Sensei Tiger Temple Entering Permission Granting Requesting 2 hours standing not letting me smoke Dojo premesis saying you coming as Sensei if you smoking then bad precedent setting for your students telling -- Grand Master Watching Steathly on CCTV footage -- archiving for later rebuttal or acquittal or refusal or coveted job granting 4500 Dirhams Salary per month plus incentives inclusive of yearly two-way return economy class ticket plus one month salary -- fully paid leave you know -- plus dental and medical insurance -- panadol taking at designated pharmacies -- quit smoking start karate this logo seeing ya there getting medicine -- Lipovitan Japanese energy drink -- before you drinking without honey ya that one orignal new with honey you not drining like that -- girls session you old comrade -- out of touch -- but many sensei good books -- recommendations -- and all -- morning girls batch taking or evening boys batch taking or mixed you deciding -- no promises -- okay -- chokdee. okay sensei junior -- chokdee -- helping you for old times sake okay -- 10 years India suffering coming emirates -- working hard okay not like old times okay -- maqsood senior sensei wannabe -- okay. go into the washroom turn on the exhaust fan have two quick ciggies and come back -- fine yep thanks keralite sensei sir. you're welcome.
Dojo senior senseis panel:
sorry kept you waiting mister maqsood qureshi
mister maqsood are you really with us didnt you hear us saying sorry for keeping you waiting for so long....
I did reply sir
Nope you didnt
You didnt utter a single sylabble
yep that's correct sir -- keeping quiet is diffusing conflict -- shows humility too -- neutralize -- never argue reason with people....
got it got it
you started with Budokan I cud see in your resume -- did you graduate nope -- you dropped out -- why this thing with you maqsood is it something positive or negative -- you always leave things unfinished -- you always leave -- you are a deserter -- and you hold a grudge against us if we even talk about court martialing you -- forget this dojo this interview this job -- give me one instance where you succeeded in life -- one thing you completed from start to finish and on and on i cud go on -- how you expect me to give you this enormous responsibility or a set of responsibilities -- careers of young boys and girls are at stake -- captains motta u remember he goes down with the ship but in your case you will be the first person to jump out into the canopy
sir.
then why r u here i dont want to humiliate u there are so many a big mob crowd all there with zillions of years of experience and all many styles this that u never learnt how to tie a belt regular what do you have to do with martial arts
go near el dorado cinema small shacks computer see like b4 tell them honestly u dont know hardware software u know working installing device drivers software and all not going for tea every 15 minutes morning 10 o clock coming nite 11 -- 12 o clock leaving tea ciggy they will let u know u have good manners and u speak fairly good fluent english and u write reasonably well kish visa change rule exit entry not anymore since that plane crash in shj kisk airlines remember 1500 maybe getting hiring u or not in the first place not sure if not getting selling etisalat phone cards or chana or paan near hyderbadi hotel secretly okay or bengali keeping small perfume shop below keep bettle leaves making hyderabadi paan ya u taking selling keeping in ur waist bag secretly selling shurta catching jail deportation beating also ok -- u cant beg police catching nite where sleeping why u coming park corniche cant sleeping this is not india or if i zero in on hyderabad okay maybe checking with old friends bed space giving 1000 dirhams like before sheraton like places area -- many bunker bed places one room many many ppl living like worms and vermins swarming out -- no money no nothing just coming with passport one small bag u crazy going fujairah at alteast small town u always like i give u some dirhams eating here some falafil shawarma leftovers okay why coming india staying getting monthly security social security money enough why here nothing in uae no bedouin friends no hospitality i am not discouraging u telling u the facts bare naked stark colossal stark pitch dark facts of life not only here but everywhere u live in a fools paradise of idealism and this that 44 years when learning when nothing in ur life is right nothing absolutely nothing ur zilch physically weak ur weight we just checked 47.80 kilograms -- can u convert that in pounds -- see no -- ur so malnourished starved u cant lift ur feet that high how can u teach oops sorry help other wannabe sensei martial way of life by keeping queit and diffusing the situaion all ur cock and bull theories u really a sick psycho mental person mister maqsood no place for morons like u in this respected educated society of idealistic persons our drivers more educated and all well dressed and propotiate than u from ur fellow state kerala more smart u know all this then go why sitting u smoking in here in the dojo bathroom u fool u talking about damn
please leave mister maqsood and dont email me dont write on my fb wall spam dod or ddod all ur jargons n all begging for interview sob stories and all ok go leave at once
apologing sensei masters sacred tiger temple disrespect not meaning apologozing sensei master going sorry extremely sorry grand master also pls conveying sincere profound apologies on my behalf
Footsteps....
To be continued....
End.
Dojo senior senseis panel:
sorry kept you waiting mister maqsood qureshi
mister maqsood are you really with us didnt you hear us saying sorry for keeping you waiting for so long....
I did reply sir
Nope you didnt
You didnt utter a single sylabble
yep that's correct sir -- keeping quiet is diffusing conflict -- shows humility too -- neutralize -- never argue reason with people....
got it got it
you started with Budokan I cud see in your resume -- did you graduate nope -- you dropped out -- why this thing with you maqsood is it something positive or negative -- you always leave things unfinished -- you always leave -- you are a deserter -- and you hold a grudge against us if we even talk about court martialing you -- forget this dojo this interview this job -- give me one instance where you succeeded in life -- one thing you completed from start to finish and on and on i cud go on -- how you expect me to give you this enormous responsibility or a set of responsibilities -- careers of young boys and girls are at stake -- captains motta u remember he goes down with the ship but in your case you will be the first person to jump out into the canopy
sir.
then why r u here i dont want to humiliate u there are so many a big mob crowd all there with zillions of years of experience and all many styles this that u never learnt how to tie a belt regular what do you have to do with martial arts
go near el dorado cinema small shacks computer see like b4 tell them honestly u dont know hardware software u know working installing device drivers software and all not going for tea every 15 minutes morning 10 o clock coming nite 11 -- 12 o clock leaving tea ciggy they will let u know u have good manners and u speak fairly good fluent english and u write reasonably well kish visa change rule exit entry not anymore since that plane crash in shj kisk airlines remember 1500 maybe getting hiring u or not in the first place not sure if not getting selling etisalat phone cards or chana or paan near hyderbadi hotel secretly okay or bengali keeping small perfume shop below keep bettle leaves making hyderabadi paan ya u taking selling keeping in ur waist bag secretly selling shurta catching jail deportation beating also ok -- u cant beg police catching nite where sleeping why u coming park corniche cant sleeping this is not india or if i zero in on hyderabad okay maybe checking with old friends bed space giving 1000 dirhams like before sheraton like places area -- many bunker bed places one room many many ppl living like worms and vermins swarming out -- no money no nothing just coming with passport one small bag u crazy going fujairah at alteast small town u always like i give u some dirhams eating here some falafil shawarma leftovers okay why coming india staying getting monthly security social security money enough why here nothing in uae no bedouin friends no hospitality i am not discouraging u telling u the facts bare naked stark colossal stark pitch dark facts of life not only here but everywhere u live in a fools paradise of idealism and this that 44 years when learning when nothing in ur life is right nothing absolutely nothing ur zilch physically weak ur weight we just checked 47.80 kilograms -- can u convert that in pounds -- see no -- ur so malnourished starved u cant lift ur feet that high how can u teach oops sorry help other wannabe sensei martial way of life by keeping queit and diffusing the situaion all ur cock and bull theories u really a sick psycho mental person mister maqsood no place for morons like u in this respected educated society of idealistic persons our drivers more educated and all well dressed and propotiate than u from ur fellow state kerala more smart u know all this then go why sitting u smoking in here in the dojo bathroom u fool u talking about damn
please leave mister maqsood and dont email me dont write on my fb wall spam dod or ddod all ur jargons n all begging for interview sob stories and all ok go leave at once
apologing sensei masters sacred tiger temple disrespect not meaning apologozing sensei master going sorry extremely sorry grand master also pls conveying sincere profound apologies on my behalf
Footsteps....
To be continued....
End.
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