If Vikram Seth is Dronacharya -- Then, I'm Eklavya -- Here you go, verse terse like an unutttered curse

Baggies ya -- ya like dazziling dark blue -- wow damn -- ya then what
Red and Hmm wait..damn you always color blind

The Arrow Collar Man -- won't she turn green with real envy -- ya you think so -- then what
Chaps -- real rugged chaps -- no way -- go get lost -- Don't tell me you're Robert Redford Down the Block

I don't fight fakes -- ya ya as if piece of cake -- ya -- then what
Bait -- krait -- You know Vikram Seth -- Liberetto what's that -- Look here comes my Ballerinia babe

I'm Vikram Seth's Boy -- ya as if he approves you -- then what
Oh oh -- no toys -- A Suitable Girl -- oh -- he wants me to re-write

Turtle Necks -- Old-School-Miss Shy
Rustic mystic -- Looking for a real Barbie -- nothing -- no not this plastic

Ya ya Persian Dame -- Get real -- I'm real crazy about Egyptian -- clay -- Pristine porcelian -- ya ya absolutely no false claims -- then what
The Karchiate Choas -- The dice I lost -- fate's scroll -- creeper Poison Ivy winks at Venus' Fly-Trap

You girls -- rude -- get on the swing with bozos and goons
I'm Vikram Seth's Suitable Boy -- La Isla Bonito...Alizee...This is where I love to be.