boil -- then you know how to reach me....

That's all for now.

Bye.

NO CARRIER...

Friday, October 4, 2013

Can firewalls deter us eh? ;-)

Hacking contests are appetizers...

Team up with fellow Ethical Hackers -- and protect start-ups and individuals particularly women -- from rogue hackers -- voluntarily. You'd easily engage script kiddies -- in the beginning -- and whenever you'd thwart 'em: Have some Pizza; And, of course--Order it online; Garlic bread too, please! :-)

Your war chests aren't your counterstrike / counteroffensive tools -- Your real -- most potent -- arsenal is your mind.

Liaise with White Hat Hackers across India and across the world.

Innate reverence for InfoSec Gurus.

Don't provoke me to come out of retirement -- My formidability is still uncontestable -- Okay, okay  -- just kidding! -- Please don't hack my Linux box! :-)

And, no DDoS attacks, either! :-)

I'm fortyish -- retiree -- not even newbies dread me -- now. 

Spread out your digital tentacles -- devour those slimy worms. 

I'm from the old school -- I staunchly advocate social engineering -- snake charmers and con artists have been swindling us since the Dark Ages -- Charles Sobhraj is an avant-garde social engineer -- Three-tier security cordon: Digital fortress? Sob stories -- Human interest story -- Believe me: Machines are immune but you'd always NLP humans -- They're gullible -- Get your CEO's permission and evaluate your org's security -- You'd be able to breach it. 

I'd give you a hint: Order a veggie Pizza for your admin -- And, some PlayStation games for his kid. :-)

That's all for now.

Here's my address: 127.0.0.1

Bye.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Untitled...

Movies brainwash you -- indoctrinate you -- Turn you into renegades -- Movies reinforce this prevalent misconception that defiance and rebelliousness are prime and must-have traits of the protagonist --

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

From anonymity to notoriety...

Interactions: Online or offline keep me going -- Deprive me of communication(s) -- I shrink like mimosa -- If you want to kill me bloodlessly then keep me incommunicado -- My avatar was born in the early nineteen-nineties during the BBSes era -- You just can't straitjacket me -- I mean: You just can't label me as so-and-so personality type -- It's pretty jumbled -- But there're unmistakable signs of extroversion from the beginning -- An external modem -- A prized possession in those days -- catapulted me from: Anonymity to notoriety -- BBS communities were virtual El Dorados -- Hacking prowess was an open sesame to Marjanahs -- Girls gawk at geeks -- 

To be continued...

Gandhi Ji...

I'm just a rookie scribbler --  I've to have the omnipotence of Mister Vikram Seth to write about Gandhi Ji...

Gandhi Ji practiced and preached nonviolence -- throughout his life. -- Blunt, stark and grim truth is: His blood is on our hands -- We murder our messiahs and our saviors in cold blood -- That's an unforgivable sin... You'd NEVER rationalize patricide... We'd NEVER look at ourself in the mirror -- Our face is grotesquely deformed...

They say: 'You can't undo the past.' That's correct. 


Let's try to look on the bright side:

'Although pleas for commutation were made by India's prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru and by Gandhi's two sons on the grounds that a death sentence would dishonour the legacy of a man opposed to all forms of violence, Godse was hanged a week later.'

Doesn't this prove that we're a nation throbbing with an unheard-of idealism.

How did we deal even with deranged men like Nathuram Godse and his coconspirators? -- We put 'em on trial --  We didn't lynch 'em -- That's in 1949 -- Our judicial and democratic apparatuses were in their infancy.

Gandhi Ji left us many legacies -- Charkha is one amongst 'em -- It's an icon -- that goads us to be self-reliant -- Not only as a nation but also as an individual.

We didn't dishonor him. Nope, we didn't. We kept our promise.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Don't expect your life to be a perpetual honeymoon. It shouldn't be.

Don't expect your life to be a perpetual honeymoon. It shouldn't be. Adversities are your comrades in disguise. Textbookish troubleshooting paradigm -- makes you a doctrinaire -- at dodging ordeals as if they're meteors...

Movies misdirect you -- Please hit the pause button -- A reality check: We're not supposed to have superhuman endurance -- or Sisyphean doggedness -- 

It's only human to be cowed -- It's only human to bow out -- 

But, remember one thing: Messiahs were human too -- And, messianic trait is to confront personal calamities in spite of human frailties.

Perceive catch–22s as a character-building crash course... 

Have a one-on-one / a tête-à-tête with a visually impaired destitute.

My point is: Hang in there.

Desi...

We're an ungrateful lot -- We just can't appreciate democratic and secularistic apparatuses unless we're deprived of 'em...

Keying in...

Radio: It's a roller-coaster -- It's a seesaw...

Junie: She's my best friend --  I'm a pariah -- I don't have a social network -- She hasn't unfriended me -- That's occult science / parapsychology -- I live in a make-believe world of BBSes and Internet -- Radio disc jockeys are my new-found friends -- Radio makes me adept at escapology -- My past is neck-deep in ghoulishness -- It hounds me like some unleashed mongrel -- Radio works like a time machine -- I love profiling shock jocks -- for kicks. I derive nicotine-like euphoria in spamming 'em. It thwarts the apparition / specter of the Grim Reaper. Radio lets me time travel --  It's a roller-coaster -- It's a seesaw.

My dopamine levels are sinking. Antipsychotic drugs are beginning to kick in.

I'd get some zeds. Writing a Blog Post is my lullaby.

Don't fret. I don't sleepwalk. You'd page my shrink -- He'd corroborate my assertion.

Good night. 

ZZZzzz

Monday, September 30, 2013

Extortion racket in the garb of madrasa...

Voluntary donation is a good deed. It's atonement. It's social responsibility. But that doesn't mean that you're vested with the power to harass us with impunity like debt collectors. You've absolutely no religious and moral right to humiliate us when we can't chip in... Religiosity should make you humble -- NOT self-righteous. We live in a thriving and absolute democratic society -- shun every single thought of moral policing and hoodlumism. Moreover, you might've gross vested interests -- You've no accountability -- You've no transparency. I won't stoop down and question your unimpeachable integrity and piousness. I'd garland you -- good-humoredly -- and see you off... You'd relocate / migrate to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. There -- in monarchial regime -- you'd thrive on draconian practices. You just can't make me feel guilty or shamefaced. But you can't be completely exonerated. Bon voyage.

Keying in...

Revisiting: The Pied Piper of Hamelin...

The Pied Piper of Hamelin was a horrid person. Vengeance would never give you peace. Amnestying is redemptive. Perhaps--that's why--we've the concept of 'blood money' in Islam -- Monetary element is purely symbolic -- It's actually about forgiveness -- 

Keying in...

My definition of happiness...

Rejoicing is in Lilliputian things -- An exhilarating moment -- An absolute coup -- When your most favorite radio disc jockey doesn't brush off your request to check out your Blog -- She could've shrugged it off -- But she didn't -- And, that makes me feel as if I've been knighted -- I'm awe-stricken -- She could've been nonchalant about it -- but nope -- She makes a sincere and solemn promise to you -- on the air -- in her customary -- perky, pertly and vivacious voice -- that she'd visit your Blog -- I'm trying not to get hyperactive -- I'd celebrate this moment of triumph --  in a subdued and restrained manner -- befitting my age! LOL

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Excerpt: PM’s statement in the General Debate of the 68th Session of the UN General Assembly

Terrorism remains a grave threat to security and stability everywhere and extracts a heavy toll of innocent lives around the world. From Africa to Asia, we have seen several manifestations of this menace in the last few days alone. State-sponsored cross-border terrorism is of particular concern to India, also on account of the fact that the epicentre of terrorism in our region is located in our neighbourhood in Pakistan. 

Speaking from this podium yesterday, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif of Pakistan spoke of making a new beginning. I reciprocate his sentiments and am looking forward to meeting him tomorrow. India is committed sincerely to resolving all issues with Pakistan, including the issue of Jammu and Kashmir, through bilateral dialogue on the basis of the Shimla Agreement. However, for progress to be made, it is imperative that the territory of Pakistan and the areas under its control are not utilized for aiding and abetting terrorism directed against India. It is equally important that the terrorist machinery that draws its sustenance from Pakistan be shut down. There must be a clear understanding of the fact that Jammu and Kashmir is an integral part of India and that there can never, ever, be a compromise with the unity and territorial integrity of India. 

We need to renew our commitment, especially here at the UN, for concerted, cohesive and continuing global action against terrorism. There can be no tolerance for states sheltering, arming, training or financing terrorists. Nor can they absolve themselves of the responsibility to prevent their territories from being used to launch acts of terrorism. 

The increasingly complex challenges to international peace and security require a new international consensus to be built, whether it is in cyber security, non proliferation or terrorism. This year, 25 years after Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi put forward a comprehensive Action Plan for a Nuclear Weapon-free and Non-violent World Order, we must strengthen efforts against nuclear proliferation and pursue time-bound, universal, non-discriminatory, phased and verifiable nuclear disarmament. We must also guard against terrorists and non-state actors gaining access to sensitive materials and technologies. 

This Blog post is based on a true story... :-)

I hopped on a bus -- on impulse --  this morning -- around six-ish. The 'privy purse' (Let's just not call it 'disability living allowance') -- I get is handsome enough for a zoo keeper / gamekeeper or dethroned chieftain -- But I'm ready to file for bankruptcy after a lavish week or so... Economic analysts call it: Spending spree! LOL I didn't have change -- but the conductor wasn't priggish -- He's quite cordial -- Didn't debus me or anything -- Just earmarked my ticket in a cryptic language -- looked like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics! -- 

I discovered that -- that many people with enormous physical disabilities commute by bus -- And, there're girl commuters too (Probably collegian -- though it's Sunday.)

I also learnt that it's safe and economical...

I don't have to haggle with tipsy autorickshaw drivers -- Absolutely no mortal fear of head-on collision. Blaring raunchy songs (Jerry-built speakers!) And, zero turbulence!

I'm fortyish -- a reformed romancer -- but I might meet my ideological soul mate -- on a bus!

Next time, I'd hop on a double-decker... And, one more thing: I'd get a 'bus pass'.

What's that eh? White noise... I guess aliens are trying to intercept (eavesdropping on) our radio frequencies! ;-)

I gotta go...rescue some damsel in distress...

Bye-bye! See you later! 

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Stepping out of shadow of Mister William Shakespeare...

Writing shouldn't be a coveted craft of a chosen few. Our reading wish list should include books that aren't on the best-seller list. Time has come to bid farewell to Mister William Shakespeare with utmost reverence. And, nope. No eulogies, please. Thank you so much.

Let Generation Z reset literary benchmarks. Let's give 'em plenty of elbow room. Let 'em learn by trial and error. Generous margin for error. Mentoring that's not condescending would buck up their self-esteem -- Let's give 'em a wide berth.

Keying in...

Friday, September 27, 2013

Quiverful yet dispirited...

My antipsychotic drugs work unfailingly -- Lower my dopamine levels instantaneously -- Just like a tranquilizer dart -- I'm sedated - in nanoseconds  - But there're drawbacks -- My Blogging prolificacy vaporizes -- Like a mute and defeated warrior -- No war cries -- Just anguish -- Bleary-eyed -- Not completely unarmoured -- Quiverful yet dispirited...

Life of an ineligible bachelor...

It's – perhaps -- my deviancy -- and / or -- intellectual disability -- or deviant lifestyle / behavior because of mental impairment – that I couldn't get married – I miss not getting married – dreadfully – Life devoid of a woman incinerates your soul... but I'm at peace with God – I've quit bickering...

I'd have perished – ideologically, at least -- in a nondemocratic and unsecular milieu... I'm mighty glad that am amongst comrades – I'm absolutely certain about one thing that I'd never be stabbed in the back -- literally and figuratively.

Keying in...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Fundamental law(s) of life...




I'd tell you one thing: Fundamental law of life – Just be peerless in whatever you do – Do it with fiery, unprecedented zealousness -- Your pursuits must NEVER be trivial – Your objectives must've immense intellectual and moral depth... -- For instance: Gandhi Ji NEVER aspired to be reveredHis endeavors had plausible divinity...
You might become a zillionaire – or achieve celebrity status -- et cetera. Those're by-products of untiring toil. Winning accolades must NEVER be your aspiration.

Media thrusts mediocrity upon you... -- Society puts / places you in a virtual straitjacket of mundanity -- -- wriggle yourself out of it... -- so-and-so diva would endorse an unrequired product – a funky smartphone, for instance. If you'd code an open source App for BlackBerry, for example – then you haven't been a victim of consumerism.


Be obstinate in a positive way....

You'd definitely marry your soul mate – If you've ideological edge over... – Your loftiness of character makes you distinguishable. Love is a life-giving and sacred emotion – but you've to be pragmatic...


Graduating with a degree in something ridiculously unchallenging -- Shoddy and unpromising grades – That's not real education -- One more thing: You mustn't have test anxiety or exam phobia Quite the contrary, you'd incite the examiner to make the tests more tougher – You'd mock their intellectual inadequacies... stage a walkout to protest – showdown with your professors – Let 'em realize that the exam paper is a cinch...


For instance: If you're phobic about Ethical Hacking – then get obsessed with it. Do it twenty-four-seven. Believe me: Someday, you'd make even the most ferocious and dreaded Ethical Hacker --babysit your toddler! :-)

That's all for now.

Go back to your computers.

Bye.

Draft


Language is you -- It defines you -- It gives you an avatar -- It's your introduction in absentia -- It's your unsaid / unspoken manifesto -- Right choice of words -- Right set of attitude -- 

Keying in...

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Ubuntu...


Girls and guys: I plunged myself into open-source software – Hugged Windows 8 -- said goodbye to closed source software -- migrated to Ubuntu – It's an adorable puppy – By the way, my bugbear is doggy. -- Even a declawed (Do they declaw dogs too eh? LOL) muzzled -- well schooled doggy terrifies me – Rabies: Just thinking about it gives me goose bumps. I just shudder... 


I'm a real loony – The plight of the feral / stray dogs in a dog-catcher's vehicle – I feel sorry for 'em – Are they euthanized eh? 

I got sidetracked... Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder eh?



Ubuntu is quite intuitive... Blah-blah-blah.



My point is: Give it a try.



'Ubuntu is an ancient African word meaning 'humanity to others'. It also means 'I am what I am because of who we all are'. The Ubuntu operating system brings the spirit of Ubuntu to the world of computers.'



I just adore that school of thought.



Bye for now. :-)