Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Blues and Blue moon -- My girl is a swan and she swoons! :-) Marriage = Dual controls! :-)

Mac-y

Yeah babes

I wanna cook

No!

Macccccccccc !@#@##@$$#$#$%

Okay occasionally -- once in a blue moon

Fine

Why not?

Women are not for these things

Gender bias

Gender gap

Burka?

Nope!

What if we've a girl?

Rocket scientist?

Yeah

Space station?

Yeah

You'd cook?

Yep, why not?

Reverse discrimination

Nothing. Trying to impress you!

Oh, please don't

Please don't get into Egghead Mode!

Moron!

No Idiot savant

No polymath

@#@#$@#$#@($*#@$)(*#@$

What's that?

Nothing. Just goading you.

Hmm.

Babies?

Two.

Really?

Yeah.

A boy and a girl.

Mac-y

Yeah Sugar

Why're you so quiet today?

Ah nothing -- just thinking

About me?

Yeah

Like what?

Hmm.

Fine.

Tell me about it later -- okay?

Yep babes

Wedding ring?

Yeah.

I want girls to know that you're taken

How's your memory now Mac?

Don't start: Retrograde / Anterograde amnesia and all that

Yeah okay -- It's not so bad...I'd do my chores

Lucknow?

Culture and language

American?

Liberal, well-read et cetera

I'm not in the right frame of mind

I know otherwise you'd blah-blah

You won't stop talking

Am I all that?

Oh yeah, no doubt about it

Faithful? Always?

Yeah babes

Promise me

Cross my heart and hope to die

You know Mac

My friends were like you'll have to make drastic changes....he's very different

False alarm

Yeah

Mac

Yeah Sugar

Talk like normal people

Define normal

Oh my God

So, you're not an atheist?

LOL 

LOL

!@#@#$@$@#$@#$@#$#^%$^$^%^

Okay. Just goofing around with you.

Your jargon

Impossible

You're so boring

Me?

No ghost in our room

Mac

Yeah babes

I love you.

Ditto.

TELL NO ONE by Harlan Coben :-)

TELL NO ONE is a story of loss and redemption. It begins innocently enough. Dr. David Beck and his beloved wife, Elizabeth, are celebrating the anniversary of their first kiss in the quiet of Lake Charmaine. They grew up together, first kissed at age twelve, and now, twenty-five years old and married less than a year, they return for an idyllic weekend away.

Tragedy shatters their solitude. Elizabeth is abducted and murdered, her body found in a ditch. Her killer is caught and brought to justice. But for David Beck, there can be no closure. Eight years pass. He never gets over Elizabeth’s murder. He loses himself in his work as an inner city pediatrician.

But everything changes on the eighth anniversary of Elizabeth’s death. Two unidentified bodies are found at Lake Charmaine, unearthed years after their deaths. But even more disturbing, Beck gets a bizarre email that mentions a specific phrase – a phrase known only to him and Elizabeth. The email also tells him to click a hyperlink the next day at a specific hour – “kiss time” – 6:15PM.

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Pretty, Peppy and Peppermint-flavored girl! :-) (Pep talk) :-)

Who's the (most) prettiest girl in the world?

Hmm. Let me think.....

#$@%@!#!@^*!@^*!&@(*&!@(*!&@

Alright, alright You!

Good

Who's my slave?

Me.

You're so adorable!

I'm sorry....

Nah

Who's the (most) brainiest girl in the world?

Hmm.

Mac

LOL You babes of course

Good.

Tell me about slaves

Slaves?

Yeah.

Who's a slave?

There's a word slave driver!

There's another word slave ant!

Mac one thing for sure: You're vocab is jumbo!

No no your vocab is super-duper!

You love the way I write?

Nope!

Mac

I mean you write very cryptically

I mean I'm pathologically incapable of understanding your writings.

Did you read Da Vinci code?

Nope. I didn't.

Why not?

Hyped = No. I read low-key, low profile authors

Suggest me something to read this weekend?

Hmm. Tell No One by Harlan Coben

What's it about?

Spoiler alert!

Okay.

Sci-fi?

Nope.

Star Trek

Oh, that's an exception!

Mac you speak like a Bot hehehhehe LOL

hehehehehe LOL

Language acquisition . . . .

Stop! You don't have to impress me Mac-y

Okay.

Avant-garde

Epistolary

Old school tie

You speak very cryptically

Settling score?

Yeah

You betcha!

Never heard of that word!

Moron!

You didn't say you dropped out of college!

And, you didn't go to ....

To be continued . . . . 

Conversations with an Imaginary Girlfriend: Girlfriends, Ghosting and the Gift of gab! :-)

Who's your last girlfriend?

Oh, she's from Iran

Time frame?

Oh, early 2K

She ditched you?

No No

Then?

We ended the relationship amicably.

You're in India since?

2008

No girlfriend?

No.

I don't believe you.

Tell me about unrequited love.

You and I

!@##@$#@@#$@#$@#$@#$@#

Those are such profane words!

LOL

LOL

I love you so much Mac-y!

I love you too Spock-y!

You miss 'em? Be honest, okay?

Not since I met you.

Liar! You wrote on your Blog that you're a modern-day lothario!

Oh, that's during my Schizophrenia relapse.

Okay.

You still wanna go to America?

No. Not anymore.

Emirates?

No. Not anymore.

Promise?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Okay. I trust you. Alright?

Yeah babes

Any plans?

Yeah, write a book or two -- get a flying license. 

Get my wings!

That's all?

Yeah!

To be continued . . . . 

(Everything I Do) I Do It for You

"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" is a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Bryan Adams. Written by Adams, Michael Kamen, and Robert John "Mutt" Lange, the power ballad was the lead single for both the soundtrack album from the 1991 film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Adams's sixth studio album, Waking Up the Neighbours (1991). The single was released on June 17, 1991.

See You Later, Alligator / Bill Haley & His Comets

"See You Later, Alligator" is a 1950s rock and roll song written and first recorded by American singer-songwriter Bobby Charles. The song was a Top Ten hit for Bill Haley and His Comets in 1956 in the United States, reaching no. 6 on Billboard and CashBox. In the UK, the single peaked at no. 7.

See You Later, Alligator - Wikipedia

Inevitability . . . .

"Mackellar's painting is about the inevitability of separation, the cost of journeying. And we have never created any sound so evocative of a steam locomotive, that high note of inhuman relief as vaporized water is blown off and meets the cold air." 

-- The Railway Man / Eric Lomax