Thursday, May 11, 2017

Who's Ross Jeffries?

He's my Guru. My Mentor.

Tell me a wee bit about him?
Ross Jeffries™ is the founder, creator and Master Teacher of the worldwide NLP community.

NLP?

Neuro-linguistic programming.

For instance: Here we go with this scenario.

NLPers ask the question, "If another person can have fun playing with their pet spider, what can we learn about them that we could teach the phobic person so they can play with spiders, too?" (Or something like that). The spider-lover would most likely have an image representing spiders that was proportionally correct and at a reasonable distance and possibly other factors not worth getting into right now. Knowing the difference, the NLPer can use one of many techniques to help the phobic person relearn their reaction to spiders so that it is similar in nature to the spider-lover's (hopefully less of the lover part).

So basically we're helping people.

Yep.

Hmm.

And, in the process of doing good samiratian work we're helping ourselves too. Nuclear family, Neighborhood Community ad infinitum. It's basicaslly a way of doing things -- it's innovate -- out of the box -- fluid -- lucid -- flexible protocols -- many many things -- a real practical problem-resolving manual derived from many eclectical schools of thoughts -- doctrine - it's be a war strategy ancient manuscript -- or no first strike policy -- anything -- we're a community that isn't you know tell you that I'm this and He She It is that -- or We are this -- you've the freedom to label us -- individually collectively -- we study the good attributes of success people -- and success is quite subjective -- so we don't tell you this is success -- nor we put blinkers on you -- this is bird's eye view -- this is worms' eye view -- we tell you we're on a train -- and we're looking out of windows -- and I'm on this side of it and you're on that side of it -- like that ad infinitum -- we're interacting with each other -- we're going together -- it's a caravan -- we could share a ciggy -- and hop on just before the train it leaves you stranded at this tea shack near this unmanned juction -- Hi! I used to rob trains now I'm almost rehabilitated -- no horses not even mules you see -- BTW, did you read this short story: One more thing: Are you some Around-the-world-in-80-days Pierce Brosnan's Princess?

In desperation, the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."

“Onward! Onward! Soldier!

For death thou canst not shun.”

Yep. Yep. This is what I do for a living. I'm Charles Sobhraj. Do you want Quality Streets Chocolates. Go ahead, have some. It's just a sleeping pill...are you allergic to such drugs...yep see I'm that ethical --  drug interaction -- honestly that freaks me out -- Gandhi Ji told you zillions of years ago -- India -- real India If I'd improvise -- if you wanna explore learn and all that -- go to villages -- beyond tourism smoke screens facades -- no media prejudice bias anything no filters -- you and your view firthand hands on activity of an Indian i.e. you and I and this person and that person -- a rural indian an urban indian -- you know this platfrom every platfom is an Lilliputian indian island hmm don't you think so -- this boy who is a hawker a vendor this train is his -- Thomas Elva Edison -- yep -- every boy -- every girl -- traffic jam everybody is like rel mad expletives profanity honking blaring cursing swearing ad infinitum -- Dr. Wayne W. Dyer of Pulling Your Own Strings -- gets out of his car -- talks to people -- interacts -- anything how'd we possible overcome this problem -- how -- hey, yep...like that -- if you complain about age weather this that certain things you can't change -- certain things you can -- so many things -- it's your approach -- attitude -- blah blah blah -- I listen to him say all this I just took liberty of personlazing it -- for this Blog post -- for you -- for us -- I used to go to Airport canteen and see airplanes takeoff and land -- scrambled or whatever egg sandwich -- tea -- ciggy -- people -- The Railway Man -- Bus Stations -- Restaurants -- Duty Free Shops -- like that -- Desmond Morris People Watching -- I always say this -- If you'd read interact and travel you'd become an intellectual -- now, you're travel virtually -- even then you'd Thousand and one nights is time travel -- like that -- Ross Jeffries is Mister How to Win Friends and Influence People -- How to speak like a pro -- you look like some demigoddess just a hypothesis -- a girl from New York just landed -- real bumpy ride -- Maharaja huh? And, then you hop on this Steamy East India Company Prototype and you see me oh Mister Scarecrow -- Over the rainbow -- Hey, Gandhi Ji Clone -- Peace and Non-Violence in this bandit zone -- I don't care if you're a ciggy or hubble bubble -- ya pull down the panes -- nope it's not eTrain -- ya ya Train to Pakistan -- Come back on a bus -- then go to the Himalayas with your comrades in arms shepherds and sherpas -- Hey, you're Mister Ubiquitious Indian -- My father ya poof Into Thin Air -- read that book? Or flick? Here comes your chai waala -- tea boy -- ya ya clay cups -- solar powered potter's wheel -- so you're coming from south africa -- they de-trained you deported you de-bused you what did they really do to you -- go upstairs ya bunker bed -- ya ya monkey -- urban jungle -- jungle on wheel you black board jungle -- where's your wrangler eh --- Hum Vee towed it away -- I'm not eloping and you don't CEO any ham radio kiosk or whatever -- so get real -- Mister Sundance Syndrome -- Real Dialbolic Mister Silent Lamb -- My dad and bros real stripes and stars -- damn you -- what's that who occupied zone -- even cousins in grey woof woof -- ya Mister Pied Piper looking to bell mew and meows -- ya ya -- I'm going to get married -- A Suitable Boy -- Caste No Bar -- Doctors Without Borders Manifesto -- then what? You want anegelsic -- not angelinia jolie -- head ache ya -- heart burn no -- acne no -- why're you so malnourished -- huh -- You know My Miss Would-be Soul mate on this Monstrous Burning Train to unknow destinations -- beyond bridges and killing fields of sugar canes -- I'm writing a travelog like my Guru Vikram Seth -- now, like American mobile homes -- this is my home ya -- India is my home -- ya my nuclear family members -- extended family members -- sometime they invite me to hitchhike even on palace on wheels ya then what -- ya honest -- if you'd get on the Internet and look for such people you'd find 'em -- nothing unprecentended -- our Gypies -- banjara tribes -- nomadic way of life --nomads -- you know the the real grooviest part of this is - this I'm multi-tasking true multi-tasking -- concurrently so many things -- I'm interacting with you and here's my radip fm plus mp3 combo -- my laptop -- ekindle -- regular paper back -- tea in a clay cup -- SAT gsm toggle phone -- I'm free -- I'd get off this trian at any station -- and go help you get a cab or rickshaw -- resume my journey -- on some other train -- or I'd go with you -- real armed chivalry on foot -- spend some time with you in your this hill town -- village -- I may not get you solar or electric power or anything -- I never assumed any such role-playing messiah or political or religious -- you know -- I'm like the Air India Maharaj -- I go everywhere -- I'm an Indian citizen -- but at the same time -- I'm a global citizen too -- I don't have to stress this -- and I'm not loud about that cloak either -- you'd be Mrs. Old Man and His God -- Sudha Murthy Ji -- I'd be the next The Weight of Wings -- talking about Wings of Fire -- or how do they come up with time travel fiction in Japan -- Why Rowling Miss right? Yep that copycat ghost writer -- why does she relinquish her money for good causes and all but she's to be a wee bit you know practical -- she can't just copycat Mrs. Gates -- You see it's social responsibiltity and all that -- I never deny that -- But imagine Junie B. Jones is like hey Mister Incognito what's this word: Functional Illieterate? Hey, Mister Alpha Geek that OS ya how much does it cost -- ya also theft intellectual rights rights -- who started this all -- whos' this your Guru Jonathan Sea Gull whatver Richard Bach Barnstormer Soul Mate guy -- ya who's his some symphony guy? Ancestor huh? OMG. Then, what? Hey, that's Betty and oh she's Veronica? Damn you you put 'em in your class -- what do you call that Ross Jefferies approved form of Hacktivism -- debugged -- huh -- oh ya how'd you possible scribble a disembarkation card on such a short-lived flight -- believe it ya -- ya ya I'm a believer -- then what -- miracle what miracle -- you took us for a ride ya ya such broadband speed T1 ya ya ISDN ya ya -- started with US Robotics ya -- I'm still stuck with it's not even bi-pedal -- ya steadfast tin soldier -- what's in a next bogie -- hmm wow -- another room -- o omg -- like Wolf3d haa -- ya fuhrer there huh? Then what? Bang Bang My Daddy Long Legs Shot me Down..Wounded sniper with silencer maybe ..low velocity aircraft hostage crisis bullet -- no exit wound -- gong...whizbang..ya Nainital...put on your turtle neck sweator and raymond elbow patches jacket -- and ya your waist bag -- ya let's have a ciggy and clay pot ginger tea -- maybe sausage hot dog something -- wanna collect some handmade souevenirs and all that stuff for your brigade of wannabe soul mates -- ya there's your bookshop...as well....saheb matchbox...maachis hai?

Hey, Alizee: This is collect call ya -- even on Sat mode omg: No No..I'm on ground..no tree house..was just about to get something really real groovy funky something from there..ya I just got off the train..ya quite safe -- ya for women ya then what -- railway cops ya...on board..he told me just now...like 30 minutes or something stop...ya..it's like your know Emirate Souk hmm ya...like Festival of Lights -- no no even a remote town..in fact no remote ya -- ya ya even barely Indian twenty something braindead reverse drain -- reverse immigrants -- dunno anyone ya I told them pointblankly shoulder-shurrglingly quite assertively..I'm taken ya this seat too by french mercanaries ya alizee my baby my vermicelli --- i said no mercy i speak only french and eat crunchy french fries day or midnight -- on board or overboard..surf board..what shut up...oh this girl of opposite sex o sorry opposite me your decoy your friend omg me no promiscious -- no network lan wan wifi no -- maybe crossedline like -- o you and her and i are on conference call omg -- not cheating on you alizee -- me this you that -- how can we -- okay okay don't cry -- I'm coming -- with this girl ya o -- all ticket money everything ya -- o not checking to check on me -- o -- first not telling I'll run away and all o -- telling alizee real mister intellect idealism courage ya background song train stopping -- La Isla Bonito: This is where I love to be. -- she said I asked him..he said..he didn't say anything and tears..what happend..i freakout he's like..no something dust particle something..i said but the train is not moving and window panes are closed -- he said ya weather panes...drizzle and rains..rainbow -- chairs and swings of cane...i'm going in circles...she's...then you called..I mean I called...come okay..mister gypsy with pepsi ...hotdog making make a collect call when you reach new york airport okay..no not stopping at karachi..damn you bastard..come...otherwise I'd send german police ya secret whatever..mister fuhrer with no fury...ya get me nothing..you broke..spend money wisely...don't exchange in towns okay...city..when you reach..mumbai or hyderabad..ya..for now..you've INR...you lied to me about SLR haa.you said SLR is a handycam..haa..mister scam..otherwise I'll cry My tears like bayonet charge of..got it ya ya..I love you too..novajo..keep LOC with her..ya ya too chummy you bubble gum haa..I know..all vdo audio streaming ..your jammer malfuncting..mister Paw Zapper ya donkey...that Going home rhymester..ya your kiddo is okay..she made a graffiti ascii art for you on her portable slates...ya...no doing somthing..ya computer...dunno something crazy like you chessboard # of squares and pieces and all you know..if'd re-invent..or add more pieces and powers..and all..and in deep blue computer context..like that..ya..dunno...I told her don't e-mail him..and you can't put this on your blog yet..you know that..she's like ya..he extended for a week or so...let me call him...snakes and ladders..ya..other variables..and same..role reverals..ya..dice..oh..not what we have..oh all possibilities permutations..and combinations..ya..just dice..and whole thing..and ok blah blah blah..ya got it...ya and arcade...oh the origin..and it terms of computer games..oh...and could we play against the computer..and what if..ladders and snakes were not fixed..oh got it..positions and numbers..ya..and dice..plus..ya ya -- whenever i call your hunger..man eater..stay away from her ya..jim corbett armed with slr ya ya mister fidelity..infidel..devil..why going there ya why..what train going..let it go..you come here ok..mister third dimension..ya..all indians are my wright brothers..ya..she's your sister..pledge..ya..sky chef..all non veg..maharaja..love you. you're so dumbo...how'd you goof around like that you got a really real groovy truly french diva and demigoddess for that karchi mushroom posion ivy man trap honey pot..maybe honey net..ya ya butterfly...sting like a bee..come..mister shadow boxer..you house fly..suffocate and die..venus's fly trap..no shariah complaint compliant marriage visa scam..only one wife..dumbo..come..quickly..okay..ya dunno..we stay here..for a while..it's upto you..us and her..and family..my and yours..let's see...go eat..it's coin a word for it..er drat ahem mint a word..or retrieve pull download it from your wordsalad ftp http resource..wordsmith..no pursuit of happiness..don't start that again..no double jeopardy..you holmesian tragedy yourself..one moron is enough in one family..no i-Ching nothing..no Hsing Hsing Hshing...come I'll make you sing in real chaste impeccable French..Ella Elle L'a. Ya ya stringent prerequisite..keep your fingers crossed a suitable boy..

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