Letter # Two: Jekyll and Hyde . . . .
She displays Jekyll and Hyde type symptoms -- happy one moment, a clawing spitfire the next! :-)
What's the most perfect example of an ice breaker? I ask her all of sudden with new-fangled but shortlived spunk
She LOLs for the first time -- that itself is an innovative example of ice breaker -- stop reading speed seduction books following such self-professed gurus and believing in obscure scientifically unproven weirdo stuff like nlp and all that bizarre dunno gigilo skirt chaser lady-killer that's why i hate reading your archived blog posts
our next blind date venue is a tree house just across this extremely polluted lake -- task is to seriously give it a try to make a make-shift tree house without hurting any living breathing things and classify mushrooms collect 'em in wooden or glass bottles or small clay pots and label them with white or color chalks -- brunchtime would be okay with you eh?
she gawks at me with and tsks tsks me with empathic Schadenfreude -- i find your impudent unreal fantasies i dunno thats not chivalry -- i dont find them chilvarious she says
and i whenever i see you in this semi-oblivion like dunno whatever i strongly feel that you are betty trying to be veronica and failing miserably at your masking attempts
she is mad angry at me furious -- you just dunno -- why are you so freakish so Frankensteinian huh read about it in your blackboard jungle school your moron do you know even how to spell it
yep was it on chosen and favorite word on the spelling bee contest huh i counter question her
aliens are real weirdo
yep abduction fantasy?
she laughs
and one more thing i cant work the boats
oars you know sync part
sail that colorful one what do you think
nope nope
then
pedalling ones?
no no
chaperoned?
no privacy issues
she laughs again
anyways tell me something thats your stranded island
no treasure hunting escapade
you write on trees like goad them?
no i make SOS signs with fallen leaves
anything more distressing than this huh?
yep.
implicit or explicit trust
no trust
lets not talk about it
shy kitty your weird theory learning how to make friends with it huh?
your anchoring moderating the conversation?
conversation huh no chitchat powwow nonserious gossips? ceasefire? plead. beg on your knees?
harakiri
honorable
she laughs again
tell me about null
void
huh
why they are always together
combo
yep
if a more prettier mermaid pops of this some acquatic creature demigoddess something
get real i said dainty with great difficulty i didnt say pretty
promiscious huh hypocrite bastard
gosh profanity
lol
anything for me in your that so unhygienically looking lunch box thingy
yep
what wafer
you cant be kidding
wrapper sorry lol
gift wrapped
no
wax paper wrapper basically is
whatever i gotta go
i never get to keep my new year resolution so be realistic and practical and forget about promises which were never made by your so-called would-be girlfriend okay stop being self-delusional you are not vikram seths boy moreover its all verbose starts on the wrong foot deceit doesnt tell her his last name got it
whats that funky gadget i ask
oh rookie this is you know er ahem drat Emergency position-indicating radiobeacon personal portable pocketable wearing got it
i hacked into it
psychopath see thats why you give me a fright and my paranoi is imminent and real
so you believed me
what what do you mean
it tells on the VDU that you are somewhere else heheehehe
jerk
lets get going
leave your brunch for your queen ants comrades in arms and all that
nope
nope why
no leftovers for them
impressed
novajo okay
okay novajo
got something for you totally forgot about that extremely sorry no offence okay
hmm you dont have to be...
conch or pebble
next time maybe that fire starter things those little red rocks okay but no promises
unkempt hair weirdo
hurry up conch or pebble
let me think about it
that wrapper thingy for paper boat huh?
dunno maybe duckling
ugly ducking
no
bathtub duck
what intimades you huh
forget we ever met go back to your lame block and fantasize bye goodbye farewell
damn
thought you never swear
no that flood damn
liar
chameleon
three boons okay
hypothesis: first one
oops i sorry my wand
anyways whats it
never be incommunicado
honestly after this one on one is dunno you want to hurt me then
online only?
yep with great difficulty
forgiveness is a virtue
time heals
heartbroken thunderstruk
no just sad
you syncing
yep
copycat
only one nickname was granted
dont push your luck
whats the bottle genie thingy
Faith
hmm...can i sit i might for a
you just sunk that paper boat
capsized everything you orchestrated
you
give me a ciggy
i will keep it souvenior from a place i never visited
choked you choking right
damnit
thats why keep away from me you never get those smoke signals or deliberately try to be so rustic and naive gullible moron
still angry
how could i possible undo it
this is my life not your computer lingo junk okay
you are so obstinate
why dont you get it
you dont like it when i feel sorry for you you incompetent pygymy you are not some armor shining all that knight you are go away never not even lurking something like restraining order you want me to stoop down to that
you still have dunno mister strait jacket nod i am not that at least not that kind of slave driver
but i am a real princess okay
and you know you are a slave a slave slave trade someone has to dunno
a slave trying seriously to be princess of persia that your medieval game
real knights rescue them from dungeons
not wannabe richard back messiahs like you okay
please mister dont make me cry
could i post this
exercising your prerogative boon # two?
hmm...
okay.
boon three may i ask?
three more boons.
my god. this is a real coup.
novajo.
hmm.
say it jerk you moron
Theres no word for it.
good. behave yourself okay
roger that message received and understood
miss shaman
you never give up
damnyou
no trampling mercilessly this is my forest
whatever
trespassers will not be prosecuted
whats the point
remose
thats crush
you are not allowed to say that word yet
consider it unposted or like retractle or self-destructible email
and that would be boon # four
yep
see i am good at it mister bugbear
heheheeheh
heheheehehe
bon voyage
bon voyage mister sky writer
what would you sky write if your blah blah blah
you are so nosy
whats happening in my life thingy?
yep
woof no?
meow yep
can i get an stray
nope
oh can i rephrase
yep
can i get
later go malnourished starving wolf down something mister shepherd
ice tea try again something desi
hmm okay
clay pots three sorry
whenever you feel like taking a stroll but make sure it's not drizzling unevenly lol
lol hunchbacked and crooked teeth gosh uncontacted tribe phantom huh
fine say it idiot
you would find an awful lot of cut-throat competition there
lol as if go back to your planet of the apes your tail like that snake legs huh hehehehehehe
stephen hawing told her you people got extinct with big monstrous predators like dinausaurs and all your zombie edition of fossil
lazarus huh lol
desmond morris and that futuristic guy future shock chap
fine
notting hill shop
nope street peddler
i know i know anything similar synonymous
hawker no
home made jaggery tea
yep
fine
anything else
yep
what
hourglass sandclock
and
venus fly trap
no minature jap trees and plants
creepers
yep
wooden sandals
just in a corner visible corner
shack or shanty
none
okay over and out
static
logging off wizards stay up late and never logoff
whats your mirrors handle
grotesque
hmm good i want some positive changes okay
got it
night owl night person nocturnal diurnal
words are always misinterpreted
visuals
fine
signs to be more apt
yep
choose words with discreetion i admire that in you thats your forte
dont let our eggheadish skirmishes boot you out of your elbowroom okay
lion pride analogy
scarry enough
yep
so be scared be very scared it's your open letter like confessions that made me give you benefit of the doubt got it
Got it. Bye for now.
Bye for now.
See you Real soon.
Dropping carrier.
No log off properly your shamanic intuition is divine follow manauls protocols see if you get that thingy your ant burning torture tool you still remain unforgiven do something about it
pretty humilating ego busted right
yep
good
dont cut the strings
make it more strong tie knots
hate your unsolicited advices and spam okay whatever
talkative
no yep but that you just the same as always
i like your neologism the whirling dervish the way you coin words
old coind
nope not yet
bad vibes
dunno not affirmative either
yep
can i go for real
those trees are man eaters keep light years distance
give a charm
dont even think about it
fallen leaf?
fine
yuck
good.
bookmark
yep
on that rock
thats carnivorous too mister jungle geek
lol
nope you go leave first
tell me that look it up
hmm
splash
splash
footprints of a wannabe rookie writer my evil sorcercer my daemon The HunchBacked Messiah Stranger To The Ground Richard Bachs disciple my moron untied shoe laces my unsuitable boy blah blah blah damn i am loud thinking like him maybe doing some mumbojumbo spells my friends tell me dunno neither belief nor disbelief be open watchful and you will know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah why three boons why not just one and put that in an endless loop vikram betaal crap mythology buff hehehehehhe echo i should ask him about it shamanic echoes of the past real real past like zillions of years....cave tribes and all...maybe i should brush up archaic languages with no script he would cherish me hehhehehe damn gum tree monkey banyan tree bookworm secondary roots primal screams paulo copycat hehehehehehe whatever some exhotic lab mousy shock jock chaser and whats that gold rush land rush wear vintage unpretensious simple jewellrey as if i would ever marry him as if i am his long time live in girlfriend ghostly horrid place i should vroom out of here before he changes his mind and starts stalking me hehehehheheh how could i possibly trust someone so outlandish unearthly bonzi buddy type hehehehhehe what does he think of himself pompous pedantic tribal hamlet quack reminds me of that duck hehehehhe
She displays Jekyll and Hyde type symptoms -- happy one moment, a clawing spitfire the next! :-)
What's the most perfect example of an ice breaker? I ask her all of sudden with new-fangled but shortlived spunk
She LOLs for the first time -- that itself is an innovative example of ice breaker -- stop reading speed seduction books following such self-professed gurus and believing in obscure scientifically unproven weirdo stuff like nlp and all that bizarre dunno gigilo skirt chaser lady-killer that's why i hate reading your archived blog posts
our next blind date venue is a tree house just across this extremely polluted lake -- task is to seriously give it a try to make a make-shift tree house without hurting any living breathing things and classify mushrooms collect 'em in wooden or glass bottles or small clay pots and label them with white or color chalks -- brunchtime would be okay with you eh?
she gawks at me with and tsks tsks me with empathic Schadenfreude -- i find your impudent unreal fantasies i dunno thats not chivalry -- i dont find them chilvarious she says
and i whenever i see you in this semi-oblivion like dunno whatever i strongly feel that you are betty trying to be veronica and failing miserably at your masking attempts
she is mad angry at me furious -- you just dunno -- why are you so freakish so Frankensteinian huh read about it in your blackboard jungle school your moron do you know even how to spell it
yep was it on chosen and favorite word on the spelling bee contest huh i counter question her
aliens are real weirdo
yep abduction fantasy?
she laughs
and one more thing i cant work the boats
oars you know sync part
sail that colorful one what do you think
nope nope
then
pedalling ones?
no no
chaperoned?
no privacy issues
she laughs again
anyways tell me something thats your stranded island
no treasure hunting escapade
you write on trees like goad them?
no i make SOS signs with fallen leaves
anything more distressing than this huh?
yep.
implicit or explicit trust
no trust
lets not talk about it
shy kitty your weird theory learning how to make friends with it huh?
your anchoring moderating the conversation?
conversation huh no chitchat powwow nonserious gossips? ceasefire? plead. beg on your knees?
harakiri
honorable
she laughs again
tell me about null
void
huh
why they are always together
combo
yep
if a more prettier mermaid pops of this some acquatic creature demigoddess something
get real i said dainty with great difficulty i didnt say pretty
promiscious huh hypocrite bastard
gosh profanity
lol
anything for me in your that so unhygienically looking lunch box thingy
yep
what wafer
you cant be kidding
wrapper sorry lol
gift wrapped
no
wax paper wrapper basically is
whatever i gotta go
i never get to keep my new year resolution so be realistic and practical and forget about promises which were never made by your so-called would-be girlfriend okay stop being self-delusional you are not vikram seths boy moreover its all verbose starts on the wrong foot deceit doesnt tell her his last name got it
whats that funky gadget i ask
oh rookie this is you know er ahem drat Emergency position-indicating radiobeacon personal portable pocketable wearing got it
i hacked into it
psychopath see thats why you give me a fright and my paranoi is imminent and real
so you believed me
what what do you mean
it tells on the VDU that you are somewhere else heheehehe
jerk
lets get going
leave your brunch for your queen ants comrades in arms and all that
nope
nope why
no leftovers for them
impressed
novajo okay
okay novajo
got something for you totally forgot about that extremely sorry no offence okay
hmm you dont have to be...
conch or pebble
next time maybe that fire starter things those little red rocks okay but no promises
unkempt hair weirdo
hurry up conch or pebble
let me think about it
that wrapper thingy for paper boat huh?
dunno maybe duckling
ugly ducking
no
bathtub duck
what intimades you huh
forget we ever met go back to your lame block and fantasize bye goodbye farewell
damn
thought you never swear
no that flood damn
liar
chameleon
three boons okay
hypothesis: first one
oops i sorry my wand
anyways whats it
never be incommunicado
honestly after this one on one is dunno you want to hurt me then
online only?
yep with great difficulty
forgiveness is a virtue
time heals
heartbroken thunderstruk
no just sad
you syncing
yep
copycat
only one nickname was granted
dont push your luck
whats the bottle genie thingy
Faith
hmm...can i sit i might for a
you just sunk that paper boat
capsized everything you orchestrated
you
give me a ciggy
i will keep it souvenior from a place i never visited
choked you choking right
damnit
thats why keep away from me you never get those smoke signals or deliberately try to be so rustic and naive gullible moron
still angry
how could i possible undo it
this is my life not your computer lingo junk okay
you are so obstinate
why dont you get it
you dont like it when i feel sorry for you you incompetent pygymy you are not some armor shining all that knight you are go away never not even lurking something like restraining order you want me to stoop down to that
you still have dunno mister strait jacket nod i am not that at least not that kind of slave driver
but i am a real princess okay
and you know you are a slave a slave slave trade someone has to dunno
a slave trying seriously to be princess of persia that your medieval game
real knights rescue them from dungeons
not wannabe richard back messiahs like you okay
please mister dont make me cry
could i post this
exercising your prerogative boon # two?
hmm...
okay.
boon three may i ask?
three more boons.
my god. this is a real coup.
novajo.
hmm.
say it jerk you moron
Theres no word for it.
good. behave yourself okay
roger that message received and understood
miss shaman
you never give up
damnyou
no trampling mercilessly this is my forest
whatever
trespassers will not be prosecuted
whats the point
remose
thats crush
you are not allowed to say that word yet
consider it unposted or like retractle or self-destructible email
and that would be boon # four
yep
see i am good at it mister bugbear
heheheeheh
heheheehehe
bon voyage
bon voyage mister sky writer
what would you sky write if your blah blah blah
you are so nosy
whats happening in my life thingy?
yep
woof no?
meow yep
can i get an stray
nope
oh can i rephrase
yep
can i get
later go malnourished starving wolf down something mister shepherd
ice tea try again something desi
hmm okay
clay pots three sorry
whenever you feel like taking a stroll but make sure it's not drizzling unevenly lol
lol hunchbacked and crooked teeth gosh uncontacted tribe phantom huh
fine say it idiot
you would find an awful lot of cut-throat competition there
lol as if go back to your planet of the apes your tail like that snake legs huh hehehehehehe
stephen hawing told her you people got extinct with big monstrous predators like dinausaurs and all your zombie edition of fossil
lazarus huh lol
desmond morris and that futuristic guy future shock chap
fine
notting hill shop
nope street peddler
i know i know anything similar synonymous
hawker no
home made jaggery tea
yep
fine
anything else
yep
what
hourglass sandclock
and
venus fly trap
no minature jap trees and plants
creepers
yep
wooden sandals
just in a corner visible corner
shack or shanty
none
okay over and out
static
logging off wizards stay up late and never logoff
whats your mirrors handle
grotesque
hmm good i want some positive changes okay
got it
night owl night person nocturnal diurnal
words are always misinterpreted
visuals
fine
signs to be more apt
yep
choose words with discreetion i admire that in you thats your forte
dont let our eggheadish skirmishes boot you out of your elbowroom okay
lion pride analogy
scarry enough
yep
so be scared be very scared it's your open letter like confessions that made me give you benefit of the doubt got it
Got it. Bye for now.
Bye for now.
See you Real soon.
Dropping carrier.
No log off properly your shamanic intuition is divine follow manauls protocols see if you get that thingy your ant burning torture tool you still remain unforgiven do something about it
pretty humilating ego busted right
yep
good
dont cut the strings
make it more strong tie knots
hate your unsolicited advices and spam okay whatever
talkative
no yep but that you just the same as always
i like your neologism the whirling dervish the way you coin words
old coind
nope not yet
bad vibes
dunno not affirmative either
yep
can i go for real
those trees are man eaters keep light years distance
give a charm
dont even think about it
fallen leaf?
fine
yuck
good.
bookmark
yep
on that rock
thats carnivorous too mister jungle geek
lol
nope you go leave first
tell me that look it up
hmm
splash
splash
footprints of a wannabe rookie writer my evil sorcercer my daemon The HunchBacked Messiah Stranger To The Ground Richard Bachs disciple my moron untied shoe laces my unsuitable boy blah blah blah damn i am loud thinking like him maybe doing some mumbojumbo spells my friends tell me dunno neither belief nor disbelief be open watchful and you will know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah why three boons why not just one and put that in an endless loop vikram betaal crap mythology buff hehehehehhe echo i should ask him about it shamanic echoes of the past real real past like zillions of years....cave tribes and all...maybe i should brush up archaic languages with no script he would cherish me hehhehehe damn gum tree monkey banyan tree bookworm secondary roots primal screams paulo copycat hehehehehehe whatever some exhotic lab mousy shock jock chaser and whats that gold rush land rush wear vintage unpretensious simple jewellrey as if i would ever marry him as if i am his long time live in girlfriend ghostly horrid place i should vroom out of here before he changes his mind and starts stalking me hehehehheheh how could i possibly trust someone so outlandish unearthly bonzi buddy type hehehehhehe what does he think of himself pompous pedantic tribal hamlet quack reminds me of that duck hehehehhe
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