Friday, March 10, 2017

Read me first, please!

Letter # Two: Jekyll and Hyde . . . .
She displays Jekyll and Hyde type symptoms -- happy one moment, a clawing spitfire the next! :-)

What's the most perfect example of an ice breaker? I ask her all of sudden with new-fangled but shortlived spunk
She LOLs for the first time -- that itself is an innovative example of ice breaker -- stop reading speed seduction books following such self-professed gurus and believing in obscure scientifically unproven weirdo stuff like nlp and all that bizarre dunno gigilo skirt chaser lady-killer that's why i hate reading your archived blog posts

our next blind date venue is a tree house just across this extremely polluted lake -- task is to seriously give it a try to make a make-shift tree house without hurting any living breathing things and classify mushrooms collect 'em in wooden or glass bottles or small clay pots and label them with white or color chalks -- brunchtime would be okay with you eh?

she gawks at me with and tsks tsks me with empathic Schadenfreude -- i find your impudent unreal fantasies i dunno thats not chivalry -- i dont find them chilvarious she says

and i whenever i see you in this semi-oblivion like dunno whatever i strongly feel that you are betty trying to be veronica and failing miserably at your masking attempts

she is mad angry at me furious -- you just dunno -- why are you so freakish so Frankensteinian huh read about it in your blackboard jungle school your moron do you know even how to spell it

yep was it on chosen and favorite word on the spelling bee contest huh i counter question her

aliens are real weirdo

yep abduction fantasy?

she laughs

and one more thing i cant work the boats

oars you know sync part

sail that colorful one what do you think

nope nope

then

pedalling ones?

no no

chaperoned?

no privacy issues

she laughs again

anyways tell me something thats your stranded island

no treasure hunting escapade

you write on trees like goad them?

no i make SOS signs with fallen leaves

anything more distressing than this huh?

yep.

implicit or explicit trust

no trust

lets not talk about it

shy kitty your weird theory learning how to make friends with it huh?

your anchoring moderating the conversation?

conversation huh no chitchat powwow nonserious gossips? ceasefire? plead. beg on your knees?

harakiri

honorable

she laughs again

tell me about null

void

huh

why they are always together

combo

yep

if a more prettier mermaid pops of this some acquatic creature demigoddess something

get real i said dainty with great difficulty i didnt say pretty

promiscious huh hypocrite bastard

gosh profanity

lol

anything for me in your that so unhygienically looking lunch box thingy

yep

what wafer

you cant be kidding

wrapper sorry lol

gift wrapped

no

wax paper wrapper basically is

whatever i gotta go

i never get to keep my new year resolution so be realistic and practical and forget about promises which were never made by your so-called would-be girlfriend okay stop being self-delusional you are not vikram seths boy moreover its all verbose starts on the wrong foot deceit doesnt tell her his last name got it

whats that funky gadget i ask

oh rookie this is you know er ahem drat Emergency position-indicating radiobeacon personal portable pocketable wearing got it

i hacked into it

psychopath see thats why you give me a fright and my paranoi is imminent and real

so you believed me

what what do you mean

it tells on the VDU that you are somewhere else heheehehe

jerk

lets get going

leave your brunch for your queen ants comrades in arms and all that

nope

nope why

no leftovers for them

impressed

novajo okay

okay novajo

got something for you totally forgot about that extremely sorry no offence okay

hmm you dont have to be...

conch or pebble

next time maybe that fire starter things those little red rocks okay but no promises

unkempt hair weirdo

hurry up conch or pebble

let me think about it

that wrapper thingy for paper boat huh?

dunno maybe duckling

ugly ducking

no

bathtub duck

what intimades you huh

forget we ever met go back to your lame block and fantasize bye goodbye farewell

damn

thought you never swear

no that flood damn

liar

chameleon

three boons okay

hypothesis: first one


oops i sorry my wand


anyways whats it

never be incommunicado

honestly after this one on one is dunno you want to hurt me then

online only?

yep with great difficulty

forgiveness is a virtue

time heals

heartbroken thunderstruk

no just sad

you syncing

yep

copycat

only one nickname was granted

dont push your luck

whats the bottle genie thingy

Faith

hmm...can i sit i might for a

you just sunk that paper boat

capsized everything you orchestrated

you

give me a ciggy

i will keep it souvenior from a place i never visited

choked you choking right

damnit

thats why keep away from me you never get those smoke signals or deliberately try to be so rustic and naive gullible moron

still angry

how could i possible undo it

this is my life not your computer lingo junk okay

you are so obstinate

why dont you get it

you dont like it when i feel sorry for you you incompetent pygymy you are not some armor shining all that knight you are go away never not even lurking something like restraining order you want me to stoop down to that

you still have dunno mister strait jacket nod i am not that at least not that kind of slave driver

but i am a real princess okay

and you know you are a slave a slave slave trade someone has to dunno

a slave trying seriously to be princess of persia that your medieval game

real knights rescue them from dungeons

not wannabe richard back messiahs like you okay

please mister dont make me cry

could i post this

exercising your prerogative boon # two?

hmm...

okay.

boon three may i ask?

three more boons.

my god. this is a real coup.

novajo.

hmm.

say it jerk you moron

Theres no word for it.

good. behave yourself okay

roger that message received and understood

miss shaman

you never give up

damnyou

no trampling mercilessly this is my forest

whatever

trespassers will not be prosecuted

whats the point

remose

thats crush

you are not allowed to say that word yet

consider it unposted or like retractle or self-destructible email

and that would be boon # four

yep

see i am good at it mister bugbear

heheheeheh

heheheehehe

bon voyage

bon voyage mister sky writer


what would you sky write if your blah blah blah

you are so nosy


whats happening in my life thingy?

yep

woof no?

meow yep

can i get an stray

nope

oh can i rephrase

yep

can i get

later go malnourished starving wolf down something mister shepherd

ice tea try again something desi

hmm okay

clay pots three sorry

whenever you feel like taking a stroll but make sure it's not drizzling unevenly lol

lol hunchbacked and crooked teeth gosh uncontacted tribe phantom huh

fine say it idiot

you would find an awful lot of cut-throat competition there

lol as if go back to your planet of the apes your tail like that snake legs huh hehehehehehe

stephen hawing told her you people got extinct with big monstrous predators like dinausaurs and all your zombie edition of fossil

lazarus huh lol

desmond morris and that futuristic guy future shock chap

fine

notting hill shop

nope street peddler

i know i know anything similar synonymous

hawker no

home made jaggery tea

yep

fine

anything else

yep

what

hourglass sandclock

and

venus fly trap

no minature jap trees and plants

creepers

yep

wooden sandals

just in a corner visible corner

shack or shanty

none

okay over and out

static

logging off wizards stay up late and never logoff

whats your mirrors handle

grotesque

hmm good i want some positive changes okay

got it

night owl night person nocturnal diurnal

words are always misinterpreted

visuals

fine

signs to be more apt

yep

choose words with discreetion i admire that in you thats your forte

dont let our eggheadish skirmishes boot you out of your elbowroom okay

lion pride analogy

scarry enough

yep

so be scared be very scared it's your open letter like confessions that made me give you benefit of the doubt got it

Got it. Bye for now.

Bye for now.

See you Real soon.

Dropping carrier.

No log off properly your shamanic intuition is divine follow manauls protocols see if you get that thingy your ant burning torture tool you still remain unforgiven do something about it

pretty humilating ego busted right

yep

good

dont cut the strings

make it more strong tie knots

hate your unsolicited advices and spam okay whatever

talkative

no yep but that you just the same as always

i like your neologism the whirling dervish the way you coin words

old coind

nope not yet

bad vibes

dunno not affirmative either

yep

can i go for real

those trees are man eaters keep light years distance

give a charm

dont even think about it

fallen leaf?

fine

yuck

good.

bookmark

yep

on that rock

thats carnivorous too mister jungle geek

lol

nope you go leave first

tell me that look it up

hmm

splash

splash

footprints of a wannabe rookie writer my evil sorcercer my daemon The HunchBacked Messiah Stranger To The Ground Richard Bachs disciple my moron untied shoe laces my unsuitable boy blah blah blah damn i am loud thinking like him maybe doing some mumbojumbo spells my friends tell me dunno neither belief nor disbelief be open watchful and you will know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah why three boons why not just one and put that in an endless loop vikram betaal crap mythology buff hehehehehhe echo i should ask him about it shamanic echoes of the past real real past like zillions of years....cave tribes and all...maybe i should brush up archaic languages with no script he would cherish me hehhehehe damn gum tree monkey banyan tree bookworm secondary roots primal screams paulo copycat hehehehehehe whatever some exhotic lab mousy shock jock chaser and whats that gold rush land rush wear vintage unpretensious simple jewellrey as if i would ever marry him as if i am his long time live in girlfriend ghostly horrid place i should vroom out of here before he changes his mind and starts stalking me hehehehheheh how could i possibly trust someone so outlandish unearthly bonzi buddy type hehehehhehe what does he think of himself pompous pedantic tribal hamlet quack reminds me of that duck hehehehhe







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