Alia Bhatt :-)

Alia is a troublemaker! Full stop! When I first saw her I thought she's an Eskimologist or Geologer but she turned out to be an actress or whatever -- I read somewhere -- sometime ago -- in the pulp media -- Duh! of course -- that she -- unremorsefully or so -- (audaciously or so eh?) -- shooed, squelched and muffled her bitter and vulturine critics -- massacred 'em -- It's tantamount to war crimes eh? -- How'd she do this with such blatant impunity -- whatever -- I don't believe that -- moreover I'm quite wary of Brits -- Wiki tells me that she's a British citizen or whatever -- Yeah, yeah I'm incorrigibly xenophobic! -- reminds me of Salt March and Mahatma Gandhi Ji -- appalling atrocities, victimization, proactive aggression, unending subjugation and so forth....... and I get very vengeful or so -- I'm NOT kidding -- Anyways, so I was saying that Alia is a troublemaker -- Anyways, I dunno why this cool Ranbir dude fell for her in a big way -- guys make horrid marital decisions -- duh -- Okay fine--agreed (grudgingly okay?) -- Alia is a female mythological being who is partly divine and partly human -- a deified woman and all that -- No doubt about that -- but--er--ahem--Alia is a troublemaker! -- Okay Alia Ji and Ranbir Ji -- I've to go now -- I'm very busy -- I've to feed undomesticated pigeons -- and, people-watching, hang out time et cetera -- I love you guys so much -- I'm a Hunchbacked Whirling Dervish, Shaman, Wizard et cetera -- If any evil sorcerers irk you guys again -- let me know -- I'll scramble zillions of very evil daemons to zap 'em -- my remuneration is only 140 Rupees after not-so-serious haggling. -- :-) I never say goodbye because there's no such word in Navajo!