Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Conversations with an imaginary girlfriend: Mac-y goes berserk about aliens..... :-) Sugar is completely nonplussed! :-)

Hello! Space station calling Earth!

This is Captain Kirk speaking....

Oh Star Trek....not again! 

LOL ROFL

LOL ROFL 

Aliens abducted you again right Mac-y?

Yeah..how did you know?

What did they do with you this time Mac-y?

They asked me questions.....

Questions?

Yeah

Like what

About Universe

Are they superior to us?

Yeah light-years ahead...

You watching alien movies lately Mac-y?

Nope. Nope.

Yep. Yep.

So how does it feel?

It feels surreal.....

You believe in aliens Mac-y?

I don't disbelieve either..

Hmm.....

You doing drugs again Mac-y?

What do you mean by again?

You know I don't do drugs....

Why're you hallucinating then?

I'm NOT hallucinating...

There're no aliens Mac-y...

Nobody abducted you....

Okay tell me one thing..

Yeah

Why did they choose you....

Because I'm a perfect human prototype....

Did you say human prototype...?

Yeah....

You skipping your schizo meds Mac-y?

No I'm not....

Why're we talking about aliens?

You started it...

Go find an alien girlfriend...

Bye.....

Come on....

No aliens...okay?

Okay.

I was kidding with you..

No you weren't...

You're such a goof!

I was goofing around with you....that's all...

You watched a lot of Star Trek when you're a kid, right?

Yeah, I did...

Hmm.

You're not Alexander Selkirk anymore..now you're James T. Kirk?

His real name is William Shatner

Oh my God!

OMG!

LOL 

What's wrong?

I'm sorry Mac-y I can't marry you...

Why not?

Duh! I can't live with someone who believes in aliens...alien abductions..and what not....

How'd that jeopardize our marriage...?

I dunno Mac-y....

I'm sorry....

You know I love you...so much....

Yeah, I know...and I love you too.....very much...

Fine..I won't talk about aliens anymore..I'm sorry...

It's okay...you can talk about 'em....it's alright....

I'm sorry too.....

You don't have to apologize......

I know you're supersmart Mac-y....but you give me a fright sometimes....

Hmm.....

To be continued......

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