Homage To Akshay Kumar Saheb -- My First Sensei -- He Helped Me Learn That Dojo Is The Whole World -- He said Imagine Yourself In A Sacred, Holy Place Like Tiger Temple -- Tell me now, Aren't you amongst your own -- Your Gurus -- Your Comrades in Arms -- You asking me if Israeli Krav Maga more apt iin out of dojo full contact sparring than traditional martial arts -- don't you know me -- what was I doing as an expatriate -- got it eh? Think about it. Brb Tinkle yeah sniping at you deliberately you always purposely mispronouncing her name it's Twinkle Got it -- if you weren't my favorite disciple I'd dunno get lost no dojo no sensei she wants another 1000 US Dollars Omelette dunno where she read this american ritzy restaurant serving -- maybe golden egg laying hen -- go bad karma you see same thing doing same mundane mediocre job at least there you get perks and all here not even perk chocolate next time coming brining half dozen more eggs okay and dont put them in the same basket go learn to make friends with shy kitties -- practice that kata -- then we'd talk about taming wild spitfire-ish cats okay okay sensei us uff uff