Did You Know? The god Prometheus stole fire from heaven to give to the human race, which originally consisted only of men. To punish humanity, the other gods created the first woman, the beautiful Pandora. As a gift, Zeus gave her a box, which she was told never to open. However, as soon as he was out of sight she took off the lid, and out swarmed all the troubles of the world, never to be recaptured. Only Hope was left in the box, stuck under the lid. Anything that looks ordinary but may produce unpredictable harmful results can thus be called a Pandora's box.

I'm NOT your Miss Spoc-y Ears Legs or whatever you moron do you see any legs on me huh I'm not her dunno your Miss Whatever -- you self-delusional fool I'm not metamorphosing or carbonizing or whatever shap shifting masquerading -- I'm a real mermaid -- can't you get it huh it ain't that simple still try your holmesian or bohemian or moroccan or last of the mohicans logic ok -- don't tell me your sindbad the sailor looking for ship-wrecked tresures?