Offbeat Proposal: Are you stacked, baby? ;-)

A Suitable Boy right out of Vikram Seth's novel is looking for you! Where're you? Would-be bride eh? Hmm. She'd look like Penélope Cruz or Rachel Weisz or Princess Niloufer or Florence Faivre! Just kidding! I’ll give you some keywords: She’d be well-read, liberal, intelligent and pretty. (No brain-dead beauty, please!) Type B personality! Shouldn’t be tomboyish! Talkative. Great mind-set. Humor. And, of course TALL and SLIM! This isn't a prerequisite but it'd be splendid if she: speaks impeccable, chaste Urdu; loves Urdu poetry; and is an American from Lucknow!