Monday, July 21, 2025

An Obituary of a Living Person. I wrote this with a little help from AI.

Obituary of a Living Person (i.e., Me)

RIP.... Rest in Peace.


Yes, I’m alive. And yes, I’m writing my own obituary—so this isn’t posthumous.

People usually write wills. I chose this instead.

Let’s just pretend I’m dead.


I’ve never read anything quite like this—though someone, somewhere, must’ve done it.

Still, here I am. Writing it anyway.

Is it easy? No.

Is it complicated? Maybe.

Is it necessary? I don’t know.


The self-proclaimed Hunchbacked Whirling Dervish passed away today.

No fanfare. No breaking news.

Just a quiet exit in a noisy world.


Maybe it's a terrible idea—writing this while I'm still breathing.

Or maybe… just maybe… it’s the only honest thing I’ve done in a while.

A ritual for clarity. For closure. For courage.


My soul stands among the departed now.

I grieve myself.

And somehow, I rejoice.

Isn’t that strange?


Please don’t cry.

Look—I’m smiling.

Don’t mourn me loudly.


I never knew you all loved me this much.

And I certainly didn’t realize how deeply I loved you, too.


I can’t come there.

You can’t come here.


I’m sorry.

I love you.

Forgive me.


Someday, we’ll meet again.

Don’t be sad.


This is not the end.

This is just the space between

death

and

resurrection.

—Written by a living soul, with a little help from AI. 🤍

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