Audio Blaring in max. possible decibles: teri aakhow may jo suroor hai -- sara esi ka kusoor hai -- CLIP: Caller-ID Line Identification Presentation: Vibrator Alert. Voice Response System Prompt: Mentor Tring-ing. Standard Operating Procedure: Mute Audio. Go Wired BlueTooth. Yep/Override? C:\>_ Word of Warning: Deviating from norm will have serious consquences and repercussion and permutations and combinations. Go Standard duh Deep Blue Ver 2.0 Just a moment, please....beep beep beep. You're online. On AIR: Mentor: Dervish, how're things on planet earth? Dervish: Mentor: suroor first comming or guroor quickly answering mentor life death matter happening heartwrecnching happening no brunch happening starvation malnurshing happening 24x7x366 leap year included yeh kyu mujeh chain kyu nahi padhta -- ek hi shaqks tha kya jahaan mein kya happening matter good mentor always calling on sos conditiong -- Mentor: LOL Dervish: No laughing matter mentor Mentor: John Alaylia poetic license happening lol dervish? Yes yes mentor name different but girl problem happening mentor mentor mentor one thing one thing yes yes dervish why we looking in nooks and corners Mentor: LOL we r looking for shadows -- shadows? a particular shadow singluar mind you -- oh -- always following mentor no day light comming following solar eclipse coming following mentor mentor: yeah. happy now? go eat sumthing long distance call next time u me calling u collect call okay lol dervish lol thank you mentor u r friend of the friendless mentor: she hangs up first or u u fight abt it me hanging up first mentor standard operating procedure okay keep it that way she cried for u got it i am annoyed behave like a forty sumthing okay okay mentor her one tear u own it up with ur blood got it dont expect clemency okay hmm good no fun questions im already in a bad mood -- btw zippy zappy song resume okay listen to it dont get into ur monkey frenzy then go eat tea ciggy monochrome tea also plus see a coffee shack okay reset bbs pager from 2-minute freq to no barring okay okay mentor whats that grim face pep up okay okay mentor get a new bandaid okay okay mentor u know how to fine fine ask for boons for her u and everyone quickly would that cheer u up what did i create first u have it happy happy mentor no indian english stick to VOA Special English and CNN okay okay mentor mentor: bye for now see you real soon.