You can't be Archie -- Not even Jughead --. I'm sorry -- I was looking for someone more mature -- You couldn't outgrow comics -- I'm neither Betty nor Veronica! But you sure have Messiah Complex!
Vitamin B Complex? You're a doc? You told me that you're a writer.
Vitamin B Deficiency. I dunno. I like the idea of fuel-efficiency. Flying cars . . . .
How did you guess that eh? Did I tell you about Richard Bach?
Puppy love!
No way. I don't like dogs.
I was looking for a Russian Prof.
But aren't they disbelievers?
What do you know about Russians?
They told me at school that I'm a mature student!
I'm matriculate I swear! Just missed distinction!
Oh yeah?
Malpractice!
Malnourished eh? No. No. I take dietrary supplement.
Oh God.
So you believe in God.
Of course, what do you think?
How did you find me?
Oh, I deployed a spider search engine...
You fool -- Can't you just say Google?
Oh yep sorry.
Rhymes with oogle!
LOL
LOL
I'm NOT your soul mate!
What's that?
Wow!
That's a palindrome!
OMG
No wonder you're still single!
Pen Pals
I've got ESP.
You know some ancient dictionary -- by heart huh?
So you've ESP too -- Mate!
LOL
LOL
So you're a croc hunter too?
oh Jesus
OMG you're christian. Baptist?
Listen MAC
Media Access Control Address, I got it.
Oh no. Listen baby you gotta
When're we going to have babies?
Shutup. Just shut up.
Oh come on -- Stop sulking like a kid.
Fine.
You're my real princess.
You're institutionalized right?
Yep. How did you know that?
I did some background checks.
Oh you mean pre-marital background screening
ya whatever.
Listen Mac you're a good person.
But I'm not your type.
You mean you're not my type?
Yeah..whatever..let's call it a day.
* * * Abrupt end of first date.* * *
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