A seriocomical rhyme: Brobdingnagian and Lilliputian!

I've a big crush on her
She brushed me off
She's superrich and elitist
I'm Below Poverty Line, mediocre and amongst riffraff.

She's amongst the intelligentsia
I'm functional illiterate
She's many aides and chaperones
I'm on social welfare.

She's a political bigwig
I'm an anonymous communistic nobody
She writes prolifically and with flair
I scribble hesitatingly and am a rookie rhymer.

I'm schizoid
She's superbright
Somehow we met on the Facebook -- on a moony Winter's night
She told me point-blank -- we're poles apart.

You'd be fairly well aware of your dwarfishness
You pygmy, loony and moonstruck
I'm Brobdingnagian and you're Lilliputian
That's why I can't be your bride.