Prannoy Roy is Jonathan Livingston Seagull. The Reluctant Messiah. Richard Bach warned us about in the early 70s. Watch out for him. On our regular Telly. Or any media. That's journalism. Think tank. What's that eh? Who's he anyway? He's Mister Ubiquitous -- even when the remote control is with your wife -- Go turn the Telly off -- or, could you switch to Cricket Buzz? A name that hasn't become. Yep. It's always been so -- a synonym -- that thwarts -- all the unsolicited, paparazzi-ish rumormongering -- masquerading as Indian Journalism. The Journalist's Creed? He never took the oath. Never, yep. Never. Did Wright Brothers have a FLying License eh? Nope. Then. Nothing. Commericial break. Let's get going. Where To? Remote Control. Let's watch a movie. Over My Dead Body. Horror? Sequel? Prequel? By the way, did I get the spelling of Wright -- right? Yeah, right?